Let me hear one more league of farmers joke, I’m getting my belt. PSG WINNNNNSSS.

First one was so nice did it twice.

DEMBELE!!!

Yes. He’s top 5 for me. But this is extremely bias because he was one of the first players that made me fall in love with basketball.

Viti control the pace please. Control it.

RORY MCILROY WINS THE 2026 MASTERS.

Rory didn’t even have to win for this to be a treat. It was already a treat at round 2 when Bryson got cut lmaooo.

:)

Rory Rory Rory. Bye.

They were not lying when they said they trained specifically for him.

Everyone knows Monte Carlo isn’t a real tournament. Clay season starts in Spain.

Terrible tennis from these two my gosh

Stupid way to end with a double fault. Drag him in the second.

Carlitos what is this foolishness?!

Andreeva d. Potapova 1-6 6-4 6-3 Mirra battles back from a set down to win the title in Linz. This is her 5th title at just 18 years old. She’s now won the last 4 finals she’s played. Remarkable in every way at such a young age. ✅2nd title of 2026 ✅18th win of 2026 💙

George Russell in the house watching Jannik Sinner and Carlos Alcaraz play the Monte Carlo final. 🏎️🎾

Let’s get another break Carlitos. Don’t give it back too either.

Carlos please. We need a win.

Joe Tsai will pay for all the pain he has caused me with a fail super team hunt for years now.

The French commentators said Zverev is Jannik’s favourite victim lmaooo.

Noskova please take out forehead in Stuttgart. I can’t deal with her and Coco going against each other.

We won. We won. We won.

If clay season has no fans, I’m dead. I would marry clay season. Clay season is the greatest season ever.

Do. Not. Bring. This. To. A. Third. Set. Do. Not. Bring. This. To. A. Third. Set. Do. Not. Bring. This. To. A. Third. Set. Do. Not. Bring. This. To. A. Third. Set. Do. Not. Bring. This. To. A. Third. Set.

It’s nice to hear contracts in the millions for WNBA players.

I was about to say Monte Carlo please get loud and then I remember who we are playing against.

We need to study Carlitos and his second set form.

Racking up the Grands Prix for the Silver Arrows! 💨 Lewis Hamilton has completed the most races for Mercedes during the manufacturer's tenures in F1, with 246 to his name 💪 #F1

Ok Carlos Vamos!

Hi Friends, I wanted to share this with you a little early. I’ll be a guest on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert this Wednesday. First time being interviewed on the show. To be a guest during his final weeks feels really special. Thank you for being part of the reason this is happening.

Rory I’m coming. I just have to watch Carlos win first.

"I'm just gonna say it, Fuck Trump" "I'd much rather everyone made music as opposed to going and beating the shit out of each other" — Hans Zimmer

Whack him some more Carlitos and let’s escape this match without going to the third.

Put The Martian back in theatres NOW.

I’m not okay with the Fred being unemployed rumours. Please check on your sexy friends (me).

lol Liverpool.

Hakimi act right please.

Madrid lost. :). Life is worth living.

Democratic congressional leaders will come online and tell you that we must stop Trump. That’s all they will do. NOTHING ELSE. LIKE BABES, DO YOUR JOB.

BREAKING: The Chicago Sky traded two-time WNBA All-Star Angel Reese to the Atlanta Dream in exchange for the Dream's first-round picks in 2027 and 2028.

Iktr sister

Angel Reese is finally freed. BYE BYE CHICAGO.

I never know what yall be talking about but I know yall be on here lying

Today is Land Day. 50 years ago today, six un-armed Palestinians were killed by Israeli forces and more than 100 were injured during protests against Israel’s confiscation of Palestinian land. Palestinians observe today by holding protest marches and planting olive trees.

Caitlin Clark called Nikola Jokić the best player in the world. His response 😂

Friendly reminder that Pierre Gasly would have dunked on both McLaren's last year and won that championship if the Newey Red Bull was built for him

It’s okay George. Just remember Oscar once led the championship.

George Russell has a Kimi problem. In this essay…

Kimi is the luckiest driver I swear

Whatever. Enjoy that funky little place Lando.