attention please! 📥

Twice

piece of bagel came out my nose

Monday morning and this lady is in my inbox being kinda homophobic

No shade you’re going to hell

Fuck ICE

do I get in drag for Nicki Minaj night? I think so 🙂‍↕️

FCF not as fat as it used to be… We used to have girth, but then things got woke :/

he must be celebrated

ramBUNCTIOUS farts these last 48 no shade

hey guys

sources close to the matter are saying I could not ascend cause ass too fat :/

hit with a huge urge to started Legends Arceus over agaaaaain. I just restarted an ACNH island too. Exhausting all my buffers waiting for Digimon Story Time Stranger

wasn’t raptured :/

mosquito bit my ass cheek in my own home

officiating a wedding in drag tonight. trynna not let the nerves get to me 🤪

nocturnal fiend 🦇🌕

I did not post ass on bluesky just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!!

psychic type event in Go and I’m rubbing my mitts together like a greedy fly

His brand of it is particularly garish but all authoritarianism is basically government by spoiled child. No capacity for or interest in any principles. People who are nice to me get treats, people who are mean to me get abuse. I get what I want or I cry and thrash. Embarrassing

LOVE when they let Amanda go full tilt bitch yesssss bully Sydney!!!

experts are saying I’m just too strong, that my ass is just too fat. much to consider!!

gym locker room bench broke out from under me and my back landed on jagged metal

oh yall really related to suffering slowpoke lmao 😬

Monday!!!

I think Psyduck is jealous that the ex is getting all the attention

stoney baloney watching pokemon concierge

love when 40-50yo gay guys have those gay little star tattoos, especially on their hips or shoulders

And people who film themselves driving. Pay attention to the god damn road or ✂️ that license

we need to roll back dog owner rights. Get that thing outta the restaurant Nancy

good morning

anyway shits fucked right

this was a 24 month study conducted by Harvard University

been a minute 😋

I would die for her

sorry that I keep forgetting this app exists lol

GM!! 😮‍💨

spent the weekend thinking MDW was some new meat disco initial I had to decode

hate this manufactured insecurity pushing all body deodorant. I am not putting old spice on my balls they’re supposed to smell like that

I wanna be put in the dunkin bread guillotine, just once

how come we continue to let people bad at emails work at the email job

Uber drivers bumping Hillsong United stay ready to send you to your creator while you’re trying use a crosswalk

day off work spinning these new additions to the collection :) 🎵 TL: Adrea True Connection - More More More BL: Tokyo Police Club - Champ TR: Noah & the Whale - First Days of Spring BR: Current Joys - B-Sides Rarities and Demos & also bought Mickey 7 at the airport, it’s fun! :)

this man next to me at the bar is wearing a shirt I severely misread. It says Picked Last In Gym Class and at my angle I read something like Fucked Fast in the Ass

the Hot Topic between my hotel and this Mexican restaurant is gonna hate to see me coming

heard my own breathing the the hotel landline feedback

a little tew hungover for an airport rn but we did it

final destination bloodlines was a FUN scary gory treat 💀🔥

thinking bout her ♡