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"I could tell you were a Swordsman by your posture and the way you walk." "That's incredible, most people can tell I'm a Swordsman by the sword on my hip."

Conservatives last week: "HE'S TRANS. HE'S AN ANIMAL! HE NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED ALONG WITH THE REST OF HIS LEFTIST TRANS ANTIFA PEOPLE. THIS IS WAR!" This week: "Guys, political violence is wrong. The shooter was just an UwU victim. His trans roommate probably used its mind control powers on him."

Golly it sure is weird that Republicans blocked the vote to release the Epstein files a day after Charlie Kirk got shot. The conspiracy theories write themselves these days.

Charlie Kirk made the ultimate sacrifice to teach us why we NEED the second amendment. I've never seen a better argument for it.

Fuck those two fuckass ants at the top of Hunter's March in Silk Song. Matter fact, fuck that whole fuckass area.

I love them

I feel like just 'having an idea' isn't good enough for any sort of creative endeavor. A cool or unique concept can be interesting, but it's the effort of working through it which refines and deepens the idea and makes it real. If you can't do that, then you're not a creative.

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

I don't think I'll ever be aligned with the "Media used to be good, but now it's bad because XYZ" When it's very clear our attitude of old media is colored by nostalgia where current media is colored by our personal insecurities and grievances with the present day.

A National Guard wearing a High Vis Vest over their camouflage while they clean up DC because they gutted the organizations who clean those parks is ART MANIFEST.

For anyone who doesn't know how to cook or look up recipes, there are 4 items you need to make literally everything taste good. - Salt - Olive Oil - Garlic(powder or not) - Onion(powder or not) Everything else is optional.

Dream is just the Brittany Spears of Minecraft and I'm not afraid to say it.

I think people should understand this venn diagram I made if they want to write nuanced, believable, and compelling characters of all alignments.

Conservatives: *Dumps a truckload of shit on the floor* Everyone: What the fuck. Cons: Ah jeeze. Both sides are walking in so much shit right now! Everyone: Clean it up then! Con: Nah. Hey, can you believe the Dems are walking in shit right now? They're pretty terrible, huh? Libs: Truuuuee!!!

I'm so glad we can all come together as humans to invent new slurs for robots and channel our racism together. Truly we are building a greater future with this.

Volume up

I have developed a new desire to have my head bashed in with a hammer by the good contractors currently repairing the roof of my apartment at 6AM.

Critics who find something to complain about with everything they criticize are not good critics. If you don't have a good variety with the way you rate and compare things, then your criticisms are meaningless. It doesn't make you cultured to dislike everything, it makes you a hater.

Khamzat Chimaev kinda proves what I've always thought of the middleweight division. That division is historically absent of any good wrestlers. Most of them are basically kickboxers with a little bit of takedown defense. The moment an actual wrestler gets in there they get completely mauled.

Being kind really IS the new punk rock in a world where the system and the average person is cynical/nihilistic.

There was a trend a few months back of people being like "There was this study that came out which says ChatGPT makes you dumber, therefore I am BETTER and SMARTER than you are!" And stuff like that has always made me feel like I don't have much of a home in that discourse.

PFFFF HAHAHAHA I love this manga.

I watched this movie blind and I was laughing hysterically by the end at how wild shit was getting.

Hear me out: Shell pasta with soup. Why don't we do that? It's like little cups of soup.

Fun fact: There is a legally acceptable amount of insect matter which is permissible to have in apple sauce batches (2%).

Whatever you think of South Park, they're proof that whenever this administration runs into someone with a backbone they fold. These are not people to be afraid of, they're people to be mocked, ridiculed, and thrown out.

Men don't go to therapy, we just rewatch Gurren Lagann again.

Man, if K-Pop Demon Hunters had a longer run time it would've been the perfect movie, honestly. The fact that they did so much with what they had really speaks to the competence of the team behind it. It's just *barely* too fast on the pacing. I wish it was a longer movie.

EugenicBro: "Now, you might be wondering why we don't have healing factors which regrow our limbs. I mean, it's a great survival advantage out in the wild. Well, you see, it's because women-"

Something which is, has been, and always will be true: People enjoy paying taxes if the taxes actually go to something useful and competently done.

I gotta say, the one thing that's kind of annoying me in Absolute Batman is how terrible and corny the dialogue and monologue writing is sometimes.

Trump is in the Epstein Files?! Next you're gonna tell me the sky is blue and grass is green. Living under a rock, all of these would surprise me.

Sometimes I have to wonder if LOLCows are born or if they're created. You can have a perfectly fine and chill content creator until a certain group of people knows how to get under their skin. Once that happens the plan is just "Bully and harass the person who can't stop trying to fight back."

Bro, why tf do VTubers even have agencies these days? They clearly don't do anything for them. All they do is steal and mismanage money earned by the creator and the communities they've built.

Gotta love when a narcissist crashes out. Trump is not gonna be able to get over this moment. He's gonna keep coming back to it and shitting on his supporters. Narcissists aren't just about themselves, they're obsessed with their enemies and people who embarrass them.

Bro sounds like a Pokemon

Y'know how the evil scientist gets eaten alive by the monster it created by the end of the movie? That, but Trump and the Epstein files.

I don't think some people understand a key part of human psychology when it comes to politics. Human beings prefer the rise of an underdog a lot more than the reign of a champion. The Epstein stuff is just a signal that Trump is the establishment now. They are the ones covering things up.

List of people I will always instinctively think are bad people pretending to be good people: - Minecraft tutorial youtubers with a peppy attitude - "Yeah, I've been in a lot of bad friend groups before." - People who give meaningless compliments to me/others - "Think of the children!"

New Superman movie was fun and I'd say probably the best Superman Movie to date.

What if we become ICE agents to get a good paycheck with non-taxable overtime and then engage in quiet quitting and just not do the job while draining the resources we would've otherwise been entitled to under a better administration?

- Lied about making a better economy - Lied about the BBB - Lied about Epstein - Lied about not starting war - Lied about ending current wars Damn if you're MAGA they really think you're the dumbest little piggies don't they? They can feed you whatever slop they want and you'll thank them for it.

Seeing the 'dressing for male gaze vs female gaze' trend makes me realize women don't know what the male gaze is. A lot of the 'male gaze' fits are just way too much. It's like a very similar dysmorphia to the physique men think is attractive to women vs the physique women actually find attractive.

Bodybuilders preaching health and wellness only to shoot up some Tren in the locker room has to be in my Mt.Rushmore of dark comedy. These dudes die in their 50's and 60's and they're preaching health and wellness.

Something crazy to think about is the fact that men's fashion (or lacktherof) is a direct result of monarchies. The reason men would often dress down or wear the same thing is because they did not want to disrespect the king by having something more stylish than him.

The Trump to Mamdani voter change just tells me what I already knew. People weren't voting for Trump. They were voting for whoever was against the establishment that was slowly choking them out for the past couple decades. It's not racism or transphobia. It's a lack of direction passion and honesty.

This reads like a neckbeard promising to save a pretty girl from all the chads and brads.

AI and the internet being built around engagement instead of discovery is the reason it's making us dumber. If it was structured more around helping us discover new information more than feeding us whatever slop we wanna see or being a sycophant they'd actually make us smarter.