Department of War Crimes

Funny how all the talk about Americans doesn't seem to include those descended from people who were here long before the Mayflower ... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Who was paying? Who made the travel arrangements? I prefer trains but sometimes you don't get to choose.

I want an inflatable "ice goon" suit. Something that looks like a camouflage Bibendum with a fake police vest. I think it would be cool to troll these goons with their own warped image.

We took advantage of the lull in shelling to make our way through the wasteland of Portland on foot. Braving the chaos, we enjoyed a sumptuous meal at Eem before scurrying home.

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

Updated track for Hurricane Erin!

“We would urge all pet owners in the region to make sure all of your beloved animals are under watchful protection while the secretary is in the region,” the @govpritzker.illinois.gov note said.

Our Heat and Health materials dropped today! Fresh from the Massachusetts DPH Bureau of Climate and Environmental Health to you! mass.gov/extreme-heat

Three million Americans marched today. Here’s why we wrote about one American who didn’t.

Let's call Trump's insane rampage what it is: Maoism. Destroy the scientific and government infrastructure and send everyone back to the fields. The Cultural Revolution worked soooo well for China, after all!

I dunno, what else do you call a shadowy group of bureaucrats working to reshape government policy from the inside to serve their own ends? www.wired.com/story/doge-i...

This is next level! 💥

This is the first page of this morning’s edition of the Globe and Mail (arguably the English Canadian paper of record) I don’t remember seeing anything like this before

get me tom hanks

Every time a leopard eats the faces of those who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party, there is an opportunity to organize. Many of those crying foul after voting for Trump are in Red States and/or have Red Reps. Direct them to flog their reps and senators who are doing nothing.

I didn't vote for Elon Musk for president, either. We need to repeat this until the red state voters understand that they didn't get what they voted for.

Be a shame if all those "wasteful and useless public workers" stopped providing water and sewer and sanitation services to the capitol and white house. Think of all the money the City of Washington, DC would save! I mean, it would restore civilization, right?

At. Gunpoint. Musk is telling duly appointed and security cleared government officials that they will be shot if they don't turn over to Musk sensitive information to which he has no right. In any other country, we'd call it a coup.

U stil mad, bro?

Caught the rising sun through an icicle. Winter has settled in.

I did a story a few days ago about about how to support incarcerated firefighters in California. Now Fund for Guaranteed Income made a spreadsheet of their commissary info if people want to contribute directly: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...