.... This is clearly a lie

*Looks down at small chest in confusion*

beabadoobee songs may fix me

School of moon jelly

*Dances around the lab to the newest Chappelle Roan bard song*

When you are not fed love off a silver spoon, you learn to lick it off knives.

I'm looking at some of you in particular *glares*

You are fascinated by making me bleed yet disgusted by the blood I spill.

It's such a shame what you turned into. You make me sick.

I will purge myself of this rot.

Weapons don't weep.

Magical.

If they strike once then you just hit 'em twice as hard But in the end, if I bend under the weight that they gave me Then this heart would break and fall as twice as far #DAFanFriday #Rook #DeyaniraCantori #DAFanart #DaArt

"God loves you but not enough to save you."

"Why would I want to take advantage of you?"

"Is it safe now?"

Why is everyone red and praising the false Gods?

Ar ir souvera

Time to say Bye Bye Carlos

WHERE IS @ashainnelavellan.bsky.social I HAVE NOT SEEN THE ABOMINATION IN DAYS

meme

I have taken your feedback into consideration and used it to refine the humble Ferelden fennec fox

@ashainnelavellan.bsky.social I SHALL RETURN YOU TO YOUR TRUE FORM SINCE HAT FRIEND ASKED NICELY. *USES HIS MAGIC TO TURN HER BACK TO AN ELF*

YES CARLOS IS VERY NATURAL. NOTHING FAKE ABOUT HIM

CARLOS IS TEMPTED TO BECOME MAGNIFICENT UNICORN

"I asked ChatGpt"I asked Grok" Well I asked Corypheus and he told me he saw the throne of gods, and it was empty.

Mee mee. (Revenge will be mine)

@ashainnelavellan.bsky.social YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES OH EVIL ONE *Turns Ashainne into a goat*

*Sneaks into the Lighthouse painting the place in rainbow hues and steals every spoon from the place*

IN HONOUR OF BEL BEING BUSY TODAY, I HAVE ONCE AGAIN DECIDED TO BE A PROBLEM

CARLOS SHALL HAVE HIS VENGEANCE AGAINST THE STINKY VENATORI.

If you set up a Halla sanctuary in their name, Carlos may forgive you

happy pride!! 🌈 #dragonage

@ashainnelavellan.bsky.social *Steals all of her underwear and covers everything she owns in glitter*

Fire is the cleansing agent, not the end.

CARLOS SHALL SPREAD HIS SPARKLES ALL OVER THEDAS

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

*Sneaks into Skyhold stealing everyone's underwear and spreading glitter everywhere*

*Sneaks into the Lighthouse stealing everyone's underwear and covering their clothes in glitter*

*Runs across the skyline spreading sparkles wherever he goes*

*Watches the argument with popcorn*

HELP HELP I'M BEING ASSAULTED *SCREAMS AND THRASHES AROUND*

*Demonic Halla noises*

MWAAAAAAAH

Whispers in the air tell the tale of a life long gone.

#OOC God damn I woke up to so many replies 😂. I wasn't expecting for my silly little halla to be so popular. Especially when it started as a joke between me and @ashainnelavellan.bsky.social 😅

#OOC Unless you mess with his halla. He really likes halla. And plucking out people's eyes.

WELL I DON'T LOVE HEARING ABOUT MY FELLOW HALLA BEING SLAUGHTERED

@venatori4life.bsky.social YOU SHALL RUE THE DARE YOU DARED TO HUNT MY BRETHREN. I SHALL PLUCK OUT YOUR EYES ONE BY ONE AND EAT THEM