Me either.

What's up, bitches

We don't talk about Ceiling South, he's a bitch. Floor North is nicer.

What an asshole. ( I love you, bud. )

#WallyWestWednesday I must celebrate the few times I get a compliment. Love you, old man.

Why is my name mentioned, what have I done this time? If it's captured on camera, that's not me.

He'd dressed up, but not nearly as much as Dixie. Standing with his fancy slacks, but in a plain t-shirt and his trusty converses, Wally felt quite underdressed. "Oh, wow. You look... wow, you—... Should I change? You look like a princess going out with a peasant."

Of course I'm okay with sharing. I can even have just a little scoop, I don't mind. ...do you want me to go get you some, I can go get you some, it will literally take no time.

Sigh... He's so dreamy.

Who's that masked dude? He has a weird aura about him.

( Absentmindedly, his hand does just go to her hair, while the other brings her into a hug. ) I don't know why it is, it just has a simlish cadence to it.

It always kinda sounded like simlish to me.

I want some I want some I wANT SOME.

Running in the 90s...

Hitting the gym. Leg day.

// ao3 never gonna see me coming thank you so much Nani I'm gonna.make wally cry

//

// Ok so when are we starting the Halloween events because I have ideas.

// work pmo currently

😇

// still sleepy so I read entails as emails and had a chuckle at the batfam having corporate emails people could send their grievances to

Shooting a kiss in the middle of scarfing down leftover spaghetti.

Yawn. Stretches. Ass scratch. Good morning, world.

He went down without any resistance, and he didn't take any time at all to find a comfortable position. Wally had forgotten how good it felt to have her in his arms, his head cushioned by her shoulder. "Kick me if I get too heavy." Wally whispers. It didn't take him long at all to fall asleep.

➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ 𝓒𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝓗𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐞. ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ “𝘐𝘧 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦... 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥... 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦... 𝘐’𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺... 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺.”

He does make the tea while he is gone, and he also sets out some fruit for a quick bite. A low effort supper, but at least they wouldn't go sleep on an empty stomach. Wally receives Dick with a hug and a kiss, taking over towelling his hair for a second. “Yes, I did. Got both mugs out. We're +

In her arms, he felt safe enough to take a deep breath and slow down. Wally felt like he could relax his permanently tight shoulders, and that's exactly what he does at her behest, relax. So much so that he felt a tug at his eyelids, and ran his hand down his face. His heart jumps at the words, +

“Of course. You can prep whatever toppings you want, got some fruit I have to use up. That sounds good?” The house is dimly lit as they moved through it to reach the kitchen. Only a faint sliver of light sneaks through the dark curtains he'd installed, and the lamps are set to a warm, almost +

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝚗 𝚞 𝚖 𝚋 . ⠀ ⠀

// leaving for a bit bc im getitng pssd off

// i keep reading superseed as well i cant

Everyone, silence. Murdle time.

With what skillset? Disrespecting your superiors? Trashing on heroes who are only doing their best? The Flash has always been the best, you hear me?

...I /am/ him. Who are you again?

I mean, it wouldn't be very useful. I can outrun bullets, I'd rather do a wind up punch, I believe that would do more damage. I'm practically a glorified cannon ball.

We fight with our intellect and our hands.

BUT YOU'RE MOVING INTO THE OCEAN.

I will cry. You want to see me cry, and you hate me.

Yipeeeee!

Both of you. Neither of you are leaving. I want waffle fries.

Is it because I'm running through your mind twenty four - seven?

I'll run get you to the sea if you leave us.

Heeeeey, handsome

How can we all be so sure, so absolutely sure, that the impregnation won't work? What if I try? Like, extensively. For a long long time. Scientifical research.

// ...nothing?