"The faceless profile continued messaging me, asking for photos, what I was into, more photos. And finally, an invitation. He wanted me to come over so he could give me a massage. I was more than horny enough for the language barrier to not be a factor." open.substack.com/pub/yourbook...

I swear, it's the truth 😇😈

I'm definitely still into boomerangs 😅

Gotta clean up after a run and yoga this morning. Is #thirstythursday still a thing or am I dating myself? 😅

Oh joy. Another Harry Potter. Now a whole new generation can grow up to be absolutely insufferable adults obsessed with basing their entire personality on being sorted into one of four houses created by a transphobe.

Happy #humpday to all who celebrate 😜

Hot husband does a morning stretch 🥵🥵🥵

When you buy Harry Potter, you are *literally* hurting trans people and queer people. In real life. She uses that money to lobby for legislation that hurts transgender people. And she is winning! Due to the massive amounts of money that you give her.

Feeling frisky on the vernal equinox. Also this song has been stuck in my head for two months now.

This body is praying for warmer skies so it can run outside 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

#humpday from hell. Please send snacks.

Also, bringing back a bit of green that Instagram thought was too spicy to be on main. 🙄

Kiss me, I'm Irish. (A few generations back)

Even with @talllifts.bsky.social daily reminders that I'm "just a lil guy" I was feeling pretty big today 😜

Blizzard conditions call for reading like this all day.

New slutty story up on my substack. Go check it out 😘 open.substack.com/pub/yourbook...

I definitely enjoyed my present 😘

Birthday suit selfie from the birthday boy 😜

Too stressed to have a birthday tomorrow. Can we push it back a week? 😭

A lil hump day bonus with @talllifts.bsky.social

What day is it again?