Star Trek: Enterprise intrigues me

This is the appeal of Kingdom Hearts, lmao

Maybe I’m just cooked from getting my UIM past 1500 total level, but this bossing inventory feels luxurious.

Heroic Intervention on a Spiderman is both really flavorful and going to be a very fun card to play as a resident body spam enjoyer.

Being an ex-theater Midwest kid is wild, since my playlists will go from techno alternative rock into My Fair Lady into Midwest emo mixtape.

Lin Manuel Miranda jump scare in Sopranos S6E15 (2007)

Sad day when a pet joins my key ring.

God, I hate the prevalence of people calling stuff they don’t like slop.

Don't do Moon of Peril with a 30 Def UIM and Rune Scimi, lmao

Transition Journey of MtF to “Dyke who wears a sports bra that’s functionally a binder”

The 30 Defense UIM is Fight Caves ready 🫡🔥✨ (As soon as my mini game teleport is off cool down, lol)

Rewatching my favorite anime after ~6 years of having not done so.

Been doing some introspection on when I started getting into horror media, and in hindsight reading and enjoying Lord of the Flies two years ahead of curriculum means I was cooked from the beginning.

Thread of horror media and thoughts after I watch it:

Been on a “watch horror movies at 7 AM” kick for the last week.

How do people go about finding social 3rd spaces after you’ve moved and aren’t in school.

This is exactly the sort of story I’ve been wanting from Magic for ages!!! Really excited to see this explored with the Omenpaths.

I feel like the biggest parallel for what’s happening with Magic is LEGO. In the 90’s LEGO was entirely original themes but in 1999 the company announced a partnership with Lucasfilm and it paid off big. LEGO is dominated by licenses today and is doing better than ever. 🧵

How is Galaxy Quest still the best Star Trek film.

It’s wild that the oldest written story, the Epic of Gilgamesh, is yaoi.

One of the prettiest names IMO is Antigone, but also no child should be named that for the apparent literary reasons.

Fletching and aching Yew Longbows for 80k an hour like it’s 2005.

As someone who went through a Nightcore phase in middle school, it’s very silly to see people playing music at 1.25 speed. Babes, sit with the music a little longer pls, it’s intended that way and almost alway better when it’s aloud to breathe a little.

The White Knight Chainmail makes for good fashionscape with mixed hide legs

I am once again thinking about Alien 9.

Autism is a natural divergence from neurotypicality. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be. Transness is a natural divergence from cisnormativity. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be. Just deal with people being different than you.

Watched Prometheus for the first time. I like the set pieces and acting, and the spectacle was fun. The script definitely feels half baked though.

This thumbnail is more cursed then the actual film (Also controversies aside, I don’t trust Doug Walker to understand a film as densely esoteric as Donnie Darko)

The classic “am I having a day where I’m just a bitch or do I just have to shit”

The various OSRS series having a race for who can get the most anime opening intro for a 25 years old swords and sorcery point and click game is very funny to me. They’re also extremely hype if you know the context, lmao

My UIM inventory looks really scary rn, lol

My UIM crab load out feels vaguely illegal with how scuffed it is.

The first few episodes of original Star Trek are all “what if something in the shape of a human has supernatural powers and was driven to kill. Also sexual tones with at least one crew member.”

Tapped fetches you can reanimate or cast in the late game at common is still absolutely bonkers Magic cards to exist.

Mickey 17 was a fun watch, but it really feels like a plot that wanted to be a mini-series TV show, or even a full season of television vs the busy film it is.

Older Star Trek just hits different

The perfect cantrip

If nobody has me, I know the Bone Crossbow has me

Why does the Dracula tin have Fuck Me eyes.

Highlander 2 is so incredibly silly stupid compared to the original film, but it’s very funny for how camp it is.

I am once again thinking about Donnie Darko (Theatrical Cut)

Can’t be frustrated at Silksong if I never got good enough for Hollow Knight.

Hey folks - it's me your Commander Dad again. Just saying if you like doing anything with counters in the format I would pick up a copy of Costume Closet today. These cards always get sneaky pricey and we don't want to do the ole' Hindsight is 20/20 dance next year, right?

New Peacemaker episode in 20 minutes 🥳

It’s wild that the Black Caldron is book 2 of its series.

Absolute Unit fashionscape status on the UIM

Suspicious looking elemental necklace has been acquired on the UIM

"boymoding" girl u just look like a lesbian

Trans people are cool