Holy shiddd you guys, it’s not for minors

Soft reveal #lesbian #enby4enby

I feel like I wanna get back on the dating apps just to lure the men who say “they don’t do politics“ into a situation where they are confronted with politics

I gave a woman a lap dance last night and after we left the room, another client walked by and grabbed her ass. She was rightfully upset and I had him kicked out by the bouncers -

A strip club coworker said she listens to my podcast to fall asleep, but I had no idea it was anywhere near relaxing

The lube 😆 new lez clips are coming to my SP page sooooon #sapphic

this is just straight up murder by the regime

After two decades of dating and relationships, if I have any type at all: it’s people who don’t talk to their abusive moms anymore. I thought it was people seeking healing through me, but I think there’s just a lot of bad parents out there and traumatized offspring.

If your friend posts pictures in the strip club, ask them 1) if that was consensual and 2) also if they tipped. Thanks for being an ally to the workers.

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

Hey, you know one of the things about trauma porn or showcasing violence again some marginalized folks is that the horrified peoples stay horrified and the people who enjoy it are just getting off to it and not teaching them anything - definitely not empathy or compassion

Last year it was my goal to get Sandwiched and Eiffel Towered, this year I’m gonna do some bareback scissoring and maybe some more butt stuff. 2026 goals.

In the most desolate, American techno-fascist story one can imagine: ICE descends on a data center construction site in Louisiana to abduct workers. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Iowa has introduced a head-bangingly idiotic bill that would mandate facial scans and IDs in order to access ISPs, cloud services, wireless services, search engines, cable and seemingly any other telecommunication that might traffic in "obscene" content. www.legis.iowa.gov/legislation/...

You ever have someone laugh at something you say, and then later you watch them try to perform the same line, but they mess it up? It’s like - cringe twice

A fave customer and really nice man is in the hospital again and told me that’s why he couldn’t make it in tonight. It sucks when bad stuff happens to kind people.

“You have a lot of tattoos….You must like pain” I point to his neck and arm because he also has some body modifications, “I don’t. Do you like pain?” “Um you know how it goes” “I don’t - Are you a masochist?” And the light fades from his eyes and he realizes I’m not The One.

Ideas time

I have some them4them pussy play clips to edit today 💅💅🏼 (there should be a short nails emoji!)

Good morning btw

I was getting a micro bald spot on the top of my head from sliding across the strip club floor backwards on it … my tween pointed out the other day. The only solution I can think of is to turn my head at different angles when I slide because I’m not gonna stop doing this cool move

Eye contact during simultaneous orgasm on the first fuck date? Yes please 💜

PS my good friend Valentine is leaving our nonprofit whorganization in order to work full-time with the anti-trafficking org - but we’re still gonna hang sometimes @cupcakegirlsorg.bsky.social

I had a first kiss with someone last night and I’m trying to not be too excited, but I think there’s magic in the air

How bad could it be? Stripclub-shift-pondering about the Thursday night shift after New Year’s Eve

“I feel like I just got fucked” said my co-dancer after I gave her a neck rub to soothe her migraine. She means that in a good way.

And I’m really grateful to the customer who let me finish my Duolingo before doing a lap dance around midnight — so I didn’t lose my 520 days Spanish streak

Thankfully, I’m having fun overall

He bought a bunch of VIP time so I guess he liked my little man hands quite a bit 😆

A customer man told me he likes my short nails and that it means I’m “probably a hard worker”, and that “people with long nails are vapid”… This seems like misogyny to me and I wish more men would acknowledge that they are attracted to things deemed masculine…

I guess there’s only five of us Dancers on this Day After Xmas Night Shift. How bad could it be? I’m about to find out.

Of coursssse the man screaming how much he loves my tattoos from across the club never tips a single dollar, but definitely takes his shirt off to show his friends his tattoos, and then tries to flag me down and waste my time until he leaves

It was actually a fun evening with a couple, very generous creative weirdos

I asked a non-tipping and yet staring guy “why do you hate women and the working class?” while I was naked at the stage and I crack myself up if nothing else

Today was solidarity

Hehehe he said he came halfway though the voice message, good man ✨

Helloooo from the Club 205 and me

straight from the horses’ mouth: the Trump admin is pro-rape & abuse

PDX kitchen workers/owners, hit me up if you’re looking for a prep/cook for daytime or opening. They are very experienced and responsible.

Advice from Portland

Good afternoon from the studio

I wanted to ask this man on the street about his hat because it looks like it says the word buttholes really LARGE with a bunch of other texts around it, but I also don’t think this is someone I want to be talking to for free

All I Want for Christmas by Mariah Carey and on high volume is another great way to wake up your late-sleeping teenager 🎶

Still amused thinking about the Gen X guy who asked about my F@ggot necklace and I told him it’s a nickname and he said “oh that’s okay, God makes all kinds of people”

I kinda want to get some of those talking buttons for my 10 month old poodle. He’s so smart, but I also don’t know if I want to stress him out with that much self-awareness. Does it work like that? Existential poodle crisis?

JK I don’t wanna be up that late so I’m dancing at 6-11pm instead 🤓😛🤪 CLUB 205

Anyway, does anybody else ever think about that tweet where the lady says she’s dating to get her pussy licked? I think about that all the time

Nothing like the guy who tips you two dollars and tells you about how much money the girls make in clubs where he’s from, he’s definitely a least favorite on the Stripper bingo card

Hiiiii