Still amused thinking about the Gen X guy who asked about my F@ggot necklace and I told him it’s a nickname and he said “oh that’s okay, God makes all kinds of people”

I kinda want to get some of those talking buttons for my 10 month old poodle. He’s so smart, but I also don’t know if I want to stress him out with that much self-awareness. Does it work like that? Existential poodle crisis?

JK I don’t wanna be up that late so I’m dancing at 6-11pm instead 🤓😛🤪 CLUB 205

Anyway, does anybody else ever think about that tweet where the lady says she’s dating to get her pussy licked? I think about that all the time

Nothing like the guy who tips you two dollars and tells you about how much money the girls make in clubs where he’s from, he’s definitely a least favorite on the Stripper bingo card

Hiiiii

I have a cuddle appointment in about a week and he requested that I dress a little bit more masculine leaning, I love when I can be my most authentic self even in providing

Thrift store belt buckle find✨

So for the first time in 10 years, I’m out there dating as a solo polyamorist. It’s sweet to see a lot of people putting their best feet forward in communication and planning. Oh and the sexual vibes run quite the spectrum.

What a lovely private session today, I brought him cookies and he brought me an extra bill 🥹

I just had a wonderful body massage so let’s undo all of that goodness and call my dad (it’s his birthday soon and I want to stay in the will)

Goodnight or good morning

This young cute couple came to see me at the club for the first time, they used to get coffee for me at the bikini barista stand. We had such a fun time in the lap dance room, and I will probably think of them in the morning. I love my job when it’s good.

I need a very firm foot massage

Some of my favorite coffee shops in town have porn blockers… so I can’t use my chat apps or do website work while I’m there. Which means I don’t go to them as much. Which is probably not what the owners had in mind.

ANYWAY if you can’t wake somebody [my kid] up in the mornings, might I suggest playing “take me home country road” by John Denver, really loud. Works every time.

That thing when you wake up and can barely walk or move around without excruciating lower back pain, needless to say, I will not be at the club tonight and I didn’t even do anything super acrobatic lately to explain why I hurt so bad today!!

I’m so glad I have the right [ability to not get punished] to walk off stage at this club, I haven’t done that in years, but I just did it now

Just arrived on the scene at Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facility in South Portland. Here less than 10 minutes when agents charged out of the facility and used a pale yellow gas that caused tears and coughing in crowd members. Also shot munitions at those retreating.

As of yesterday this is what I look like, BTW

www.sextpanther.com/ElleohElle keep me company?

I realize this morning I feel the most mentally healed in 4 1/2 years since my beloved boyfriend died by suicide. Damn. This grief stuff takes longer than I expected.

I love giving lap dances to self-described fans. Last night it was a woman 🥹🥰

Hey Portlanders, if you’re unsure about a costume this year, might I suggest to Be a frog for Halloween?! Carry a leaf blower as an added touch, or maybe eyewash. Some people will get it.

It’s a beautiful day to cuck someone

“Service dog” lol

I had a date lined up with someone I’ve been talking to online, and then he out of nowhere mentioned that he’s not as tall as he looks in his pictures but that “the extra inches went somewhere else” and OH immediate turn off. Don’t talk about your dick if I didn’t ask, PUH LEASE

Proof of Bluesky life

so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff www.404media.co/iceblock-own...

I like that WAYWARD is number one on Netflix right now because it’s one of the queerest things I’ve seen in a long time

Who wants to keep me company at home? I’m on the chat app all dayyyy

OK who’s dragging me online or what just got crossposted because I just sold a ton of clips and I haven’t in a few weeks

sometimes you have to just go balls out

So I’m back on a dating app and I’m glad that I attract bisexual men and I’m bummed that women rarely swipe on me and never respond to communication if we match, I’d like to experience more of my lez leanings , but the locals are making it hard

I’m sexting from the club again 💁🏼‍♀️ Here www.sextpanther.com/ElleohElle

Friday eh? Alright lemme get dressed

I feel cute as ever, luckily

Unfortunately I feel myself getting burnt out on the club, even though my stage and chat skills are still fairly sharp

Ham, Chip, Carpenter, Quail, Cuddle Captain: these are the names of the consecutive last five people I saw on FEELD app. Obviously I have it on a queer Portland filter 🌝

You’re gosh darn right I just put Halloween lights all over the place at home

A sweet 22-year-old woman had a panic attack while getting her first lap dance, I held her while she cried, and we did some breathing exercises and I brought her back to her boyfriend. She kept apologizing and said it wasn’t because of me. I told her I get a lot of criers.

At least it’s a beautiful day in Portland, Oregon

I just heard a bald eagle outside, they sound so gay

He covet

Gonna be a hot little weirdo tonight at The Old Dolphin in Milwaukee, Oregon at 10pm

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