COMIC UPDATE: A new magical girl, Artemis, finally gets to meet her hero and role model! Stellar Rose, on the other hand, is on her 10th year of burnout. How do you wield the power of love and friendship when you're you're fucking sick of your friends? hence-boog.itch.io/worst-girl-i...

My mother calling me Twinkle-toes in a Cracker Barrel is going to mark some kind of turning point in my life. I don't know where it's turned me, but it's set something in motion.

Saturday nights on a generation ship were no way to spend your teens, Rizzońe had thought. The greyfurs in cryo would talk day in and out about the excitement and glory of combat, the beautiful revenge they were going to take on the aliens. He heard operatives even get a MECH! How cool was that?!

Its monsoon season, and by that I mean swamp ass

Yall I just realized my pants ripped right under my butt cheek. My ass has been out all day.

We out here having dreams about cash cleaner simulator and jack black, what is this mess?

Annnnd finished a vtuber design experiment for local ghost with the most, @lunar-sketch.bsky.social ! Thanks for trusting me with your design, I had a total blast playing around with the ghost theme!

If Baldurs Gate 3 wanted to truly be immersivie, they'd let me suck Gale's boom rock right out his chest. Call me, developers, I've got ideas.

I always feel so special when my streamer friends say they heard a song during my stream and added it to their own Playlist

Those Disney mascots are not to be trusted.

The Laios chat bot thinks I'm pregnant.

I may be a fruit, but this isn't my Wicked(tm) fantasy. Also, yall I'm good, this is like my third tornado "scare" within a month, we're used to it

Okay NWS, I see you. Send the tornado warning to my stream face tracking iPhone and not to the android I actually use. Apple loyalty is too strong these days, can't even get a national weather service alert

Yall, I had a dream where I had to write out "words I learned today" in crayon. The purple one was broken. I have never had a game make me feel so stupid I had a dream about re-learning English afterwards. Homicipher is such an interesting game, but heavy is the head full of rocks.

Oh my god it's a tardigrade. R.E.P.O what does it meannnnn?

Moth one has emerged! He's still pumping those wings up, but who can blame the man, it's his first time after all, he's nervous. We'll be naming him on stream this afternoon! There are 6 moths remaining to emerge, get your names in while you can during stream!

Be the change you want to see in the world. Surprise ball tap a man today

Damn, these call of duty fanfictions are getting out of hand

Woah there cow poke of the coke smoke, you got a license for all that schmeat

Annnnd the colored version!

Old men who moan when they pee: stop it. You're on my list.

The smell of a wet theme park fills me with so much emotion. Mostly longing and joy, but like a sliver of primal fear as well. Not at a theme park, by the way, just yearning.

EGG STREAM!!! NOW!!! HEAR ME OUT EDITION!!! twitch.tv/kirap_raptorgirl

You know what, at this point, just call me the slur.

Commission for @lunar-sketch.bsky.social of their vtuber!! #commission | #art | #commissionsopen

Hey, I'm Luna. I'm a gay man (but you can use whatever pronouns, I'm feminine) ghost vtuber. I stand with the people of color, lgbtq+, women, and other minorities that have been affected by this election. I believe in bodily autonomy, equality of race and gender, and sexuality. Oppositions? DNI.

I'm here now? I'm here now! Wow!