garcia after hitting on a med student the entirety of her first day: oh wow you’re TROUBLE

this garsantos meal is delicious whew

save me mean lesbians.. save me

wish i could send this to my boss so she’d stop pestering me over social media posts and canva templates while i was literally at the hospital 😭 literally none of this is real!!!

a bit late but, happy valentines! 💟🌹 #kafhime

you’re laughing. punch the baby monkey is being bullied by other monkeys in his enclosure and you’re laughing.

“wuthering heights” (2026) certainly is… a movie. that’s certainly a movie if i’ve ever watched one, and an unreasonably long one at that, with mostly lukewarm performances and terrible costumes

each and every day i am more convinced that my calling in life is being someone’s stay at home wife. with this job market i might as well just stay at home

mei, they/them 𑣲 beautiful brazilian princess disorder 𑣲 nightmare femme in progress 𑣲 fictional women with questionable morals who i like a regular amount ❤️

if you see me being manipulated by an evil hotshot ipc executive named lady jade bonajade do NOT help me. I’m exactly where i want to be

if anyone knows of any international carrier pigeons looking to be rehomed please let me know. preferably one that knows how to fly from brazil to north america and some countries in europe and morocco also

beidou shows up for her yearly appearance to declare her undying love for her wife and then disappears for another year. repeat.

how life has been when i’m extremely burnt out, am nursing major grievances towards my field of study and need to worry about my thesis. which i need to write??? when i can’t even write this robijade vampire au i’ve been fermenting in my head which i enjoy. ok ❤️

mage n nicole reeyn this is the sexiest moment of my life

first fic of 2026! 💕 ೃ⁀➷ holding pattern | arlecchino/navia/clorinde [3k words, rated e, chapter 1/3] clorinde yearns for navia. read it on ao3

discourse about columbina? double it and give it to the next playable character being released in 6.3. good luck zibai!

“we want toxic yuri!”, exclaim the himejoshis in unison. the most toxic they can handle is a little miscommunication that gets resolved with a singular conversation. okay, where should i put the dead dove then

shhh theyre eeping #arlevia #genshinimpact

robijade know each other canonically. happy new yuri!

"Got a light?" . Secret Santa gift for @cradlemyheart.bsky.social ! I love thinking about them trying to find a way to feel each other despite everything, creating their temporary bubble.🫧 #zaundads #vander #silco #vanco

my gorgeous autistic princess fischl ☹️

*arrive* *put on animal ears* *flirt with my former coworker* *aura farm* *leave to escort said former coworker back to the moon*

look at my fatui harbingers 😭😭😭 we’re never collecting all the gnoses and winning the war against celestia

genshin writers and animators himejoshing the fuck outttt this patch. columbina hugging sandrone and sandrone only reaching out to reciprocate right as columbina pulls away. i hope they’re having an amazing day

i’ve been casually looking for jobs as i’m not super happy with what i’m doing but now that i’m graduating next year and want to focus on my thesis i need to start looking more seriously 🥴

insane levels of lesbianism being displayed on my screen. your evil wife rhinedottir made a son that looks just like you and you’re here flirting with someone else like she won’t baby trap you AGAIN!!

lauma of the frostmoon scions and columbina hyposelenia being passed around like blunts by the women in nodkrai. even nicole with her criminally insane wives at home joined in

oh peak krai giving me so much good food. thank you for this delicious laubina sandbina AND arlebina meal i will treasure it

waiter!! more sandbina please!!

lesbianism is so beautiful… hexencule had so many beautiful children 🥺 rhinecole (albedo), rhinelice (klee) and rhinemarie (durin) 🥺🥺🥺

when i say i have a phd in fischl genshin impact i MEAN IT btw. that is MY mentally ill princess 💜

#nowwatching pluribus

we’re about to face the antichrist and instead of idk preparing the team is himejoshing the fuck out over the local divorcées 😭

200 pulls for columbina at last 🥹

columbina the “moon” goddess? more like YURI goddess

arlebina REAL AND CANON 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 🤤🤤 sandbina REAL AND CANON 😝😝😝😝 binanora REAL 💥💥💥

sandrone: you should consider yourself lucky that i’m not treating you like an enemy. i owe you NOTHING columbina: sandrone: okay FINE let me brew some tea for us and get some cookies as well… what do you need

the women harbingers passing columbina around like a blunt i cannot believe this is my life 😭😭😭😭

skinny dipping 🌊 #halgates #blacksails 📌

how lauma comforts nefer when she's in a bad mood 😋🤭

sandrone lost of the idgaf war so bad I SAW YOU BLUSHING

hoyoverse give me a lisa minci event with a free lisa constellation so i can level her up to 100 and you’ll be reincarnated as a beautiful lotus flower

SANDBINA LESBIANISM!!! FATUI YURI!!!! me and the bad bitch (literal moon goddess) i pulled by being autistic AND purposely mean to her

genuinely one of the prettiest designs ever. i can’t believe she’s actually REAL ??? and on my screen?? IN MY GAME?? that i downloaded again on my phone so i could play more ???

candehya the motherfucking WORLD

right before she flees the emerald city the only person she wants is glinda. not fiyero, not nessa, not the wizard, but glinda. she wants glinda. that’s who she wants with her.

watching wicked with gelphie glasses on as usual, gelphie doomed from the start, fell first x fell harder, so much who they are started with the other, you can so clearly tell the exact moment they each fall for each other 😞😞😞😞😞

liking every single post about rhinedottir lesbian tendencies i can find, i will shove hexencule (hexenzirkel polycule) propaganda down everyone’s throats if i have to!!!

my cute and tiny daughter 👉👈

navigating grief is so difficult when it’s so closely related to guilt. it’s expected of me to mourn and feel some type of way so i just feel guilty for not feeling… anything