Shocking. White billionaire doesn’t care about politics. Now who’s got the brain worms?

Ok it’s kind of awesome that they can just cut the Moda Center down to half the size for a concert.

No really, where did Phil dig up the shirt with the old MLS logo?

SKC player vomits on the pitch and we’re just gonna keep playing? Ok.

Awww sad boi in yellow.

I know what I’m doing this morning

Whoever dresses Phil really hates him.

It’s bagpipe season!

My dear friend is fostering this little angel through Stumptown strays! Any little bit helps!

Eagle disentanglement

For those keeping count: when it comes to calls regarding eagles locked together by their talons, we’re 3 for 3 with them untangling themselves on approach.

I forgot that I changed the ringtone for one of my bosses. So when he called me just now and my phone started quacking, I was still laughing hysterically when I answered.

Off his line? That bish was midfield. The hell!??

Flaco got some sunshine time today.

Bird Alliance’s Nature Store has so much good stuff.

You guys. Cranberry and Blood Orange Aviation is hella good

Morning Flaco tv.

One man making excuses for another grown ass man. How does this even get published.

Second landslide on NW Cornell Rd. Best route to Bird Alliance is from the west via Skyline to Thompson detour.

Six weeks ago, we captured an injured eagle in SW Portland. He suffered from ocular trauma and a scapula fracture. Today he’s ready to go back home and I had the privilege of releasing an eagle myself for the first time.

It’s baby season!!! And he’s mad about it. Great horned owlette fell from nest too soon!

Alex Morgan looking very Brooke Shields-y.

Natures Miracle Skunk Odor remover works reeeally well! I’m very impressed.

When sending emails or IMs to one person, why do some insist on tagging the recipients name? I’M THE ONLY OTHER PERSON IN THE MESSAGE.

If you live in Portland and need help getting a lost ID replaced

Barf-a-roni.

Today the new hire starts taking half my responsibilities away and I’m so excited. The last year of work has been … a lot.

This one did not get her mid afternoon snack and she’s mad about it.

This goddamn train.

After pushing her off my lap during work hours all day yesterday, Pixel decided to ball up on the blanket at my feet.

Ok these ice skating outfits are way cooler today.

Puffins are perky goths. Razorbills are industrial.

So Murphy the eagle who sat on a rock and then they gave him an eaglet to foster? They just released that eagle. Me over here crying at 7AM. vimeo.com/1161595527

In November, OCCRA got a call about an injured bald eagle at Pier Park late at night. Our team captured and transported her to Dove Lewis, who then transferred to Bird Alliance. Today she’s back where she belongs. Fly free, Madge! #wildliferescue #wildliferehab

My friend has an itty bitty chi. I like to knit her sweaters. 🧶

Tuesday! Bald Eagle release in Portland!

Currently reading:

Wow. There’s a woman with her laptop out, on a lifted stand, on a zoom call with camera on, at the bar. Way too tempting to lean over and wave at her coworkers.

The Hellspawn went on a ride-a-long with a friend who’s a mortician. As he’s leaving the house I shout after him “Have fun!”

Vacation Flaco

Effing Bynum. WTAF

I knit 🧶 rainbows into my sweater pockets!

In the 90s, bored teens did photo shoots in cemeteries.

That crazy Debra Messing has taken up knitting and I’m mad about it. May she sit on her size 3 needles.

Another reason to hate @governor.ca.gov

For those in PNW who would like to support local scouts: I did a quick look and for Oregon/ SW Washington: -Roz -Zoey -Wren Scouts in other parts of Washington: -Simon -Rowan -Bo -Eva -Sam -Alaska

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Our mobile pet groomer always sends the goofiest pics when he’s done

more excitement this week: my permanent crown popped off my molar. Let’s see if I can keep my coughing to a minimum while I have it fixed.