Nothing like a delicious meal provided by Sysco to make you fart out of your own ass

Got commissioned to draw a friends beautiful wol! #art #ffxiv

I think my Little Caesars app updates more often than my bank app

for our friend @sysco.bsky.social

All Saints Wake 2025🎃✨ ft. the ARBYS crew!

i was there 😭

this happened and @smuggestsage.bsky.social was namedropped immediately

Things can be stressful and uncertain at times but this is genuinely the best my life has ever been and I’m so thankful that I’m surrounded by loving friends who lift me up

emet-selch pretty patties pt 2

A trapped fart can make you feel like you're being killed

Some Pokeboys I've been concepting!! Meet Echo & Blaise!!💙🧡 A Lucario mystic and a Victini popstar!

Class is actually going really well so far, the haters are gonna be eating their words with a generous slice of humble pie on the side

id rather kill myself than make sure im doing everything correctly

Grief is weird af cuz wdym this shits hitting me months later on a random fucking work night

#ffiv #ffxiv #art #golbez i decided to color it digitally since traditional was NOT working

yo mr bez #ffiv #finalfantasyiv #golbez

The LotR movie-to-game adaptions. The whole trilogy was magnificent

*shaking my cage and screaming and throwing poop at all the bustanders* I WANT TO GO HOME AND PLAY FFXIV

wtf i should draw venat

verifying my gamer credentials by confirming the amount of Nightreign memes i have saved

isaac: *sleeping soundfully across the room* me: *trying not to laugh over this video*

Tried wearing contacts for the first time

They should make a summer that isnt miserable hot and awful

time to waste 9 hours of my life

video games

My official phone line for all business inquiries is 1-888-925-8920 please call me

Emperor Uriel Septim and I are in love y'all ❤️ #vtuber #oblivion #furry

FEED THE BEAST BUY MY PRODUCTS

i like yelling at a cloud even if bsky humbles me sometimes with random ppl replying and liking my posts

tortured beautiful twink elidibus

hythlodaeus!

this has in fact happened a few times... 😅 🎨: inkcurry on twitter!

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*comes home early* *sits in silence*

@sysco.bsky.social 🫂

His pigment genuinely matches that of cooked beef

@halfstygian.bsky.social join my crusade in covering this blighted land in an everlasting mantle of starvation and strife

i dont remember hwy i made this image

IM GETTING A BIG TV

my rendition of dehydrated plankton

Quote with your portraits! I'm so full of portraits yum

Gamers today: oh my god $90 is too much for a single Video Game Gamers in 2001: oh my god they hit the pentagon

Who wants to smack me with a broom while I skitter around

lakshmi ass post

You may notice some Sysco trucks have a slogan on the back: “Follow me to your next great meal” Yes, obey them. Don’t struggle. Let yourself be carried to my warm bosom.