Soon 🤔

This is tonight! Gonna start in roughly four hours

1 Week from tonight. October 15th. 8PM EST/7CST. We are cracking open these boxes and a special pack close to my heart. Feel free to check out at twitch.tv/johncheetos

Gonna stream tonight in 90ish minutes. Doing another test for the opening but let’s open one box (👀) of football cards as a treat and then going to maybe do the Sunday crossword puzzle. 🧩

So let’s say I chose Oct 15th as the date for some card openings on stream. Y’all down? 😎

Firefighters are so cool man

Would anyone care to watch me open $100 baseball and football packs on stream one day in October? 🥺

Lot of people with money failing the Bitch Detection Test

If Army loses we’re absolutely blaming Pete Hegseth

Forgot to reskeet this! We having fun! Come see

I don’t think things are going very well right now

btw you don't have to hear a single critique about protesting from people who won't ever change shit or do a thing to fix shit

I want to talk about Andor right now! But it’s 2 AM

Sinners got of them spots next February. 9 left

Texans rush the quarterback like one of those black friday videos where suburban moms are pushing and slapping each other as they swarm the big ticket items at Target (complimentary)

Does anyone want to split a bowl of popcorn and rewatch the entire series of Mad Men with me? Couch is wide open

I am a man of many faces

If you don’t hear from me for a few days, just know that I crawled into a sports doom hole that you can’t fathom: or we won and I am still celebrating

The idea of Texas A&M knocking Texas out of the playoff in a rivalry game they haven’t played in over a decade gives me a secondhand hater’s high so intense I probably shouldn’t drive right now

Really hard dealing with the emotional whiplash I have gotten with the ups and downs of this year. But for now, I am going to try and be happy that I had a really fun weekend this weekend

I feel like Bluesky is going to be for pals and good fun. I still keep my Twitter account because that’s my nightmare panic attack meth hookup