the doll feels really accomplished for hitting 60 wpm after an hour of attempts, a number that i, a 4 beer deep bunny, hit first try. its so sad its actually so sad

ms fortune

anytime age regression comes up on my tl it makes me laugh cos my old ass would at best regress to my 20s. maaaayybe we could hit like 17, 18 if something really got me

if you saw the bonus version of that last post, it was gundam thunderbolt

nodding nodding

i wish maids were real i want like, 3 of them maybe

a tempting proposition

had a really broken sleep last night which means a lot of mini dreams. they all had the same girl in them begging me sign a contract that made her my property. who ever you are dream girl, i like your tenacity, I'll sign it this time, prommy☆

whole timeline is trying to get handled today what happened? unholy behavior...

its true. no cure

so, fun fact!

awful day but the bunny plushes i got are really soft

im kind of a christmas hater for a lot of reasons but i do really appreciate having a bunch of time off. getting to stay up giga late to hang out with friends i usually miss was really nice and not worrying about wasting a recovery day to do so is REALLY nice

12 of the lecherous eyes on this account will do

this christmas im thankful for girls who are nice to me and girls who let me be mean to them

i don't think I made too much of a fool of myself last night so tanking this headache this thankfully the worse of my worries

i have so many nicknames that at this point i find it hard to remember that when people use my actual real name they mean me

drew a bunny mage in jackbox and she was really loved and called cute and i felt so much joy and none of it went to my head

saw a post about plushes watching people have sex and it reminded me that the first time i tied up the doll the entire time we were loomed over by a giant sanae plush. she did not leave my vision for the entire encounter

very excited for the doll to read warhound at some point cos its managed to get itself really invested in handler/hound dynamics through osmosis

adding ☆ and ♡ to messages is cutenand i might start doing it if just for the added comedy if you know how i speak

i dont make typos thats just how the words look in bunny dialect

i havent read or watched anything related to fate so i kinda thought Saber was some kinda badass but apparently shes just a frumpy loser. i feel like i understand the core principles of knight girls now. or at least why they're like that

im the only person in the office today for.... some reason.... but it was neat to have all the lifhts turn on as i walked in, as tho they sense my very presence was divine

twitter for you page lately has been art of the umamusumes i like, people posting gifs up to the exact point of monogatari ive watched and girls shoving their feet into the camera. theyre taking the data directly from my brain at this point

i can tell im getting back on my feet cos i caught myself saying "i can see the appeal of breaking a girls ribs"

left most of my social spaces during mental breakdown whoopsie

aerti 2

slept about an hour after that. time to get ready for work teehee

weapons grade panic attack at 5am fucking kill me

ms fortune

bunnies bonding

i dont have a main server to hang out in atm(i have a core friend group but theres no one spot we all hang out) so im just showing up in friends servers like a bunny apparition

watching monogatari is pretty fun cos i basically spend the whole time heckling a closeted trans woman(araragi) but watching both araragi and hanekawa mutually fumble each other is insane to me its causing me physical pain

they previously weren't but my bunny dms(direct messages to a bunny) are open. you can message me if you want. you couldnt before, i actually didnt know that. you should though, im told im pretty nice

spent 80 bucks on a coat thinking of spending like 300 bones on another coat thats leather. i need my money taken away from me. god knows how much a nice pair of boots is gonna cost

i look hype in my pajama shorts cos you can see my injection plaster. i can pretend its from battle

unanimous opinion among my friends is that i should get boots and also get a trench coat

the problem with princess bunny posting is that the bunny behind this account actually doesn't like wearing dresses at all. sometimes a princess is actually a prince i guess thats fine

untying myself might be more fun than being tied up. This is a princessly trait i think

AND she got a clean injection how does she do it

MY RABBITS, DUDE!!!!!

I can't believe I had the honor of witnessing The Golden Witch.. A belated birthday gift for @lunaticbunny.bsky.social Commissioned artwork done by @vuxer.bsky.social Alt included-

dude i fucking love my rabbits

@cerithys.bsky.social having some fun with the Rabbit Investigation Squad~ 😌 (Thank you for letting me use your ocs!) Artwork done by panjol1212

Rat Secured ~ [C] for @tentblast.bsky.social & ‪@cerithys.bsky.social.

i dont know when the full version of my pfp is getting released but i promise it goes fucking insane. a contest will take place where my most loyal vassals will fight for the privilege of getting to have the other rabbits as pfps

i need to draw all my rabbits again. theres 7 of them

less of a bunny(submissive wreck) and more of a bunny(cute thing you need to kill)

whys that one circle i follow but dont interact with picking on bunnies again?