Momentary system power-down. Nothing to worry about.

This story initially caught my eye because I loved the cover art. I *love* modern fantasy covers, don't get me wrong, but sometimes crowns, swords, shields, crowns, swords, shields, dragons, shields, swords, dragons, and crowns get a little fuckin' old. Bring back this 1980s art style!

Some shit eating twat accused me of "piracy" because I removed the bullshit DRM from audiobooks that I paid for, and added them to my Audiobookshelf library. The level of stupidity is unreal. I also find it amusing that this 2015 disk is explicitly for transferring audio to your own device.

@shimaira.com This book needs an anxiety warning next time. 🤣 This went from "I'm just eating some popcorn, don't mind me!" To "Oh shit, my Lord! I was just cleaning your chambers when these two walked in and started going down on each other. I'm not with them!!!"

Review: Wizardoms: Legend of Shadowmar by Jeffrey L. Kohanek baskervillebookreviews.com/Review:Wizar...

Review: Bella Bella by Harvey Fierstein NO QUARTER GIVEN! 🤬 If your voice sounds like you sucked off a chainsaw after smoking a cigarette factory, and you're now choking to death on gravel, I have a suggestion for you. DON'T NARRATE A FUCKING BOOK! baskervillebookreviews.com/Review:Bella...

I broke a new 1,000 minute listening barrier in Audiobookshelf. 76,000 (tracked) minutes listening to audiobooks or 1,266 hours.

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Listening to Lion Tamer. "This narrator is god-awful!" *Check Audible. The book was narrated by the author there. It's worse.* "Never mind, this guy isn't so bad after all. This guy's still horrible though. But those author-narrations. 🤢

Review: Monster Academy: Semester One by Holly Hook I am beyond sick and tired of these slow-as-fuck stories that don't respect the reader's/listener's time. GET TO THE FUCKING PLOT! baskervillebookreviews.com/Review:Monst...

Review: Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton. Interesting concept, horrible execution. This shit is overly detailed to the point of absurdity. Boring, plodding, excruciatingly slow shit. baskervillebookreviews.com/Review:Juras...

Review: Fortune Academy by J.R. Thorn. It was alright. A cookier cutter story with a horrible narrator. baskervillebookreviews.com/Review:Fortu...

The movie was better. This boring shit could put a fucking insomniac to sleep.

I wrote 406 reviews on my old server, and 44 on my new server, Archivesius.

Every wiki (including the MDFW 😖) tends to ape / role-play as Wikipedia. I'm glad we're slowly knocking that trash off of our wiki and doing our own thing. 😤

I've been waiting since June 2022 for this. 🥰🙏💜 @karimsoliman.bsky.social

Diminish a book: Journey to the Center of the City

Leslie Banks was a fucking treasure. 😭 youtu.be/QzeNob2dn80?...

You have my most sincere *Fuck you and good riddance!!!!*

Library Thing Early Reviewers April 2026 Batch. Thea by Genevieve Morrissey.

Mainstream media is starting to cover the dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service. Thank you for speaking out and helping keep this story alive. #SaveUSFS

Review: Second Son by Jenelle Leanne Schmidt NO QUARTER GIVEN! baskervillebookreviews.com/Review:Secon...

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There are some outliers. I was reviewing a story every single day from May - September of '22. I discovered StoryOrigin in August '21, & ramped up my reviewing pace for a bit. I took a break, finished them off by December, and then went back for more. My '22 spree was due to that second batch.

I love that I can see my reviews broken down by months and years. I can look back at specific months and remember life events. I didn't review anything in November '22, 'cause I was doing fall cleanup (lawn service work), and then slept through the second half (chronic fatigue).

Democrats are fighting for trans rights like soldier bitches are "fighting for your freedom". 🤬🤮🖕

In the waning years of the Third Era of Tamriel, a prisoner born on a certain day to uncertain parents was sent under guard, without explanation, to Morrowind, ignorant of the role he was to play in that nation's history... --Today is the 24 anniversary of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind!

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Some letters in the Shiren monsters are over-represented because of the "Night Monsters" that have "Dark", "Evil", etc. I noticed this trend years ago. It does not matter the subject or case, the S category is always over-represented without fail.

Why are S names or words so prominent? Take away anything starting with "The" and the S titles are by far the most common of my reviews. But this isn't a book thing. I've noticed this on my wikis as well, even the Mystery Dungeon franchise, which uses translated names. S is ALWAYS the largest.

A new thousand-minute barrier broken. 75,000 minutes of listening time. 1,251 hours 8 minutes.

I like this guy's style. He gets summoned by some random woman, and then proceeds to spend the next 10 minutes roasting her. 🤣

I don't know how people read eBooks. I think I've been on My Lord for 2 weeks~. I keep alternating between fading in and out of consciousness, and feeling like I'm staring at the surface of the sun (chronic fatigue 🤬). I only read eBooks when I'm in-between yards at work, and wearing sunglasses.

Turns out 3.0x speed still isn't fast enough when listening to a Benjamin Fife narration. 🤬🔫

Movies are a horrible storytelling medium, and nearly all of them would be better as part of a series. Cabin In The Woods? Dookie poo poo. That trash would have had much greater potential as a show.

"Gorgeous and gagworthy, Gore Poetics is a patchwork of tragedies. Intermittent quiet moments lulled me into a false sense of security...only to slap me with a miasma of psychological horror laced with rank viscera." -Shrike on Goodreads www.cursedmorselspress.com/product/gore...