You're all the same.

"We already shit out formulaic trash with recycled tropes. This saves the hassle of having to do it manually."

Finally. 🥰

Audible: FUCK NO, AND FUCK YOU!!! And a sincere ***FUCK YOU*** to anybody who supports this reprobate author and makes excuses for it. Eat shit and die in a fucking fire.

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Yet another thousand minute listening barrier broken in Audiobookshelf. 10,000~ of those are probably the Vampire Huntress Legend Series, Weapon Takers Saga, and the Bloodlines Reforged Saga. I've listened to them all collectively more than 30 - 40~ times. Maybe more. I've probably listened to

Author hardcovers & softcovers have arrived for A BLACK DRAGON ON RED! Aren't they pretty??? So excited to hold my 6th novel in my hand! Thanks to everyone who made it possible, and for all the support!

I really want to re-read the Vampire Huntress Legend Series eBook. It took me over a year last time. I felt hollow afterwards. I finally got to read the bonus content I'd discovered in 2019. But it's sad knowing there will never be more.

203 reviews on May 20, 2022. I think this was when I started doing daily reviews until September. I've got a "review a day" streak going since April. It's a pain in the ass, 'cause I can't get ahead and schedule reviews ahead of time.

I love Audiobookshelf. I was stuck at work on the weekend and didn't have Minion or The Awakening downloaded. Now I can listen to them when I'm waiting for the people I work with to shut the fuck up, so we can get back to work. 🥰

UGHHHHH!!! FUCK THIS NARRATOR!!!!!

Little Annie is such a spoiled little booger. 🥰

Pick a Bond from the photos already on your phone.

451 Reviews* 398 stories marked finished in Audiobookshelf. I've reviewed numerous short stories individually from collections. I know I have some short stories from a SciFi collection I DNF'ed a few years ago. I can't be bothered to listen, but also can't be bothered to listen to them.

Fuuuck offf!!!!

I'm about to make a "smut short story" scale on my review site. Or maybe a grid. Something to plot out the sex to plot ratio. Too much plot, not enough sex? Got you. You want Sticky Fingers. All sex and a flimsy premise? Weekend at Wilderthorpe Manor. Sex and a believable premise? Daddy's Girl.

My Lord by @shimaira.com This meme kept reminding me of them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Especially that smirk/look.

That took a minute. 🤣

Review: My Lord by L.B. Shimaira If it were any slower, it would need to wear a helmet and take a short bus to school. baskervillebookreviews.com/Review:My_Lord

Momentary system power-down. Nothing to worry about.

This story initially caught my eye because I loved the cover art. I *love* modern fantasy covers, don't get me wrong, but sometimes crowns, swords, shields, crowns, swords, shields, dragons, shields, swords, dragons, and crowns get a little fuckin' old. Bring back this 1980s art style!

Some shit eating twat accused me of "piracy" because I removed the bullshit DRM from audiobooks that I paid for, and added them to my Audiobookshelf library. The level of stupidity is unreal. I also find it amusing that this 2015 disk is explicitly for transferring audio to your own device.

@shimaira.com This book needs an anxiety warning next time. 🤣 This went from "I'm just eating some popcorn, don't mind me!" To "Oh shit, my Lord! I was just cleaning your chambers when these two walked in and started going down on each other. I'm not with them!!!"

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I broke a new 1,000 minute listening barrier in Audiobookshelf. 76,000 (tracked) minutes listening to audiobooks or 1,266 hours.

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Listening to Lion Tamer. "This narrator is god-awful!" *Check Audible. The book was narrated by the author there. It's worse.* "Never mind, this guy isn't so bad after all. This guy's still horrible though. But those author-narrations. 🤢

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