next time im making enchilada with lactaid baked in

housewife moded today while my wife was at school i cleaned the kitchen, did all the dishes by hand, scrubbed the bathroom, vacuumed, and had time to take a bath and watch youtube in bed before 5 i dont understand how my mom has failed to get anything done at home for the last 20 yrs this shit ez

big lamp 💡

wife took me to the terrarium today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🦎🐍🐊

opening up balatro like im clocking in to work back to the daily grind...

enchilada pear cida im not afraid of spidas

ohh miss valentina its time for your cuntification appointment #art #oc #ocart

shes making me go to bed without youtube💔

touches snow... bunnies have been here..

❤️ live laugh leech 🖤

NEVER GIVE UP!! 👍

mac n cheesey bellini i wish she'd touch my peeni

been really into doing the dishes lately

wife is working.. time for balatro

my love.. my leech... 🖤

do u guys fw my shiny skrelp

hey im your coworker. i just got really good at coughing wanna see

I can't believe Team Cherry released this game in this state. There's so many BUGS in it! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁✊🍆💦😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

hey so like i got a phone call from one hundred puppies and bunnies and they said you were way too high and it made them sad

lesbians in chiikawaland 🌈✨

violence. #chiikawasona #chiikawa

tried to do a GBA FE esque portrait for Gae Bowser while playin w/ some new brushes Might fuck around and learn pixel art to make it real. perhaps.

sunbeams hitting the misty webbing... pictures just dont do it justice 🙂‍↔️

we are best friends :)

i've discovered the wonders of alt text .. 💜

die freak

this is also one of the best pics ive ever taken bc my wonderful wife is in it :)

this is one the best pics ive ever taken ngl

after a bus, a ferry, and another bus ride we finally made it to make our hotel in germany

COME TO ME GOLDEN BASS #webfishing

🌎🫂💖💫

just gonna reupload videos from twitter for fun

are snri's supposed to make me feel like a teenage boy going through puberty

basically i do love to hang out with friends but also basically when i dont get to spend at least 4 hours a day with my girlfriend i wanna blow stuff up a little bit. it might sound easy enough to combine the two but it simply isnt.. because she lives far away,, on the moon actually

its a creepy crawly kinda night~ #tarantula

I'm using my art for good

normal fishing

NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!! #WEBFISHING !!

do u guys think its safe to use the bomb lure this close :)

Shock TuAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm scared of that thang!!!!!!!! Haha just a funny joke. Happy Halloween!

I GET TO SEE MY WIFE SOON!!!

fishidi toilet

HELLO??? #WEBFISHING

do u guys like my microscopic atlantic salmon #WEBFISHING

something smells fishy

belles of the ball~ ✧ #OCsky