had to set up a new router today

I FINALLY HAVE A CRUSH ON MY WIFE OH MY GOD IT TOOK SO LONG

this is just mean

im too tomodachi brained rn i just saw normal art and thought man how did they do that in the tomo editor

these miis will know the classic flavor of a marlboro red

the 3am pooper

stayed up too late now the wifes awake

im in truble

tomodachi life in single digits.. reminds me of when i used to put my digits in her... 😔

wifes always asking if i've drank enough water but never if i've had enough monster java 🤨

my brother needs to stop camping the bathroom hes not the only one who needs to shit blood around here

*Presses X* Huh...looks like it's blocked. I'll have to find another way around.

brb im going to black out for 2 weeks until tomodachi life comes out so i dont lose my fweakin mind

the best time to rub your eyes is right after a tarantula waves at you :)

👁️ P O K E M O N 👁️ ✨

pet play but its my wife hiding pain medication in my cheese sticks

its friday night you know what that means

miss cherry pie what do you need those big ass fangs for i havent fed you in months

you learn something new on march 12th

I DID IT IN A FREAKIN FEDORA

I LOVE MY WIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!! 😭💜💜💜

its my birthday and im gonna stay up till 1 million o clock!!!!

every night i forget i have insomnia and every night i forget to take my sleeping pills :)

ive done it.. ive completed my deep sea fishies

havin a good nap buddy?

knocking back my kidney infection medication with a kool aid burst

pick a dunkin and pray

*hands u the banana that makes u sweaty*

put on my glasses and drank some water and my headache went away

what if keybie.. was monkeys

yay i can walk again :D

it doesn't matter that im in so much pain i cant walk. what if im faking it

hello. lime

HIII LEMON HI HEY HI !!!!!! ✨❤️🍋

ive done it..... THE PUNCHER IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

you'll be having the worst day of your life and then find out tacobell removed your favorite thing from the menu

waow...

ok.. if thats whats comfortable for you

talking to a republican is worse than talking to a brick wall because at least the brick wall doesn't deny actual facts

oh..

a moth hatched in my tarantula tank.. happy birthday cupid

i did this yesterday too and woke up 2 hours later from sleep paralysis and then had visual hallucinations of clown and clown like items

instead of smoking weed i model in complete silence before falling asleep and having nightmares to fnaf lore videos

i found a little lemon foot :)

what a magical midnight..

dios mio

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