𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖛𝖔𝖑𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖔 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖊𝖗𝖚𝖕𝖙, 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖇𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖎𝖉 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝕸𝖊.

❝ 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹.ᐟ ❝

``I've heard all about the girl's opinions on our transformation... and it's some total Joybait, like what do you mean all I have to do is flex a little bit??`` #𝑺𝒆𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒚

`Oh, getting bold now, darling...` 《He would giggle watching the reader》 `Now who gave you permission to touch`

You know... if you ask me, im definitely the better twin.. dont get me wrong uncs, but im pretty damn pretty

You couldn't pronounce my name if you tried, but im Polyurethane. Morgan, right? Either way, always look up unc, try and help yourself before putting others down

Oh, sheesh.. mind controlled? Kinda like possession, probably.. what you can make portals.. do you not have.. like an anti brainwashing thing? 《Polyurethane crossed his arms, looking down at Morgan he would sigh, kicking his leg out》 So by your actions.. do you mean when you were mind ->

Uhhh .... I might as well ask what's wrong lady?? I cant have fun bullying someone if they've been bullied.. I guess ill let you vent Auntie

oh thats not fun..

No thanks <3 If you brought it up earlier, I might have... but you didn't

Well you waited too long auntie

Now you complain about it??

So not cool.. unc

You litteraly said you could buy it.. without me saying anything about it..

But.. you know what heaven is..? are you bad liar too? You need a serious glow up, lowkey staring to give me an ick.. Oh shit... are you a Karen?

Oh, you're stupid stupid.. You might be COOKED, and lowkey.. That's not a good look on you, you're chopped too.. You need to get your life together Unc

You dont know what angels are..? The children of god, or like.. gods brother

Cause angels and demons are born in twins.. like.. you know that yeah??? Or are you like some fugazi ass auntie..

Cause were twins..? Lady for being old, I'd hope you know about biology..

Just as hot as I am, but more spoiled.. Soo... you thinking about that before you stare at my chest again ♡

Me? Oh hell naw.. My brother is usually worse than I am..

Yeah... sorry sis, but like.. youre lowkey kinda poor on some real real..

yeah thats definitely not true, Auntie... We literally have infinite wealth, like literally, nor figuratively there is no end to it.. Like, im pretty sure one of our coins is about a million dollars.. and I have give or take... trillions of those?

No... That's not what I meant. My underwear alone is more expensive than your net worth.. Soo... stop sniffing copium and just deal with kay.. itd be easier for both of us Unc

You couldn't even afford my underwear.. sooo... Thats gonna be a normal from me auntie, thats totally not my style Not me at all, thats totally cooked..

You know im like related to god. She's great.. and its always so odd when people wanna try and be Aunt God, so like.. just gives me the ick

no thanks, Auntie! Tbh... normal people words are so last decade, like what the helly does that even mean

Ooo dude.. that god shit is kinda cray cray... Like its totally giving me the ICK

《Just kicking her arm off like shes a dog..》 Yeah.. hard pass, you just tried to shoot me.. good luck, unc ! 《He's just walking off》

`` yeesh.. get up auntie, dont need anyone thinking im associated with someone as mid as you.. ``

《Polyurethane sees the portal being opened next to himself and decides he might as well block it.. try and save this auntie some kind of face》 《One Magical Girl transformation later》 《Raising his leg over his head, slamming the bullet into the ground with his Angelic Greave》 Bending down next ->

Oh, did Auntie lose her toy? That's embarrassing, that could never happen to me :3 My weapons are always on me

I mean.. try all you want, aunties like you probably dont have the best aim.. and I've been shot more than I count.. and I can count pretty... high

Being an Auntie (or unc) isn't about age you, girl failure... its about your demeanor.. And no offense《all offense》 you act like the cringiest old hag I have ever met.. Kay Auntie?

I definitely wouldn't make that mistake, Auntie.. Wouldn't want your bones breaking from your age mid fight... Besides, I'm a ghost hunter, and from your... It's a pretty pathetic display. Im sure you couldn't be that much worse...

Cmon, auntie... If it was slander that wasn't true, you'd be doing a terrible job that it isn't true.. Like, that'd be a total F on a performance.. total corporate killer

Auntie, if it was fake, you wouldn't be so pressed about that.. Face it... you're just washed... Could never be me, but you gotta embrace the mid.

I mean, it was hard to watch.. I haven't seen an auntie this washed up since the prehistoric era...

Dude... this auntie is totally coping with her totally aura loss!!

youre gonna try and buy a nickelodeon character?

Taku What. The. Fuck Man

Taku Just cause im auntie, ain't mean you ain't Unc

Taku Don't disrespect your elders Unc

Taku I think it's auntie?

Taku Aight unc, you talking crazy now

Taku That was it, thankiessss unc

Taku Im gonna rattle you violently

Taku Keyyyuh are you home from work? Did you even work today?

Coooolll, hey, speaking of cool, we're cool, right?