"I mean, we can TRY. But that's really up to the studio."

"Sounds good to me. C'mon nerd boy --"

I still want that Zelda chick to sit on my face --

"Can last longer? . . . Elaborate."

AYE AYE CAPTIAN --

Take a picture, it'll last longer. [ #SeductiveSunday ]

Wait a minute, who said that was a bad thing? I WANT to be suffocated when somebody sits on my face.

GodDAMN that's a fat ass.

Damn, I'd thought you'd be stuck up like Bitch and Bitchier. Guess I was wrong.

Mhm. Now go on. Finish.

I mean, he's got a big dick, and he ROCKS in bed --

Nonono -- finish your fucking sentence.

Listen, I already deal with two skank-bags from Hell. Do I really need anymore?

Why are there so many damn demons here? Do I LOOK like a demon fucker to you?

Cue a big grin on her face. "C'mon, you've literally fucked me before. Didn't think a panty-slip could get ya all worked up."

FUCK YEAH. LETS GO NOW --

❝ 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹.ᐟ ❝

-- 🔞 -- may the thunderous power from the garments of these holy delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger. . . -- 🔞 --

pastelpalletes* thinking about redoing my pinned post

Time to give the reader a sneak peak. [ #SedutiveSunday ]

"Was it Freeloader One, or was it Freeloader Two?" Internal gay panic.

"I actually don't care who calls me a slut or not. It sounds like you're projecting to me."

[Oh, they're gonna be FUCKING.]

"You say that as if I'm not proud to call myself a slut."

[She's grabbing his hand and yoinking him.] C'mon nerd boy. Mama needs an orgasm.

You heard me. Face. Seat.

"It's just a saying, dumbfuck."

Holy shit.

"And maybe you should get that stick outta your ass."

"Maybe you need to get laid once in a while."

I'd fuck anybody that can do sick tricks with a yo-yo.

Aren't you proud of being my good lil' boy ~?

"DON'T KILL ME -- wait a damn minute, I'm an angel. I can't die."

"It keeps me full and happy, that's for sure."

Damn. Bitch is actually swearing.

"Hey, I gotta be a slut at least once a day."

That's because you're a good boy, aren't you ~?

"Woah woah woah! Calm the fuck down!"

Look, just because we have to live together doesn't mean it's automatically going to be sunshine and roses. But. . . they aren't too fucking terrible to be around all the time.

You're always legendary in bed ~.

Angels and demons fighting, a tale as old as time. Always happens, geek boy.

Are we actually on the same page?

. . . Yeah, fuck that.

BITCH FUCK THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SEX I WOULD GET WITH THAT MONEY?

pastelpalletes* babe it would be so peak

"ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ɪ'ᴅ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ʜᴜʀᴛ." Briefers Rock, aka Geekboy. A lover of all things nerdy but one who's willing to do anything for his angel. Even if she doesn't care as much as he does. !SEMI-CANON PORTRAYAL!

Those fuck ass demons are here? Fuuuuuuuck.