"More importantly where the fuck is my big brother?" Pouting to high hell and back.

[Dreamy sigh.]

Absolutely subway surfering his way around Zaun like. Bat outta hell. Parkouring everything he can with a wide Cheshire cat-like grin.

He let go of his mom, fist pumping the air. Always ever the dork. "Oh hell yeah! Jericho's is the fucking BOMB" Pun intended. It's quite often he makes shitty and even dark humored jokes. "Also, mom, Found a new joke! What do you call an Enforcer with no legs?"

A Large scale bomb exploded a large portion of the Capital building, It was like a shoddy wired C4 explosion all around the base of the building. How C4 and such managed to get all over the building and explode, no one would ever know except the dead enforcers piled up, Each having a note in their

He leaned into her hand, his hand finding it's place behind hers to hold her hand there. "Mom. I missed you so fucking much. I considered Blowing Piltover up here just to find you-" He's looking her in the eyes now. A soft pout over his face. "Found out that I'm not bullet proof or stab proof"

"Mom What the hell happened? You're so much thinner! Fuck I gotta go get you food right away! You've been stressed out real bad huh? Scared I went and ![BOOM]! Blew things up while you were gone?" He's chuckling even as his eyeliner ran. Jonah never could afford the Waterproof stuff.

Oh he's gone for it, Hugging her instantly. The hug is the same as always, Both arms wrapped tightly around her shoulders but never around her neck. His face plants itself to her shoulder. "Mom!" Oh he is a hairs width away from sobbing like a little boy lost in a Large market.

@endthecycle.bsky.social Slow approaching. She looks too much like— "Mom?" He's muttering with confusion. Still a bit mentally exhausted by this whole multiuniverse thing.

Faceplanting his Ugly Stolen mattress. Sick son noises.

He's sitting in a bar, Casually tossing drink for drink with some hot stranger, Another guy it seems. Shot for shot.

Open rp He's playing the drum beats on a speaker and is rocking out on his guitar and singing, he thinks he's alone. youtu.be/vJdf61YmiZw?...

Parkouring all over Zaun, It's layout is mirrored to his universe it seems.

VI. This is probably one of the most chill and accepting communities I've ever been in. Shoutout to all of you for being amazing and wonderful. ❤️✌️

♖[[OOC]]♖ [[ toxic twitter ass mentality, this fandom has been so chill & the writers so sweet. ]] [[ legit all it takes is a simple 'hey where this rp is going has made me uncomfortable, can we switch it up or start over?' GAURANTEE 99% of the writers would be so down & sweet about it. ]]

<—— has morals of hating lying/liars and not being willing to hurt kids. Along with also not approaching anyone younger then him with his flirting, if that's what you could call it.

@monarchofzaun.bsky.social Laying flat on his back on the floor in his mother's office, His braids laying out, he's got a portal on the ceiling and on on the floor beside him, he's playing catch with the blue hextech marble while the purple one stays in his right hand gun, his left gun seemingly

🎶 Jonah's out causing trouble again Doo daaaa doo daaaaaa 🎵 🎵He's been kneed in the Fuckin' face again and still he won't learn shit 🎶 //He's such a jackass and I love him for it, Someone's gotta be the adult menace

<—— This man is choke-able for a reason

@soundofzaun.bsky.social He's approaching. "Damn, Might not be buff but you definitely look like you could kill me” No regards for himself. He just likes women who look like they could kill him and her? She looks hot and deadly.

@monarchofzaun.bsky.social @chxmbaroness.bsky.social " STOP FLIRTING OH MY GOD! " turns out he cant handle these women flirting cause tis like seeing his parents flirting cause they're both his moms

"I might be a bastard but even I can't fuckin' overlook whoever the hell took Isha" Neck cracking. "Time to hunt some bitches and take out some kneecaps"

|:|buff hobo buff hobo buff hobo|:|

@chxmbaroness.bsky.social He's come back and he's got a busted up nose and some cuts and scuffs but he's alive. "Hey . . ." He seems to be in a bad mood, like, an extremely poor tempered mood.

@thewolfofnoxus.bsky.social He's back but . . . He's not being creepy, Seems he respects his mom. "Sorry . . ." That's all she's getting and all he can really muster all things considered.

He. Likes. Women. Who. Can. Kill. Him. And WILL FLIRT UNTIL HES UNCONSCIOUS! And he's already at Ambessa's home—

@thewolfofnoxus.bsky.social He's dropped from the ceiling to behind her. "Sup hot mama" He's getting himself into yet another world of trouble. And he hopes this woman is tough like Sevika.

Coughing and blowing blood out of his nose, a few bandages and he's back to his snarky Rat of the underground ways. Tougher then ever and ready to flirt with another hot chick able to fuck him up or in his favorite case, Try to kill him. "Thank fuck mah is busy— time to find another rough lady"

Bout to prove you wrong

@fatherofzaun.bsky.social "Yo who's the big man? . . . And why of all people don't I recognize him?"

@downtownbrawler.bsky.social "Daaaamn, Who's this total Fuckin' hottie?" Breathy Whistle, not a cat call. "Damn fine~"

@monarchofzaun.bsky.social That's to the messy ass universe, Jonah stood there, Weakly even. Eyes wide. He's dropped to his knees. Gun barely in his grip. "Mom?"

//I need William, Jinx, and Jonah sitting in a room and randomly starting to sing like they're some sort of Acapella group youtube.com/shorts/BkPMO...

@piltoverpianist.bsky.social Gun to his face. "Hey pretty piltie boy, I see you got a decent payday- cough up~" He's shot a tile above Williams head, an opening like a portal above him. "Come on, Noore chances, Hand it over" Jonah is holding his gun aimed at the floor under William. Odd

@thewolfofnoxus.bsky.social "Yo, who's the Hot Queen lady?" He's chuckling for an airship he commandeered.

//DAMN y'all are quick 👀

Headcannons

Jonah —any person or thing regarded as bringing bad luck. Mirror universe, Gender is the only difference, Complete universe swap [No character art is mine, will remove if requested.]