Casual drunk old man noises Passed out on a day off in the old water fountain that the water had been turned off from.

"Single man, no kids, barely any hobbies or work. Course it's small" He's not left what he's cooking and it genuinely smells Divine.

"You got drunk, started sulking real hard, got even more drunk and didn't even recognize me, you're at my house. Drink the water next to you and take the meds for the headache"

Either way, loris is taking William somewhere so he'd be safe, He'll take an earful of Yelling later when William is aware and Sober enough to genuinely talk but for now, loris is taking William home with him. Just like old times.

"You're coming home with me, I'll let you chill for a bit and then you can return to whatever it is that's got you sulkin' alright? No need to make a fuss" Loris held a small chuckle. Gently just doing what he used to in training camp. Taking care of the small guys.

For once The old man isn't at the well as a drunkard, He's come to visit the little memorial stone which is part of that fountain for his Lost Wife and daughter. And he finds Will passed out there. Knowing how many pick pockets run through this area the big man is gently picking Will up and

"you all talk about how your kid is the best, Are we not gonna talk about how my kid wins put fights and knocked a man 3 times her size out in the ring? No? Alright then."

Slowly getting up, the Arthritis around his ribs is kicking his ass today. "Yeah, let's go"

"You're optimistic now, That's a step forward from your old habits" He's smiling as he gets up "Guess we gotta go shopping again"

"Hopefully but every time I'm in the capital something goes awry"

"I guess. Hopefully it goes well"

“You’ll be walking me down the aisle alright. I wouldn’t have that any other way.” She’s tilting her head. “Really? That’s oddly sweet and a pretty neat tradition. I learn something new everyday it seems.”

"You better know that I'll be right there to walk you down the isle or at least be there to support you as you want" He's smiling gently. "No, it's tradition in Piltover that a father's suit matches his daughters until she's married off."

"I should get a Dark suit with a red button up. Something to match your dress and my hair- I mean you aren't married yet, right?"

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"Oh gods, What would I even wear?" He's slowly standing. "Are you sure that I'm invited? I'm not normally invited to things of that . . . Magnitude"

Jayce Energy:

"It's just that I overheard one of the Enforcers who happens to not like how his chest is. He was talking about how bandage binding isn't safe so I asked and got you a binder that he says is pretty safe. Hopefully it'll help." He's smiling. "Love ya, Kiddo" He's genuinely grinning.

[I do the same thing lmao]

"I didn't know whether to get you the dress or the suit but in truth, the dress will flatter your curves more and I'm sure Caitlyn would be Drooling over you wearing something that hugs your curves instead of hiding them. Oh. Also, in the bottom of the bag. I got a safe binder for you. That was you

He had bought things from Noxus but not just any items. He heard of a large scale event in Piltover so his plan was to provide a dress and accessory for Violet. VI might not be the girly type at all but he did his best picking things out. He sat there fidgeting very slightly. Nervous of what

"Speaking of which" He's gently handing her a bag. "You missed It but Zauns taken to a holiday called 'welcome home' and it's basically doting on adopted family once every 4 months. Open your present"

"No worries, as I've always said, you're always welcome so long as you've got a key"

"Hows things with howl?"

"It's so good. Next time you visit let me know ahead of time and I'll make you some cupcakes or cookies or something sweet"

“I’ll keep trying and doing my best then. Thanks for the advice. I can always count on you when I need help. How’s the food?”

Cue the tall man looking down to absolutely bear hug William. "Missed you lots. Been a While"

"A good man went to war. I don't know who came out." [Made by @stringcheeseproductions on TikTok]

Sloooow turn. "Will?"

"I have a friend, I'll ask him if he knows how to make an antidote or see if he can tell me a way to fix it. Until then, Keep trying. That's all I know to say really"

"Lower the dose gradually until it's basically a drop in the bucket and not even noticable. It's a lot like heavy Addictive pain medication. You have to wear yourself off of it." He hummed. "And your slightly purple eyes says you've been on shimmer for a while."

"Ask away, just don't be worried if it takes a second for me to respond" And as he says that he's stuffing some food into his mouth with a very quiet but almost giddy grin.

"Eh, Love is love. If anything I'm surprised no one has approached me wanting to be my partner but it stands to reason that I'm old and not the prettiest fella. I'm glad you're able to take on tough jobs, it means you'll be harder to replace" Ah yes, the messy Hands for utensils foods. He's always

"Let's eat and chat bout what's had you so busy then?" If anything he wanted to simply listen to her. He missed his daughter, or, well the girl he cares for like she's his daughter. "I've heard you and Caitlyn got together- s'that true, Strawberry?" Ah yes, Ever-collecting nicknames for Violet

He had been splayed out on the couch of his apartment when Vi walked in with the key he had given her. Loris sat up and felt her weight shift the couch cushion. An arm wrapped over her shoulder and a hug ensued. "Hey kid, been a While.

"Surprisingly comfortable when the sun is a little more to the west. The fountain blocks the light from my eyes occasionally" His tone is That of an old soul, Soft and knowing even as they've never met before. She's slowly sitting up but he keeps a posture of a self conscious man. He does that on

@theswordofrevenge.bsky.social Drunk as shit and laying in the old broken fountain of Piltover. He's one big fella, Strong seeming too so why wasn't he doing some sort of work? Because he doesn't feel like it. Simple.

Slowly heaving himself up onto his feet. He's Practically towering over William but not in a way that would be intimidating. No, loris' face is much too kind, stop sweet and almost sad to be a true threat as of this moment. "I'm okay. Or I will be at least."

"Better question then." Slowly heaving himself upwards, Blinking and putting a hand up to block the sun from his eyes since his face had the sun blocked by the fountains center before sitting up. "Why'd you want to help me when it's clear you probably don't have the ability to do much to help me?"

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"will do but uh— why'd you bother? Most folks don't really care about the old man in the fountain. Why're you any different?"

"Um- thanks but— I'm fine . . ." He's hammered drunk but still wary of folks it seems.

"know what? Sure."

"Doesn't matter" Picking up a bottle from the side of the well and chugging it down like the bottom of the bottle might give him the answer to life.

Old man groans. "Why's'it matter?" Clearly he's drunk with how his words slur a little between "why does it matter" as he was trying to say.

Drunkenly laid in the fountain again. As if he's fucked up and fallen back into old habits.