I feel like rewatching episode 3 of Heated Rivalry so I can feel something again

She just did 240……. I’m going home

Just saw a girl with the PHATEST ass back squat 200lbs. Now I want to go home 😭

FUCK YOU FRIEREN FOR MAKING ME CRY ON MY LUNCH BREAK

The yt men are testing me today

The people have been heard

I can’t wait for people to give up on their New Year’s resolutions so my gym will have space

For context when I say : Hehe = 👹 Haha = 🙄 Lol = 🤭 Lmao = 🤣 Rofl = I would never send this, I’ve been kidnapped and they have my phone pretending to be me

Dear men, I do not need you to find the barcode. Just put it on the fucking counter. Signed, Every person that works at a gas station anywhere.

If you need a recipe to grill burgers, you shouldn’t be allowed to have a drivers license.

Why do yt men talk? Matter fact why do men talk? MATTER OF FACT WHY DO MEN?!?!?

I feel like in 2025 men should know better. So if you’re a man and you tell me to smile, I’m punching you in the throat

I love it when my old alcoholic regulars come in the store and they’ve gotten sober and they look 20 years younger.

If you are one of the people who watched Weapons in theatre I need to know. Did yall crack up laughing at the end at that theater? Cause I would’ve been kicked out.

So when were you fucking traitors going to tell me Jon Bellion is fine as FUCK!?!?

A word of advice. If your resume is 3 pages long, front and back and you only have 4 years of work experience….its too long

The situation with American farmers will never not blow my mind because…..yall know Trump is bad for your farms, he bankrupted American farmers the last time he was in office. Yall needed multiple bailouts from the government l. What did you expect to be different?

Unless each part is 10+ episodes then Netflix needs to cut this shit out. You can’t release 3 episodes of a show and go on a month hiatus for no reason, it doesn’t build anticipation it kills momentum. Look what happened with Wednesday?

FYI more people in America speak Spanish than you think

Just got called a bitch because man put his money on the counter and I did the same with his change. So now everyone is gonna have a bad day.

Today my motivational quote app said “you deserve the love you keep trying to give to everyone else” and like…what if that was my 13th reason?

If you are man on a dating app I’m going give you free advice. Critical thinking is not an unusual skill. It’s something any person over the age of 10 should have. Juggling while blind folded is an usual skill.

Left my Apple Watch at home and now my wrist feels weird

WE’RE GOING UP UP UP ITS OUR MOMENT

Like the closet door was made of thoughts and prayers

In today’s news. The CEO of Crumbl cookie has come out as gay. Later at 7, Water is wet. Stay tuned for more.

One specific pop artist made a house album all of a sudden the girls are “Kat kata kat kat hurricane” now she’s done a country album and they follow the trend there. BUT YOU TRY TO CONVINCE ME SHES NOT AN ICON? Lol ok

Moments like this make me realize I won’t miss being in the same time zone as some of my followers

I hate when the lottery gets really high because all the idiots who don’t understand the lottery start buying tickets

Deadass fuck LA Fitness. That threw off my whole vibe.

Love how this fuck ass gym picks and chooses when to enforce its rule. 4 guys with no trainer in the training area? No problem. Just me in the area with no trainer, gets asked to leave

Cause if I love you, I’ll bully THE FUCK out of you and the exact millisecond someone I don’t know try’s to join in on the joke I will attack.

If I live streamed a day in my life I would get cancelled for how I talk to my friends.

“Have you heard the good moose?”

Think my Protien drink was the reason I plateaued. Cause I bought a different one on a whim and every since I’ve been drinking that I’ve seen a drastic change #lactoseintolerant

If Beyoncé’s Act III is a Rock album I will not apologize for the person I will become.

So good news is, I finally have a gym crush, bad news I’ve on seen him on Saturdays 😭

Chat. How do you flirt back with people at the gym?!?

If we match and the first/only thing you can talk about is sex I will get bored so fucking fast. You can see the interest drain from my soul.

Finally seeing titties on my TL. But at what cost?

Men will use the weirdest way to admit they were staring at your ass. Like listen if you want me to indulge your humiliation kink, pay me.

Constant self deprecation in every sentence you say is so strongly annoying that I’m gonna start agreeing with you.

Now that I’m close to my goal weight, the next step is to reach my final form

The way I want all of this car bs over and fucking done with. I’m so fucking angry I feel like I’m gonna rip out my hair

WHHHHHHHHY is there a couple here that’s just walking around and all over each other and not doing anything!!! Literally stood in front of me while I was doing a plank so they could make out and then walk away 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Can’t wait for the new gym near me to be open 🫠🫠🫠 how does LA fitness have 15 treadmills but 5 stair masters and 3 are always down

I love when I say something and a yt man repeats it back to me BAR FOR BAR like it was his idea the entire time.

Left my water bottle at home 😭

Haven’t even been into the office yet and can already tell that it’s gonna be some bs today

Post vacay weight gain incoming