Conversation between my kids this morning- Kid 1: STOP! What’s the password?! Kid 2: BUTT CHEEKS! Kid 1: Ding! (Allows Kid 2 to pass) 🤦‍♀️😂🤦‍♀️

I think it’s time for bed… Chinese Hailuo 2 Shows What the Cat Olympics Would Look Like. Mom's Friends' Cats

She is so dramatic 🙄 😂

This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10

Shaggy little miss is enjoying the fact that false spring is here! #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #doggo #dog #adoptdontshop

She has two modes on work from home days. Always watching or sleeping like she worked a 12 hour shift. #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

Tell me you had the zoomies this afternoon without telling me you had the zoomies… #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

…play? Play!!! #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

Action shot! #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

Her stick got stuck under the oven. Aaaaaand that’s why we aren’t supposed to play in the kitchen 😆 #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

She is judging me in earnest this morning 🫣 #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

ACHOO 🐈

If my snooze button was a picture: #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

“Mahm! Drop something, plz!” She is always on alert when I’m in the kitchen 🤣 #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

She heard the ice machine and came running. 🤣 She is awaiting her ice cube sacrifice. #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

Most important part of my day 🤔🍕

She isn’t allowed to beg at the table, but she will watch you like a hawk in case something falls on the floor! #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

I’m jealous of her ability to snooze 🥰 #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop #whatinauguration

Sabine is being extra happy this morning ☺️ #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

She is on squirrel duty. #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

This is cracking me up this morning. “Why does a baby need a towel? … it better be going to a baby, too!” 🤣

My brown eyed girl 🥰 #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

SOMEONE knocked the head off of mom’s BB-droid 🤦‍♀️ #dogsofbluesky #rescuedog #dog #doggo #adoptdontshop

I told the kids to stop giving her so many treats this morning. Now she is pouting 🤣 #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

She is judging me. It’s way past her bedtime 😬 #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

Lap Dog determination level: 8 #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

Chin scratches, plz! #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

Going in my dad joke HALL OF FAME

I think she wants something 🤣 #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo #rescuedog

She found her blue towel again, and she is pretty happy about it. #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

Haircut day! Which means she has already rolled in something gross the second we came home. #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

Merry Christmas from our spoiled pup! #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

If your dog isn’t purposefully relaxing in the middle of the kitchen while you are actively cooking and trying not to trip over her, do you even have a dog? #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

She crashes on the couch like she worked a double shift today #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

Winter sunbathing 🥰 #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

Best gift ever. Thanks @jimmykimmel.com

Well. That might be the best thing ever

…treats? #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

Haz stick! Iz happi! #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

I swear, sometimes she stares straight into my soul. #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

When Sabine wants to be tucked in for a nap, she finds a way. #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

Mahm! Lookit! Chonky hooman Christmas floof did me a bamboozle! Pupper is doin a protect! #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

Eeek! @governorwalz.mn.gov Tim Walz has joined BlueSky! This is not a drill! I’m so excited for all of the dad jokes 🤣 #leguminiti

Sabine is pondering something deep. Or she is just waiting for the kids to drop food… #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

Happy girl! #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo

She LOVES her belly rubs 🤣 The belly is not a trap! #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo #PodPetTax #Leguminati

Medicine for your day

Haz Christmas Tre? Am good doggo?! #dogsofbluesky #dog #doggo