"If you don't want to be there, then good luck on your way." - Tim Stützle

The boys really did it. Revoke Musk's citizenship right now

Not sure about this one Steve...

THAT'S MY BOY

So Taylor Hall is just a dirty POS

I know this is only meant to be PR, but the "this group is still learning" line is getting really old considering we've been overtaken by multiple rebuilds. Really disappointed about the way the fans' concerns are dismissed as "noise" and no shake up coming after a noshow from most of the team

Big changes needed for this roster. Starting with number 7, get his ass out of here

Tkachuk is a waste of space this series

Worst hockey game I've ever seen live. I can't believe this is the same team we saw in game 2. The powerplay is atrocious and the "captain" is MIA

everyone should bandwagon Ottawa because with the complete lack of climate change legislation this might be our only chance to see senators actually do something about the hurricanes

Our GOAT is back

What the actual fuck is Reimer doing out there, man. I know this game doesn't matter but this dude is unplayable. He swims more than a water polo goalie

There's a chance the captain will show up tonight since his brother isn't playing and he doesn't have to grossly overcharge people for autographs in a mall before the game.

The Pacific Division is so fucking unserious. 3 teams outside the playoffs in the east would be FIRST in the Pacific...

Pay this man! (Both Jordan and Louis)

I think Brady could do us a favor ask for the trade sooner than later. It feels inevitable and I don't think the org has it in them to do it of their own volition

This is a sens game from December. Everything a disaster from top to bottom

19th place is honestly a much better performance than anticipated from yours truly. Not shit-ton-of-sour-candy-good but we take it

Also, Brady's been bad for a sizeable part of the season now. I'd explore a trade this summer and get full value for him

Get Reimer off my fucking team

I've been reading the Odyssey and I can see similarities in how cursed by the gods the sens are right now. I can only assume one of them defiled a temple and I think we all know who that might be

Every time they score it's because of a herculean effort defying the will of gods across multiple pantheons

This team is cursed, man. All the forces in the universe are conspiring against them.

Truly unbelievable stat: the sens have never scored a goal with the goalie pulled in franchise history

It's going to be one of those games, isn't it?

Good bounce back game from Linus. Felt confident all game

Can't get a save and can't finish. Story of the season

I would take a king's ransom for Brady in a trade and be done with this shitshow. High likelihood he's on his way out anyway

This whole season + the horrendous events post Olympics has one benefit: I am finally free from caring about this team for now. Even the toughest Melnyk years couldn't do it but I think it's finally happening

BRUH how many open nets are we going to miss??

The MPP goals will continue until morale improves

Latvia is awesome. The hockey equivalent of a honey badger. They don't give a fuck about your stacked all-star team

Timmy trying to will the team into the playoffs and Jensen doing the opposite

The fact that the PK hasn't been addressed since last year is honestly fireable top to bottom.

Huh... This is what it must feel like to play against the sens

Chabby is so good. He should easily be at the Olympics

Do we have an actual real player with Halliday? He's playing super sheltered minutes right now but that man can dish the puck

Would love to get a save one day.

Time to get to work and get us that winger for line 2 Steve. Perron and Cousins have spent way too much time in the top 6 this season.

Brother, there's no way you can let that go in

I need sens fans at the game tonight to cheer their heart out for Josh. He needs to know he's still our special boy

Zetterlund is just crazy good now??

Timmy! Love to see them relentless in front of the net like that. Just outworking and outmuscleing the other team and willing the puck in

Easy day at the office for Timmy Superstar

That fucking diamond formation should be a fireable offense by now, my god

Jensen is comical out there. Just shambolic every night

So glad we got all that size in the lineup to do absolutely fuckall

Shane Pinto is going to make a billion dollars

I'm feeling a Zub goal

Whoever runs the pk needs to be fired. It's been awful all year with that dumbass diamond formation. Also, make a fucking save