Michael Klopman
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Michael Klopman
Matt Kremnitzer
about 8 hours ago
The *Nationals* lead baseball in runs scored. Who is their hitting coach? Matt Borgschulte. So, how are they doing this? Preparation, playing match-ups, and their star hitters playing like stars. James Wood and CJ Abrams each have a wRC+ over 160
www.nytimes.com/athletic/730...
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The Nationals lead MLB in runs — here’s the secret behind their shocking offensive explosion
With a combination of different skillsets, the new Nationals coaching staff is unlocking more from the same offensive core.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7309391/2026/05/27/washington-nationals-offense-runs-scored/
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about 17 hours ago
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So Albernaz kinda sucks?
about 18 hours ago
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Double dong for Gunnar Blaze killing it with the bat & the glove Mayo heating up 3 double plays Even Tyler O’Neil did a good thing But I just can’t get over having star Adley back. Doubles machine. And totally guided Trey through a solid start Forget the record, I’m waking up like this tomorrow
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3 days ago
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Adley coaching up Trey and immediately getting out of a jam
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3 days ago
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If you're going to the
#Orioles
game tonight, please make sure to take a trip to the O's dugout and scream "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PLATOONING BASALLO?!" Thank you.
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3 days ago
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Tyler O'Neil has a 45 OPS+ right now and he's shockingly even worse against lefties, which is literally the only reason he's on the team. Let's just take THAT role, and give it to Cowser.
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4 days ago
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I mean what even is this team
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5 days ago
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Getting ready to re-litigate the Trevor Rogers trade
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Nicholas Cage: Okay Yes, Let's Do It
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6 days ago
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What I want to do to Adley every time he doesn’t challenge
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Man tries to snap woman out of it
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6 days ago
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reposted by
Michael Klopman
Matt Kremnitzer
6 days ago
Please keep throwing him middle-middle fastballs
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6 days ago
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Tyler O’Neil was slashing .056/.150/.056 vs lefties going into this game… Batting 5th!!
6 days ago
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The Orioles are 9-16 since Elias said he was “bullish” about this team and that they’re moving in the right direction.
10 days ago
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Poor Albernaz. A whole lot of nothing in this response, and justifiably so. Gonna be 4 more months of nothing answers.
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10 days ago
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reposted by
Michael Klopman
Dan Moroz
10 days ago
"Analytics is the systematic computational analysis of data or statistics... Analytics also entails applying data patterns toward effective decision-making." EFFECTIVE. DECISION-MAKING.
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This feels almost exactly like last season
11 days ago
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It’s almost as if this doesn’t matter much
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14 days ago
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14 days ago
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Unfortunately I don’t think Elias is in any danger of losing his job. Doesn’t seem like Rubenstein cares even a little
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14 days ago
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A lot of Orioles fans will point to Mike Elias not signing an ace or doing anything significant to improve the starting rotation for 2 years. And they’re all correct. But why does Gunnar suck now? Why is the offense THIS bad? It’s not like an ace would get any run support from this garbage lineup.
14 days ago
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At some point Gunnar gets removed from the leadoff spot right?
14 days ago
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14 days ago
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reposted by
Michael Klopman
Dan Moroz
15 days ago
Might need to start posting this regularly.
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I think I hate watching Gunnar now?
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15 days ago
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Just get the fucking surgery!!!
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17 days ago
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20 days ago
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reposted by
Michael Klopman
Daniel M Ford
20 days ago
I feel like a mark for having believed the Orioles might be good this year. A pigeon. A clodhopper straight off the turnip cart. Absolute tenderfoot times. Complete greenhorn bullshit.
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Don’t stop booing, O’s fans. Boo this team.
21 days ago
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22 days ago
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I can't believe I'm saying this but I think I trust Mike Bordick more than anyone in the Orioles front office
22 days ago
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Evergreen
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22 days ago
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22 days ago
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The Orioles have won 5 straight Bassitt games. I know that’s not indicative of anything but like, what
25 days ago
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Every chance they get, the Orioles shove Mike Elias’ bullshit right back in his stupid face
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26 days ago
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I don’t think we need the rest of the weekend to draw that conclusion. And it’s not just that they aren’t as good as they thought they were. The O’s are legit bad. Top to bottom. Rotation sucks. Bullpen sucks. Defense sucks. Even Gunnar straight up sucks.
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28 days ago
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I for one am not enjoying the fact that this
#Orioles
team is bad. However, I do think it’s funny that this is happening just days after Mike Elias said he was bullish about them
28 days ago
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But… but… what about the depth!?!
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29 days ago
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29 days ago
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Maybe put Akin back on the IL?
about 1 month ago
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Why can’t we just do this every game??
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about 1 month ago
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Sir, please refrain from using the term “liftoff”… some O’s fans might get triggered
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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I’m blown away every time Bassitt gets through 1 inning without any damage. Him going 5 scoreless feels like a goddam miracle!
about 1 month ago
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This whole team is made up of post-2014 JJ Hardy
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about 2 months ago
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Extend Leody
about 2 months ago
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I’m gonna be thinking about this for a long time
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about 2 months ago
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reposted by
Michael Klopman
The Dishwasher (a baseball blog)
about 2 months ago
And Mike Elias thinks he’s a genius because he avoided having to pay Max Fried 28 AAV for the next 8 years What he’s doing is worse! He’s spending the same amount of money annually and not getting the good years!
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Maybe THIS will be the season that changes Elias’ mind about signing 37-year-old pitchers
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about 2 months ago
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It’s almost as if when a pitcher gets older, the worse he gets.
about 2 months ago
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