It’s time for MPs to be accountable, rather than leaving it up to convention: Codify rules for MPs' attendance in Parliament & their constituency in statute petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

Flood Them with Casework.

I have Dyscalculia and LLMs are shite so no guarantee that this data is accurate. But assuming so, if #lufc were to win all 3 remaining games, the following point tallies from other teams above us would cause us to end up 6th. Needless to say, I've bet all my life-savings on it happening.

Took about a year, but I finished my cross-stitch tribute to the class Amiga Deluxe Paint King Tut. It’s 180x200 stitches, about 34,000 non-black tiny thread X’s 🙂 #NerdStitch

award-winning journalism this isn't. The really annoying thing is, there IS a story here they could have run with. The pickup drop-off area is AWFUL. And even when b&w taxis move to the new front of the station it's not going to improve much. #leeds #trains www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-n...

It's not just yawning and car alarms @mrjamesob.bsky.social , you mentioned dry stone walls the other week and two days later I met my first real life stonemasons fixing a wall on a quaker cemetery in Bradford. Manifestation via national radio broadcast could be dangerous, but it's you, so it's not.

#leeds #bus users if you use the #firstbus app for tickets be warned! they updated it and did such a good job that they now have a banner on the website pointing you to an FAQ listing all the reasons you might have to phone them go get it to work again. www.firstbus.co.uk/help-support...

If a hair-pulling is found to have been a 'flat hand' and the victim has gone down wincing in agony, that should be a card for simulation? #lufc

Jeez, Imagine if, by some massive fluke, we managed to beat Wolves at home on Saturday! #lufc

Some 'journalism' from the Express (archived copy to avoid giving them any revenue). The '19 safest places in the UK in the event of WW3' as created by an online estate agent. Unsurprisingly, it's utter bullshit, and includes places that are near major nuclear targets. archive.is/FqFhe

I do love the varied reactions of callers to @mrjamesob.bsky.social's dad jokes.

Me celebrating after the last time we beat scum at old Trafford in the league. #lufc

@michaeltsb.bsky.social perhaps given the sites gone off, likely due to the baying frenzy of triumph, you might do a special freebie matchball live and just share the link on here?

To celebrate I'm repeatedly clicking refresh on the tsb+ page #lufc

I know we've a long way to go but I'm a bit worried for Jermaine Beckford right now #lufc

what brand of wood stain do you think Farke uses? #lufc

I know beating Man Utd would be amazing, but making Jim Scratcliffe unhappy would be amazing too. #lufc

if it ends up being another 85 mins of 0-1 and then bad things happen, I'll be officially unhappy about it #lufc

well at least one good thing has come out of today. There's less chance of me mixing up the names of our former Director of Football and the President of Hungary #lufc #globalthings

@michaeltsb.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #Pontefractcrimes #lufc

@mrjamesob.bsky.social would never have allowed belching on air to go unchallenged @lewisgoodall.com

I've done some hard work with the supercomputer and determined that we ideally need to get some more points before the end of the season. But, and here's the important bit, we can get 4 less points than West Ham get, and still stay up as long as they don't end up with a GD improvement of 10 goals

@mrjamesob.bsky.social dreamt you did the show live from a freezer-food oriented supermarket (possibly Farmfoods or Jack Fultons) using a chest freezer as a desk. Not as glamorous as a crane, but deff easier to get the bosses to agree to.

If Spurs and Forrest both win today, we're fucked #FarkeOut #lufc

Spread the word.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I can only assume the 47th president spoke to the 45th president...?

@mrjamesob.bsky.social '3-point ferret' and 'ferret donut' might be useful terms today. #ferretsgonnaferret

#lufc why can't referees get sent off? or indeed for that matter, sectioned.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social you are always welcome at Leeds ADHD Support Group meetings #laminategate

Everyone spare a thought for Nigel the Poodle as he’s reunited with his owner in Florida today! #NigelThePoodle

today's #mysteryhour was pretty top notch. Did anyone phone in from North Norfolk though? @mrjamesob.bsky.social For me, the absolute Platinum standard episode has to have: Someone from North Norfolk. Someone who doesn't realise how funny they are.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social no odour!

@mrjamesob.bsky.social "I love your segment but..."

@mrjamesob.bsky.social big thanks for the caller raising the issue of analogue clocks! Having a client in session starting at 10:15 and trying to figure out what 50 mins after that would look like on the wall clock caused a lot of confusion in my placement!

@mrjamesob.bsky.social would it be useful to refer to scandal as a breaching of the nolan principles? www.gov.uk/government/p...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social gold ⭐ for that one. #peakmysteryhour

This clip of trump with piano backing is making me crave a pairing up of Matt Friend and Ben Folds news.sky.com/video/trump-...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Fun (ish) fact...I found your show several years ago purely because I had been looking for podcast interviews with Stewart Lee... I had been under the impression that LBC was somewhat less balanced in it's political leanings. How glad I was to be proven wrong!

@mrjamesob.bsky.social today's North Norfolk segment sorted... www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social "it was like listening to a baby T/trump" - both interpretations are valid

@mrjamesob.bsky.social gutted I was at work when the ADHD phone in was on. Would have been nice to be involved. Grest calls tho! Tl;dr Diagnosed in 2015, set up Leeds ADHD Support Group in 2017 and that led to training as a counsellor. www.leedsadhd.org for anyone affected by ADHD in Leeds area.

whats really galling is when you think that if we had won all our other 8 games we'd be top and  5 points clear. #LUFC

"Hello, is that Bletchley Park? I've a message I need decoding..."

Almoat like we need some sort of "black people are just as valuable" type movement

@mrjamesob.bsky.social would like to reassure the #radiofamily / #nationalsupportgroup that not one of my beloved pet swans has been eaten by a foreigner

I would like to put my name down for the 2026 Mystery Hour Novelty Fridge Run please @mrjamesob.bsky.social

@mrjamesob.bsky.social did he just say Einstein?

You've GOT to be kidding me! The Conservatives - who oversaw every single thing on this list - are trying to claim that only the Conservatives would "stop the madness" - that they created...? So incredulity aside, what about the list itself? Let's go Debunking! 1/34