Gendo Ikari body pillow where the only thing that changes is he takes off his glove.

enjoy the dulcet tones of constant construction as heard through your ceiling and walls with SMOOTH HAMMER MOODS

I love waking up at five o’clock I’ve always loved waking up at five o’clock

TFW you drop your laptop on your foot while you’re carrying a glass of water and then you spill the water all over your other foot

"what were the 2000s like?" they were just this. nintendo sold a tribal tattoo game console and it came with a winamp skin

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A Wrinkle In Crime

Kettle Gear Solid

it’s true i am the horse in the new witcher game.

Con-Crab-Ulations — a business where a crab comes to your home/office and congratulates you.

I am now hearing from reliable sources that Russell may not be in new Mario Kart after all. This is a big blow to Russell fans around the world. 😢

New Mario Kart game is bringing back forgotten deep lore Mario character Russell.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is gay culture.

we’ve all heard about Tiny Tim but what about his brother Tony Tim?

krillin in the name of

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

PittPals - a story about two long distance friends who grow closer over their shared love of Michael Pitt.

snake milk mafia represent

nobody wants to be krillin anymore, they want to be tony.

Cereal Mom

cheerio dust should not be used as eyeshadow…unless you are very, very cool.

talk to spiders while you dream with this brand new website

measure the amount of spit you produced in your sleep with this fun and easy to use website

we dug a hole only to find we were already inside

a free dremel tooth sanding with every box of life cereal. everyone goes home happy.

spamton cosmetic surgery is at an all time high in america

i am waiting u cowards

start shipping doctor eggman and nosferatu

somewhere an anthropomorphic slice of pizza folds one of its own in half and takes a bite

CMYK Punk

I tried watching Juror #2 but I was really confused because I didn’t see the first one

Welp as promised here’s our cover for the book! BEHOLD

Where does the Joker go for vacation? The Bahahamas.

REAL FACT: Originally Han Solo was named Jan Bolo and loved bolo ties. But Harrison Ford didn’t like bolo ties so George Lucas changed the character as a favor to his friend.

“I only drink…water.” -Teetotaling Dracula

“forget it jake this is wall street 2 greedo never sleeps” -michael douglas, wall street 2 greedo never sleeps

“sebulba won i think”-michael douglas, wall street

“greedo is good.” -michael douglas, wall street

the roy next door

Drac is whack if you’re a teen.

Plonsky.

untitled gloop game

BC — Barbecue Comics

Reuben’s Cube. A sandwich you can solve.

DemiDelimon— an evil sandwich Digimon. You’re welcome!

What was the difference between EGM and EGM2?

I keep staring at this.

brat(wurst) girl summer

what are the apes of the sea

when it comes to peanut butter im a one jar at a time woman… i guess you could say im monjargamous