Her: I have no idea what to wear to Erin's party.
Him: You look gorgeous in your yellow dress, but I know you said you feel better in the pink one.
Her: I think I'll just buy a new dress.
Him: Whatever will help you feel good.
Her: I'll look better than Erin anyway, so whatever.
Bro, leave.
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago