It is too early to have such a chatty Uber driver.

While the charlatans are shoutin’ propaganda on the mountain, truth is spoken to an empty house

I just completed two separate chores that have I have been putting off for longer than was wise. Good job, me!

Jupiter stationed direct on my midheaven today. Maybe work will stop sucking so hard and return to sucking a reasonable amount.

it is very true that the band you loved when you were 14 will be a band that's important to you through your entire life (me with led zeppelin)

I’m really excited for this snow storm. I have tomorrow off work and I’m probably just going to bake a cake and listen to records.

Hey #musicsky! If you do one this the rest of this year, you should give a follow and a listen to @mattplessmusic.bsky.social

My dad has terminal cancer and is going into hospice soon. I am a wreck.

Drop the Lock Screen

Black Friday 5x5

I wish I was at home eating pie for breakfast instead of sitting at work with nothing to do because optical shops are not a hotbed of activity on Black Friday. #ishouldbeinbed

Started my day listening to Alice’s Restaurant and I’m ending it with The Last Waltz.

My traditional gotta-impress-somebody’s-family-on-Thanksgiving Cranberry Apple Pie. I’ve been making this pie for sixteen years and it hasn’t failed me yet.

It’s the night before Thanksgiving and I just smoked a joint. Time to make a pie!

I really want another cup of coffee, but there is a very sweetly sleeping cat draped across my torso.

Good morning sunshine. ☀️

It’s snowing! Kind of.

What’s your 10/10 album?

I wish I could relax.

Repost (not gonna call it a skeet, sorry)with a photo someone else took of you that you actually like.

I have to make an important phone call so I’m doing everything else that needs to be accomplished in my life instead.

Today’s secret word is “Zyzzybalubah.”

Since my work schedule changed to four ten hour shifts Saturday has become a day where I do not get out of bed.

Five artists in heavy rotation Cory Hanson Wand MJ Lenderman Matt Pless Cate Le Bon

Sometimes I wonder how anyone ever gets out of bed.

5x5 My controversial indie rock opinion? I'd rather listen to Frank Black and the Catholics records than Pixies records.

Your pet and their namesake

mattpless.bandcamp.com/track/troubl... I've been listening to this song a lot, but an unreleased version with a band backing him (because my mom was right, I AM special).

If you see this, post a concert photo you took.

I forced myself out of the house so that I didn’t spend all day in bed again, but the coffee shop I just went to didn’t have any seats left so I took my cappuccino to go. Now I’m in my car with decision paralysis cursing my lack of friends in this town.

My ex husband is trying some real bullshit regarding our child and Christmas. He really asked if I was cool with our son not getting here until December 27th and then leaving on January 4th. What the actual fuck?

Head is available on Tubi at the moment. It’s been one of my comfort watches in the past couple years. I need to get a physical copy.

This morning I greeted my coworkers by saying “The ashes from our dumpster fire have now caught on fire.” The energy out there is terrible. Be nice to yourself.

I’ve been working six days a week for about a month now. I’ve let my house go far beyond my normal limits of slovenliness. I’m finally able to do something about it today. I just hope I don’t run out of steam before I get to the dishes.

My face is doing some pretty good things today.

If you see this, post any photo from your gallery with no explanation.

Wrote a song so good that the best songwriter I know told me they wish they had written it. Been riding that high for almost a week.

It’s astounding how quickly my mood will change depending on what music is playing.

What’s a random quote from the Simpsons that pops into your head all the time?

I recently remembered that knitting is a thing I do sometimes.

GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker

Aging is just hearing the word “iconic” applied to more and more shit you never heard of

Wicked Witch of the West(side of Baltimore).

I’m really trying to get out of bed, but it seems that Nightpain has other ideas.

It’s fall and it’s rainy and all I want to do is snuggle and watch movies.

man, Ted Leo fucking rules

You either decide to rest, or your body decides for you.

I slept with clenched fists all night. I wonder, who I was fighting in my dreams?

Accidentally on purpose spent all day in bed. I wish it was the fun, hedonistic version of this activity instead of the burnt out, depression based one.