There’s something very special about men who’ve eaten my ass commenting on my wedding pics 🥰

i need the weekend asap

Me right now

Goooooooooood morninggggg campers!

Look dad, no hands!

Mlem! 🐶

Does anyone else wonder why the Grindr bots settled on 9”?

This vein showing on my pelvis has me feeling like such a little slut. 🫦

I’m blasting off h*rny texts at 8 am 🆘😮‍💨

I’m cosplaying as a top in DMs right now. Y’all I’m in too deep 😅

I’m still giggling when I think about my shenanigans at World Pride 🤪😈

So many pups at world pride 🥹

Men on sniffies:

My red flag is if you say you’re vers, I think you’re lying 🤣

I was on one last night omg lmfao 🤪

Not my husband telling me to be a little slut while he’s gone for the week 🤪

Not me doing body rolls to Sports Car on the Brownline 🤣

Guys I’m getting feedback that I need to top… what do I do?

Riding my little bike home from SW at 5 am is so silly. 😆

Bros what should I do in PV this weekend?

Eucalyptus smells so good. Mmm.

🥖

i need to squeeze between 2 hairy muscle dads in a king size bed or im gonna freeze to death

If you saw me at the afters last night, no you didn’t. 🤭

I’m pretty sure my affinity for daddies started with Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious.

Really missing my easy bake oven right now.

We stepping out tonight ladies? 💃🏼

Need scratches right now 🐶

I’m one CF post away from having my In$tagram deleted 😂

Pup play can go on main, right? 🐶

It’s craaaazy how much Apple Music thinks I’m obsessed with Vroom Vroom. 💀

I love a little titty jiggle on the treadmill. 🍒

Y’all this snow… 🆘

Reskeet your Halloween costume Princess Peach 👑

Me looking for my good Judy’s.

Omg I keep seeing chudai. I thought I escaped it. 🆘

Need a sweet treat ASAP. 🧁

Being a plant dad is hard 😮‍💨

Feeling very Carrie Bradshaw today.

My comfort albums

Rise and shine. Let’s get this bred. 🥖

Anywayyyy, I gotta sleep. Night hotties. 💗

damn we kinda took over bluesky and said

*Me chaotically figuring this app out right now*

If X had tweets, what does Bluesky have?

Hot girls use Bluesky.

so we moved to bluesky

Here we gooooo boysss 🩷