Does Trump not realize that Canada becoming a state would demonstrably bad for the Republican Party? Like it literally would just mean a gallon of new representatives and senators (assuming the provinces become individual states) for the democrats

lol honestly I wouldn’t be surprised at this point if they bring back don’t ask don’t tell

I genuinely think that when we get a democrat for president that they need to charge every single person who was hired to work for ICE during this administration. Extreme but the people who are taking jobs with ICE are some of the biggest freaks in our society.

This is your reminder that you should AT LEAST once a year be removing your couch cushion covers and washing them. I promise that you will be disgusted at how dirty the water is.

Stepped away from my cart for 2 seconds to look at something and these women tried to cut me and then when me and the the lady in front of me said something they started getting nasty and arguing!

Lmao I love that Palestine protestors are disrupting Kamala Harris’ book tour. That woman spent her entire campaign backing the status quo on Gaza (aka backing a genocide) and now she’s gallivanting around the country making millions on her “it’s not my fault I lost” sob story

I think the Chicago muscle throuple split up

My new phone having a social media screen time limiter on it out of the box 🤔

In the battle against the patriarchy of white men, white women are the weakest link.

Some of yall have really big anal cavities like just taking massive dick without a peep

Chronic Lyme Disease discourse again… like TikTok really has people believing they are infected with parasites and fake diseases

Trump is getting the Royal treatment because he’s protecting Prince Andrew’s ass

I miss the twitter spaces era like it was so fun raiding spaces with your followers

Order the new iPhone (I couldn’t resist the orange cause it’s my fav color) but I’m lowkey scared that camera resolution gonna be tooooo good

Honestly his kids are so lucky they won’t have to remember him

My favorite conspiracy (that I just made up) is that his wife had him assassinated so that she could start her own successful right wing grift

Just spent 3k on a new mattress so I better be sleeping like a baby from now on

The Republican party is in great danger. They have created a climate that welcomes volatility and violence in a way they were smart enough to avoid before. They are literally killing each other and having to run cover for psychos within. Once the lynchpin (Trump) is gone, the whole thing crumbles.

Damn. People always bringing up 9/11 on September 11th. It’s like clock work every year.

Tbh the person I am most scared for is Hasan like if someone wanted to retaliate he’s the first person they’re thinking of

Started tearing up on my way to work this morning thinking about the fact I am going to get to watch and hear Into You preformed live like I am soooo happy

Quite frankly I’m at the point where I am hardly fazed by any gun violence (it’s actually really sad and says a lot about the state of our world) so I promise you I can’t be bothered to think about that man’s death for more than a day

Moving on

Anyway, let’s move on. Just another shooting in America.

Kirk built his career on preaching violence and stoking the flames of violence. He fueled the fire that ultimately lead to his death.

Reaping what he sowed but this does really highlight how volatile our country is rn

Flops. Maybe we’ll get some real innovation next year.

Three strikes and I’m out… guess I have to go with resale

One hour till its go time.

I used to get sooooooo fucking jealous that my sister got to shop at Justice

The fact that Charli is about to be EGOT…

Millennials YEARN for to wear H&M furs in the desert of Nevada

Responded to FB marketplace place ad that I’m interested and this man said hold on I’m not I’m selling it yet????? Why TF would you put it on marketplace then????

I’ll never forget how bad you homos pissed me off during the monkeypox outbreak. “It’s not an STI!” Bitch yes tf it was.

CVS needs to start offering lipo

Cory Booker knows he can touch Pete’s crown and decided to stick with the beard instead

Any time I get upset about how horrible of a person Greg Abbott is I remember that the universe already got some justice by having tree fall on him and making him a paraplegic and that makes me smile

2pm needs to hurry up so we can see if this mfer is resigning cause he had a stroke

If I don’t get Ariana tickets next week I really will k*ll myself

I am 100% convinced that Trump had a medical episode. Something is not right (and I for one am very happy about it)

Wait the woman building a tunnel in her basement is selling 1 inch cubed stones from the tunnel and I feel like I need one

Sigh…

I was happy last night imagining him dead

If he’s actually gone I pray they tell us tomorrow so I can party all weekend

I love that the internet has convinced itself that he’s either A) Dead or B) getting lipo

Mad respect for ms Carpenter. She stayed persistent and finally found her groove and has hustled since.

I really do forget sometimes that I have a FAT ass

Ariana really said fuck my wallet like now I gotta book at hotel and a flight (potentially multiple)

I hate Ritchie Torres.

I’m still shocked at Benson Boone singing Adele like gotta give him his flowers