I am only here to give this to @durzolint.bsky.social

Happy New Year, I’m probably going to delete this app 🥳

Buddy, we only have a week this year we gotta shorten the re-acquaintance period

This is…frighteningly accurate

For the first time in at least three years my credit card balance is back below $2000

IT’S COZY INDIGO BLANKET SEASON

I AM SO ALIVE WE ARE SO BACK TO SPOOKY WHOLESOME BASTILLE youtu.be/IPoRGwAIEyo

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.

Friends, people I don’t remember are following me here, and assorted cryptids… HER.

Today we decorate

Florence recorded Florida!!! and went on to make a song about f*cking Death from The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue as a way of processing a near-fatal miscarriage… and the other singer made a song about how big her man’s d*ck is. There’s room for both, but they aren’t the same level of empowerment.

Do y’all know about the sticker-blanket lady here because that was wild

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif

I feel bad for people who think the only thing that matters is who had the higher score. We lived Ted Lasso season one. If anything Canadians love the Jays more now. This has been transformative for the city. I literally asked myself this morning what if Leafs win the cup?

The real World Series winners are the new friends I made on Threads along the way and have no idea they’re following someone who watches anime like it’s a sport.

I have cackled at each of these posts even though I think it’s a nonsense rule because I appreciate shenanigans—and the Dodgers showed up to play game six, which is what their fans deserve.

Happy Everybody Scream Day! May Saint Florence bless all the witches, spooky babes, and the Toronto Blue Jays.

Imagine being a Dodgers fan and having to know you’re being beaten by the power of friendship, a lady knitting a sweater as a good luck ritual, and me invoking the dark forces by listening to Sleep Token during each game.

This is a heritage moment

breaking news

My favourite thing about birbsball is I can say the lady knitting the sweater to any of my friends and they know exactly who I mean and are also invested in its progress

Ok so like last night the blue jay wore a leafs’ jersey into Sky Dome and tonight that leaf is wearing the blue jay’s jersey into the ACC and if the leafs win tonight the city is going to dance in the streets again

@antiphrastic.bsky.social these are for you

BASEBAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!

This is extremely no mourners, no funerals-coded

Obsessed with the Louvre heist

Tomorrow there is a new Of Monsters and Men album and the 10 Year Anniversary Release of Carly Rae Jepsen’s E•MO•TION

AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA I got to hang out and draw with some of my art heroes ❤️

ITS A BAT DAMN TIME! 🦇⚰️🩸 Dead & Breakfast is out today! Vampires Arthur and Sal just want to live a quiet retirement running a B&B, but when the mayor is found dead in their garden, they must solve the crime to prove their innocence! Get your copy: www.rosieethor.com/dead-and-bre...

No I’m too tired for this shit

@ekjohnston.bsky.social 5 people robbed a jewelry store in the Dufferin Mall, please put it in your next YA

@durzolint.bsky.social JANUARY !!

What do you mean the one good song is album only

Call Me Maybe is right there, babe

Hard day of being a creative person

I listened to Sleep Token while making these for @biancachu.bsky.social

I got a new phone and the first photo I took is sad little anime gays

I wish us all Lorde’s confidence to go with her biggest fan fave song as the second on the setlist.

Gonna see Lorde tomorrow because she saved tickets to release two days before her show 😌

Happiest of birthdays to @countmystars.bsky.social who is the person we celebrate the life of on this day!

Today is my birthday. What I want this year is knowing y’all took a moment to feel quiet or content or happy. Whatever you can manage. Look at the sky. Get a little treat from a local place you love. Catch up on an anime. Buy yourself flowers. If you feel so inclined, share what you did below. 🖤🖤

Quick signal boost: my cousin (a nurse) and her kiddo lost their home and everything in it in the Sackville fire. They have a safe place to stay, thankfully, and things are tight for everyone, but any financial help for them to start rebuilding would be amazing. www.gofundme.com/f/shes-spent...

Co-star will tell you that you’re a beautiful soul who deserves only the best and then read you for filth in the same status, but the really diabolical thing is how we’ve convinced ourselves that’s what we want on the daily.

Check in on your migraine friends because what the fuck is this

Cleanse your timeline with Lady Gaga and fire ABRACADABRA

Officially calling it the Scotiabank Arena because the ACC allowed handbags bigger than this inside.