New underwear got me finally participating in hump day

“IT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!”

I’m sorry, opening a hardstyle set with tech house is diabolical 😅

Honestly, I’ll take it

Category is: what’s the biggest pump I can get without re-severing my bicep 😅

When I tell you the HOLD this song has had on me for like 3 months 🥵 music.youtube.com/watch?v=uOWK...

I still lack the shoulder mobility to do a back squat however, in absolutely terrible news for me, I CAN do front squats 🥲

I wish I could co-star, I really wish I could but I do not know how to turn it off 😔

Ok is the hot water first thing in the morning supposed to work on the first day or is this a thing I have to stick to for a while? Cuz…🤷

Bsky boys do dubstep 😎 @cuntcore.bsky.social

I had perfected my protein waffle recipe to such an extent that I actually prefer them over regular waffles in a lot of ways. 50p/50c/10f macros don’t hurt either 💪

AMERICA EXPLAIN!!

I don’t have many great talents, but I stg I have a supernatural ability to find hung twinks 😈

Alright vegetarians, what protein are you eating on a cut? Cuz beans and lentils are way too high carb to be hitting these macros and meat is just stupidly expensive these days 😭

Real ones know the 12 Days of Christmas STARTED yesterday. We will be celebrating until Jan 6, 2026. Thank you 🎄☺️🎄

Scruff so itchy, don’t get attached yall (nip for attention 😬) #mcm

Putting this into the universe: if Renaissance 3 is rock we NEED a Hayley Williams feature 🥵

Was going for Jack Frost landed more on Heat Miser, but that’s to be expected with my hair honestly 😅

We crisis blonding today boys 😎

Ho ho bark bark 🎄🐶🎄

So how we feeling about part 2 of the @subtronicsofficial.bsky.social album today fellas? I’ve been baking Christmas cookies to it all day 🧑‍🎄👁️

No YOU spent $150 on a second espresso grinder just to be able to have decaf always on hand…

Must. Hold. For. Cadence.

Everyone look at the amazing job @angrytwink83.bsky.social did! 🤩

Not a proper holiday until the rolls are done

Looking at hotels for World Pride next year and getting overwhelmed 😵‍💫 Anybloomf have Amsterdam recommendations?

Too bad I literally can’t move my arm at all because this nerve block would make for one HELL of a phantom hj…

Shoulder surgery this morning, so last flex for a while boys

You heard em boys, form a line!

Truly wild to me that the Rocky Mountains used to be known for such pristine air they thought it could literally cure diseases and now Denver has full days where you can’t open your window cuz the whole metro area smells like rotting dog food

Got it ;)

Pump shirt, Pump Shirt, PUMP SHIRT

Yall. The Wicked special tonight…I’ve only seen clips on here and I am UNDONE 😭😭😭😭😭

Just cuz it hasn’t been making enough of the Dem wins lists for my liking: CO also passed free school lunch for every child in the state by taxing $300k+ households 😏

Monday birthdays suck so let’s Funday this Sunday boys

Halloweened

Tapping in just in time for the last day of #Jocktober

What do we think chat, tights or pants?

WAIT IMOGEN HAS A NEW SONG TODAY TOO?!?!?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=J79_...

Burning the midnight oil

EVERY TIME I see some dipshit throwing their weights around and look down, they’re inexplicably wearing shiny new $400 squat shoes (and NEVER squatting) 😒

Ate a whole acorn squash for lunch today AMA

I just absolutely LOVE @blackforager.bsky.social. If yall ever need a quick, cute, and informative smile break in your day I cant recommend her Poison or Snack shorts enough www.youtube.com/shorts/GMcMK...

There are 3 gay bars in Denver that show random thirst traps they collect online as background on the tvs. It’s always a weird mix of pride and discomfort when one of you beauties pops up cuz like, hey I know them! But also…consent there seems grey at best?

Amazing how a really great fuck can improve literally any day 🥳

Remember himbos: labdoor.com is a great resource for finding good, clean, economical supplements. Personally I really like MyProtein and have for a long time

Sorry for the (unintendedly) melodramatic post yesterday, here’s some side butt #humpday

I’m sorry I haven’t responded to your message/dm/post/email/carrier pigeon. I barely want to acknowledge my own existence, much less yours 🫥

Help! I did Romanian deadlifts on Tuesday and my hamstrings have not un-contracted since 😅

Well the hair needs to grow out a bit for Halloween, and the muscles need to get bigger…so we will be here, in a high pony, for the next month #flexfriday