“I’m a Slytherin! What are you?” I am anti-life, the Beast of Judgment. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds…of everything.

My absolutely amazing stay on a house boat in the gay district for 10 days during Amsterdam World Pride just cancelled on me and I’m going to have an aneurism trying to find somewhere reasonable to stay this late

Kickball is back and this bitch is actually allowed to play this season! We are SO back 😎

The gym bros are back to skipping leg day. Nature is healing.

Happy Friday bloomfs! Here’s a picture of me cosplaying as a top last weekend for a friends bday

Periodic reminder that, unless it is noticeably disrupting your sleep, all the advice to limit caffeine is just as much healthfluencer bullshit at detox tea

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Serious question for #mcm : anybody know why my jock from this weekend smells like truly? 😅

Gnight gays ☺️

Nauseous! In the leg press 🤢

Suit shopping is Risky Business

CAT checkpoint! Show me the most recent cat image on your phone. Our little hobo 🙄

You know it’s a good workout (and maybe you drank too much yesterday) when halfway through you smell Truly 😅

Everybody look at this adorable boy I get to call my valentine 😍 @angrytwink83.bsky.social

New underwear got me finally participating in hump day

“IT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!”

I’m sorry, opening a hardstyle set with tech house is diabolical 😅

Honestly, I’ll take it

Category is: what’s the biggest pump I can get without re-severing my bicep 😅

When I tell you the HOLD this song has had on me for like 3 months 🥵 music.youtube.com/watch?v=uOWK...

I still lack the shoulder mobility to do a back squat however, in absolutely terrible news for me, I CAN do front squats 🥲

I wish I could co-star, I really wish I could but I do not know how to turn it off 😔

Ok is the hot water first thing in the morning supposed to work on the first day or is this a thing I have to stick to for a while? Cuz…🤷

Bsky boys do dubstep 😎 @cuntcore.bsky.social

I had perfected my protein waffle recipe to such an extent that I actually prefer them over regular waffles in a lot of ways. 50p/50c/10f macros don’t hurt either 💪

AMERICA EXPLAIN!!

I don’t have many great talents, but I stg I have a supernatural ability to find hung twinks 😈

Alright vegetarians, what protein are you eating on a cut? Cuz beans and lentils are way too high carb to be hitting these macros and meat is just stupidly expensive these days 😭

Real ones know the 12 Days of Christmas STARTED yesterday. We will be celebrating until Jan 6, 2026. Thank you 🎄☺️🎄

Scruff so itchy, don’t get attached yall (nip for attention 😬) #mcm

Putting this into the universe: if Renaissance 3 is rock we NEED a Hayley Williams feature 🥵

Was going for Jack Frost landed more on Heat Miser, but that’s to be expected with my hair honestly 😅

We crisis blonding today boys 😎

Ho ho bark bark 🎄🐶🎄

So how we feeling about part 2 of the @subtronicsofficial.bsky.social album today fellas? I’ve been baking Christmas cookies to it all day 🧑‍🎄👁️

No YOU spent $150 on a second espresso grinder just to be able to have decaf always on hand…

Must. Hold. For. Cadence.

Everyone look at the amazing job @angrytwink83.bsky.social did! 🤩

Not a proper holiday until the rolls are done

Looking at hotels for World Pride next year and getting overwhelmed 😵‍💫 Anybloomf have Amsterdam recommendations?

Too bad I literally can’t move my arm at all because this nerve block would make for one HELL of a phantom hj…

Shoulder surgery this morning, so last flex for a while boys

You heard em boys, form a line!

Truly wild to me that the Rocky Mountains used to be known for such pristine air they thought it could literally cure diseases and now Denver has full days where you can’t open your window cuz the whole metro area smells like rotting dog food

Got it ;)

Pump shirt, Pump Shirt, PUMP SHIRT

Yall. The Wicked special tonight…I’ve only seen clips on here and I am UNDONE 😭😭😭😭😭

Just cuz it hasn’t been making enough of the Dem wins lists for my liking: CO also passed free school lunch for every child in the state by taxing $300k+ households 😏

Monday birthdays suck so let’s Funday this Sunday boys

Halloweened