Burning the midnight oil

EVERY TIME I see some dipshit throwing their weights around and look down, they’re inexplicably wearing shiny new $400 squat shoes (and NEVER squatting) 😒

Ate a whole acorn squash for lunch today AMA

I just absolutely LOVE @blackforager.bsky.social. If yall ever need a quick, cute, and informative smile break in your day I cant recommend her Poison or Snack shorts enough www.youtube.com/shorts/GMcMK...

There are 3 gay bars in Denver that show random thirst traps they collect online as background on the tvs. It’s always a weird mix of pride and discomfort when one of you beauties pops up cuz like, hey I know them! But also…consent there seems grey at best?

Amazing how a really great fuck can improve literally any day 🥳

Remember himbos: labdoor.com is a great resource for finding good, clean, economical supplements. Personally I really like MyProtein and have for a long time

Sorry for the (unintendedly) melodramatic post yesterday, here’s some side butt #humpday

I’m sorry I haven’t responded to your message/dm/post/email/carrier pigeon. I barely want to acknowledge my own existence, much less yours 🫥

Help! I did Romanian deadlifts on Tuesday and my hamstrings have not un-contracted since 😅

Well the hair needs to grow out a bit for Halloween, and the muscles need to get bigger…so we will be here, in a high pony, for the next month #flexfriday

Some of yall need this

Post something random or you’ll have an awful October!

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep. 1. Math education in America 2. X-Men 3. EDM

This #FlexFriday brought to you by the first workout I’ve had in over a week 😓

For the record I took 2-4 Tylenol after elementary/middle school EVERY DAY for about 7 years, so that either explains a lot or disproves the theory, depending on your perspective 🥸

Everybody say happy birthday to the cutest boy out there, @angrytwink83.bsky.social 🥳🥳🥳

Who am I to defy the stars? So here’s a happy hour treat ;)

Welp, #fcf incoming I guess

The Horrors do be horroring, but the arms have also been arming so we persist

I just don’t think my shoulder is supposed to CRUNCH this much 🥲

Chat, my friends wanna do XMen for Halloween. I’m not gonna be the best choice, Storm, for…obvious reasons. I think I’ve narrowed it down to either Marvel Girl/Jean (probably yes skirt, very no on a wig tho) or Vulcan (we already have Cyclops, might have a Havoc to complete the brothers). Help!

Hear me out: what if everyone just absolutely shut the fuck up

CO and CA too, among others. Takes 2sec

So funny story: this shirt is not at all stretchy. Literally had to fuck around for like 10min waiting for the pump to go down to get it off 😅

I regret to inform, well…me, but damn have I missed squats 🥲

Did it 🫣

Chat, what if I…?

Me at 21 (We had a long hair phase in college and it just kept getting worse all 4 years…)

My toxic trait is I buy these 2lb bags of jalapeños at the grocery store for cheap and then use them like bell peppers…in other news: my tummy is upset 😅

Oh no. I have used AI to write a script to help organize video files on my laptop and…kinda liked it 😅

Controversial (?) opinion: sniffies is very annoying, actually

Bark bark 🐶

Oh yeah I guess main should get some #fcf too

Had water polo - inner tube league championships on Monday! Not only did we get our butts kicked (got 4th) but I also managed to jam my pinky on another man’s face 😬

Had water polo - inner tube league championships on Monday! Not only did we get our butts kicked (got 4th) but I also managed to jam my pinky on another man’s face 😬

I did too much heavy abs yesterday so now they’re sore and it’s making my tummy hurt 😓

This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.

No no, it’s not a circle jerk, it’s a

England seems so cool, I wish it was real 🥺

Now, what if I thought you were all Too Hot and that was the thesis of this account?

Now I am usually the biggest Ora-fixater but “Joy” sounds like it was written for Smurfs 3D 😒

Ok ok ok, I’ll participate #NationalUnderwearDay

A warning to all my east coast girlies excited about the cool weather and how it’s “almost fall” …we get your weather about 2 days before you and no it’s not

Oh great, my boss (the same one who asked if we were “making use of AGI” a few weeks ago) has just re-invented AutoML, but for some reason there’s an LLM involved now…

Is #fursday a thing?

Jinkx the absolute QUEEN that you are (Not to mention that JK has also fully written under male pen-names)

My tummy is very upset today and I refuse to be brave about it 😭

God, reading good novellas is always a double edge sword because yes girl, give me those short and sweet stories! But then I want mooooooooore! Anyway, go read The Singing Hills Saga for some of the best light fantasy I’ve literally ever read.

Wait maybe I’m just an idiot cuz I didn’t know Anyma was this cute either 👀