Happy chewsday 😤

Ok but krampus.......... 👀

I love how festive gay people are, no matter the occasion 😊

Golden G String by Miley Cyrus never fails to leave me awestruck every time I listen to it 🥺

Gmorn and happy shatterday 🍯

I'm obvi biased and charli stole the show for me but WOW. 100 NIGHTS OF HERO. Sad. Beautiful. Go see it 🤗

Just saw the trailer for wuthering heights. I'm so fucking sat 😌

I'm a wee bit tipsy, bout to go watch Charli xcx be a witch or something I'M SO EXCITED

I haven't changed my emojis by my name bc DUH

When they couldn’t find JonBenet Ramsey:

Id rather live in London Tipton's presidency when it was illegal to be over 100 lbs (wild to put as a kids show scene, even if it was imaginary) than whatever this shit is

I'm such a trendsetter with a fat juicy ass and a giant horse cock

Happy weekend cutiessssss

About $26,000 to get my masters from CU Denver 😮‍💨

I can only wear short socks with shorts bc I don't like the feeling of bare skin against my long pants 🤮🤮🤮

Bros at the gym are far too obnoxious right now oh my God shut upppppp pls it's literally 6:30 am goodbye

Logging on

And on a full moon?! This is not helping my healing process but like. :)

Charli I'm coming 4 uuuuuuu

Omg got a little part time bartending gig at a gay bar 🤑

Omg I finally reached 3k fun! Now I have to embarrass myself I CAN'T WAIT

Bored

Happy hump day 😇

Full h word 🥴😤😤

Ok my top 10 of the year. Judge me ⬇️

Gonna put my fav pornstar on top of my tree

Been so hard to focus today 🫩

I feel like a little trash goblin rn my haircut cannot come soon enough‼️

New boots (with the fur)

At my job the entire team in both offices has to remain on a teams call with each other with cameras on for the entire day :-)

My Spotify wrapped is sooo basic lowkey but I live 😌🩷

I mean are we even surprised?

Get to work from home today bless 🌨️

What do my tree and I have in common?

I can't believe Miley is engaged 😭🥹 Miley and Max has such a ring to it too 😩

Been stretching everyday and it's been working that's so CRAZY

I made some more sales pls clap

My blessed mother said she'll take my phone when her contract is up in 6 months so I can go back to an iPhone 😇

Too early to be shaking my ass to deep house bangers at the gym? NEVERRRRR 🕺🏼

Costar said snitches get stitches

Uppies

Drop something BLUE 🔵💙🌀 You bitches are lucky I don't post blue waffle

Definitely NOT what I needed to hear but it makes me so fucking happy I'm getting ahead of myself 🙉

Omg 15 followers until 3k 🥴

Logging on

Ok fuck it starting stranger things

New welcome to derry was saurr good

Decided to be a good boy and stay in tonight bc work tomorrow and I want to watch a movie 😌

To go to beer bust or to stay home and be productive is the million dollar question today

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about. Def gay awakening