going to make a painting of the love of my life

figured out my next showy display of love and affection

I bought her every fragrance in the collection and told her to tell me her favorite 🫦

i do the opposite omg

so annoying when everything is fine but you’re just like “should I kms?”

shedding the old world like a snake skin

shorty broke it off just before Valentine’s Day but I’m still sending shit cause I’m a man of my word 🤦🏾‍♂️

writing down my feelings u should be very scared

drunk. writin g love letters

communist workplace coup was successful but it did take months

What if some of us are just haters? What if that's my god given skill?

i might have to return to #crime

whores and drug dealers i've learned the most in life from whores and drug dealers

fuck off talking all that hot shit in my phone 🗣️🗣️🗣️

such a great day for hate

no hats allowed in the courthouse. the judge needs to know if you’re bald.

starting off today at my arraignment 🙏🏾 going to be such a great week

hello!

closed mouths don’t get dick

i love that my cat hates strangers. hiding under the bed. just like me.

up early as fuck apologizing. think im gonna throw up

i'm so lucky to be Black

flew too close to the sun 💫

and if I restored native frogs to my local watershed who’s gonna stop me? no one 🐸 🌱

always another day

you have no reason to panic

i am v pretty and also completely unhinged . these two things are not unrelated

absolutely no working today it’s what Martin would’ve wanted

just saw a British dude refer to his dick as “my old chap”

almost crashed clean out omg.

fun while it lasted

hit my boo with a “I need to tell you something it’s important” and why did she think I was about to confess to being married or secretly a father?

“Yo! I'm Jennie from Kforce.,” no ur fucking not.

the bots texting u offering jobs is such a fucked up thing in this economy fr

finna see what rednote hitting for

I love whataboutism. Like what about it

My manager wants me to supervise an open racist who he refuses to fire and also regularly drops slurs in the workplace and part of me wants to refuse to manage her but the other part says if she hate crimes me i can (successfully) sue everybody

saying “fuck it’s so tight” as a formal greeting to the pussy

tattooed scumbag is kinda My type

To be known is to be loved and I’ve never been known quite like this 🥹

major stummy ache but drinking tea about it so it’s coo

I don’t understand why bro took my weed grinder and papers to his room after I asked him to roll me one. Was he looking up instructions?

tryina get to u and that monkey, most of these people be fonky

The doom people feel is not just the doom of climate change it’s that we will be dealing with climate change in a society that’s oriented around the profit motive

im expected to debase myself by arguing with idiots. sickening.

I just woke up to nine (9) attachments do u think im a good man™️?

I keep myself sedated all the time as a public service