no shot real human beings open their phone in the morning and say "man i better check bluesky for notifications"

im queer

you're so achoo

i am twitter

this place sucks

this app is so dead bro

bluesky...

forgot this app existed again

dm him and talk to him about the binding of isaac lore and ignore all messages that he sends

guys it's snivy look at that

Snivy waving :3

I wont be following back

bloosky exists???

Me thinking about silly cats

bluesky is a website

bluesky is an app

hey elon. train ur- whoops sorry wrong site! well this is awkward!!

pizza🤤🤤

nobody want that shit

bluesky exists

Twitter stinks

im gonna kill you lily

I forgor bloosky existed

woah the gays have invaded

Doom Scrolling? Sounds impressive as hell, not even sure how you can emulate Doom on a scroll. That’s gotta be some real special papyrus

meow

oh god please no

sleep

br*tish on tl im going back to twitter

bluesky is no fun

chat what is bluesky

i love kittens

i won

nonbinary people are so cool (biased)

too bad nobody gaf

ive returned

*slur*

spookley the square pumpkin

it's time for my daily bluesky thing

where did they go? im always hearing about the fact that they left but nobody ever says where they go

what is "woke"?

why are there no scheduled tweets here