Funnily billionaires and neoliberalism are causing me to decide to move to (my wife's home country) Sweden because we can't afford things like childcare here and life is more comfortable and convenient there.

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They sound awful.

Say what you like about Biden but he's a Seamus Heaney fan and Amanda Gorman read a beautiful poem and his inauguration.

Starmer’s plan to show Adolescence in schools is nonsense. Why is the PM asking teenagers to ‘learn’ about their own experiences when he is proposing absolutely nothing by way of solutions to the problems that young people have no capacity to fix and he is the FUCKING PRINE MINISTER

I'm going to block a pro-israel person. I resent that they might garner a brief moment of satisfaction from this but this isn't twitter and I don't have the time.

Weird.

If it's Eid tomorrow I'll cook for about 60 people. If it's today I'll cook for 176 people. I wish a happy Eid Mubarak for all who celebrate but fingers crossed for. Quiet Monday.

Your regular reminder that a good deal of suffragettes joined the British Union of Fascists.

He's going to get that down his top and regret his choice.

I'm really unsure. Why is drinking from a hose, a flex? What is this trope about? It's just stupid.

There's a burst water main in two or three points of my five mile commute. All the fucking time. I hate Thames Water.

Pretty cool my brother is losing £200 or so a month. Hope the Duke of Westminster and the Hindujas are ok!

I think I'm being very good about the fact that a few members of my family and a close friend were Musk fans and I've not pointed out that I was always right and I've only called them out a bit. My humility knows no bounds.

AI is bad. It's only bad and the good things are few. Here's a picture I made with an elk in a sausage bistro.

Richmond and Stoke Newington. #London is beautiful in the spring. All year round to be fair.

As a chef who works in Primary school, I've nothing left to say about this dickhead government.

Evergreen.

Starmer watching Adolescence is one thing. The government is so resistant to change it's as valuable as a Labrador talking about marine biology.

Stoke Newington is having a Golden Age. Like Baghdad or Paris.

PIP is a “passport” allowing claimants and carers to qualify for other benefits and services, including carer’s allowance and council tax reductions. This means the government restricting PIP will also restrict access to thousands of pounds of other vital support.

I nearly signed off an email with: it's not me. I work with idiots hell bent on inefficiency. Best Regards, Jack.

Thankfully the Prime Minister wears a red tie.

This is Iain Duncan Smith thinking.

LOL. How ridiculous. If a government suggested Eugenics or labour camps they'd get some people nodding along sagely.

It's oh so quiet.

On the 45.

Well ....... Not really.

A funny thing I keep thinking. In 1984 there's a passage as to how all books by a litany of authors are reduced to nothing. Whereas Social Media types rattle on about George Orwell as if he is the only Author ever. *Points at a bowl of pasta*. "That's Orwellian that is".

It was a four win tournament. On account of the four (not two) wins.

I made a Dylan Thomas joke as a response to something about rugby. That's the sort of tit you're dealing with. #EngVsWal

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England are in significantly better shape than they were five years ago.

Also, Guinness isn't the only Stout. Plus, you don't need to do that double pour. That's nonsense. Guinness Lore is bollocks. There I've said it.

Welsh rugby fans responding to England "Ha! Well we're shit so it doesn't count" Is very different to "We may have lost to Scotland but I'm proud that we played well" from a week ago.

Even if you roundly agree with what they're on about. You've got to admit they're insufferable. Never press play. Don't encourage families who perform music in this way.

Ah, a family on a street. Well, I for one am convinced and no longer need to read a study.

If my suppliers who sell cleaning products or dry goods want to entertain me, and send me tickets to something. I've some ideas and I can be bought.

Everything about this is funny. Clandestine meetings at a Sabrina Carpenter concert and that's good or fair. With the Chancellor of the Exchequer. Who is she meeting at such a show? Patrick seems daft, the entire story is daft.

I like low key announcements to small audiences for big things. Here goes. I've got a book deal. My book 'Lunchman' will be out in a year.

I have to go to work again. 🤮

Beautiful Buckinghamshire.

For clarity, and just so we're all singing from the same song sheet. The actions of the Israeli state are atrocious and they'd be atrocious if we called them Stephen or Genocide.

I'm getting much much better at social media. In that I don't reply to anyone or really participate.

The Nazis argued for this. It was their penultimate solution to the "Jewish question," as they dubbed it. Their ultimate solution: genocide. That's where this goes too if we don't stop it first. #FreePalestine #genocide #warcrimes

This government, like the last are as interested in The Arts in the same way an aardvark is interested in Ice Hockey or combustion engines.

Douglas Murray with the startling revelation. Truly, he's as up to speed as an MP3 player in a drawer.

What she's saying is not dissimilar to saying that personal computers would mean we would be working fewer hours. Which is a prediction that never materialised.