If it wasn’t for occasional power outages, I don’t think the blades on my ceiling fan would ever get cleaned.

“you need therapy, you need a xanax” no I need the world to become as kind and as sensitive as I am inside and until then I will struggle against the established order of cruelty. until then I’ll be sad and strange. those who are happy and normal in this society are sicker than I shall ever be

Pascal, contemplating the state of world right now.

What do you call a mountain lion that comes back every time you throw it out? A pumarang. I’ll show myself out.

Snow day in Alabama.

They’re still weird.

It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.

We could have made history.

All of this.

My air plant is blooming!

Why is there no mouse flavored cat food?

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Some of my chickens, just hanging out.

I’ve got ADD. There is no way I’m going to be able to concentrate in that camp.