Look at it this way, in about 20 years we're near as dammit a republic There'll be barely any working royals left (especially as William seems to be a lazy arse) and the extended collection of cousins is utterly inconsequential

In other news, shotguns and canned goods are undervalued

It's in an actual warzone, and this supermarket still has more and better fresh produce than an equivalent store in the UK Thanks for Brexit you flag shagging dicksplashes

Pedro Pascal's voice and Baby Yoda #TheMandalorian

Great idea for a movie: Weekend at Charlie's Visiting US president has a fatal stroke and the risk family has to convince the press and US Secret Service that he's still alive until they can get him back to Air Force One

While some may have slept uncomfortably about that whole Elon Musk thing, I'm relying on movies to give me the security that even now British Secret Service agents are shagging their way around the globe and fighting self driving taxis to bring him to justice

Twenty six years later. Still miss the moon

How is it possible that both candidates for Labour Deputy Leader are @rosieisaholt.bsky.social ?

If it rains I can't imagine Superchargers having a problem with DLS today

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Sore #MildHorror

I'm not sure many Phoenix readers will recognise @neillcameron.bsky.social 's homage in this week's issue. But this old soul chuckled loudly enough that I them had to spend a while explaining it

One for @hypocaust.bsky.social , have a men's and women's squad from the same team (county, national, whatever) ever scored exactly the same on the same day before?

The Creator (dir. Gareth Edwards, 2023)

When your youngest has been playing with chalk, and the cat rolls in it you get a pastel pussycat

It's hot over here in south east UK. As a male office drone I find myself envious of female colleagues who can wear floaty summer dresses that look both professional and flattering. What's the male equivalent @dieworkwear.bsky.social ?

The strange thing about this story is that it focuses on the foxes being pests. But not on the fact that they're very possibly eating the rats that infest the building www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

The Emperor's great work has begun!! #WH40K

Latvia have brought the Slaaneshi Daemonettes #eurovision #WH40K

At least half of the Middlesex team sound like they've escaped from the pages of PG Wodehouse

Watched Andor, then started watching Rogue One The way they tie together even in the first few minutes is brilliant. The urgency with which Cassian is asking about Galen Erso makes so much more sense

A summer special of Jamie Smart doing Desperate Dan? Ideal if you missed it the first time around!!

It's hard to remember a time when the "special relationship" hasn't been abusive

Although Andor is possibly the best run of Star Wars stuff ever, I think it missed the opportunity to feature a key member of the Ghorman resistance, his many mistresses, corrupt Imperial officers, and two downed X-wing pilots

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: no villains

My take on Electric State. It's got lovely visual design, as you'd expect from something designed by Simon Stalenhag Story wise it's pretty dull, but the biggest issue I have with it is that The Creator (a film not without its own faults) did the whole thing far better, and much cheaper

Perhaps it might have been better to boycott this match after all #AfgvsEng

Johnny Give from Short Circuit has been working out

Today's the day to tell someone you've always loved how you really feel about them

Just to mess with the red hats in the US I think we should rename the North Atlantic to the Portuguese Ocean

Hilarious and devastating from Geoff Lemon in @theguardian.com This tour really should force the England camp to reconsider their set up and address problems that have clearly been there for a very long time #AUSvsENG

It's certainly cricket, but listening to an England batting collapse on TalkSport just isn't the same #EngvsInd #BBCTMS

A picture is only a moment in time, but in this moment Bezos looks like he realises that he's sold his soul, and Zuckerberg looks like he's going to have to explain to his parents why the house is smashed up

Did I miss the rule where you can only keep wicket for England Women's cricket if your name is Jones? 😁🏏 ICC U19

Unexpected appearance today #skeletoncrew

Feeling sorry for all the roombas being rebuilt as trash crabs today #skeletoncrew

That's a huge irony in the fact that the results to this will probably be initially analysed by Microsoft co-pilot The effort to give the govt your views will not be wasted though

A fantastic series in the classic vein of kids adventures. Only the kids are robots and trying to deal with family and friends too. And butts

One third of kids are starving and our top politicians are arguing about sandwiches?! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Happy Thanksgiving to those on the other side of the Atlantic And more importantly, happy birthday to me 🎂

Anyone with tickets for day four can probably make alternative plans #AUSvsIND

Apparently it would be wrong to give this bit to the kids

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Strong rumours that the Church of England is going to pick a hardliner for the next Archbishop of Canterbury

There's a reasonable chance he'll have a stroke before January

Just a thought, how well set up are we to accept asylum seekers from the US?

My only reflection is that it might be end of the US before it's the end of the world

Webcrawler & Mosaic

It's been too long since I read tales of the Beyonder in his pump suit for me to critically assess this However, Secret Wars is a metaphor for our times The good guys fight on sight The bad guys are beholden to one psychopath intent on total domination The innocent civilians are taken for granted