FIFA ass peace prize gave the orange blob toddler green light to bomb whatever he likes. #venezuela

Now imagine how bad the Epstein files must be.

I was supposed to visit my mom in Crans Montana today and have lunch with her as she is in rehab after a back surgery. We decided to postpone our new years lunch out of respect. People in the area stay safe. Hospitals are full. Our hearts goes out to the victims, families and first responders.

My new year resolution: 1. Build a warp drive. 2. Get the fuck out of here.

Very few cartoons are made for eternity.

Billionaire on capitalism: consumers need the most options possible Billionaire on socialism: having too many options means it won't work

Sending blue love to all in the flatlands who are stuck under a grey blanket.

The Xenomorph denies any involvement in the new Avengers.

Merry winter solstice everyone

Sometimes you just have to take time for not having the time.

Wie wär’s denn mit dem aufhören von abschlachten von Kinder und Zivilisten in Gaza, in dem immer noch kein Waffenstillstand herrscht? Von Bomben in Libanon, Syrien, Iran, Yemen will ich nicht mal reden.

I’ve had to explain to my 88 year old mom about pronouns. It doesn’t have to be your mom who does not know. It can be anybody even I had to learn which pronoun belongs to whom. If someone don’t know why not sit down have a beer and a conversation about it. Being cynical ain’t helping. Be positive.

I’m almost out of fuck no’s now I need more fuck yes.

My Star Wars top five ranking: 1. Rogue One 2. Andor 3. Rogue One 4. Andor 5. Rogue One

#cloudflare just made a point how useless AI is when the delivery chain breaks down.

Do Zionists dream about Francesca Albanese?

The Cardassians have endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Describe your workday with four words: Planet of the apes

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s the Voyager spacecraft Intrepid-class starship.

Remember, when Pixar warned us about all the threats we are and are going to face, in a single movie.

Ladies and gentlemen may I present to you the laureate of the peace Nobel prize. #Nobel would be turning in his grave…..

@ubisoft.com you can’t make that much shit up all by yourself. #ubisoft

Weed brings you better through times without money than money brings you through times without weed. Thank you weed.

Experten: Der Alkohol Konsum ist bei jungen rückläufig. #TagesAnzeiger:

There are people out there who think they’re hot just because they give my middle finger a errection.

Humanity at its best.

America, the only country in the world where being a Nazi is an opinion.

Do you remember, 21th of September…..

Antifa terrorist.

Whoever crosses my path wearing filming glasses gets punched. He can keep the video as souvenir.

There’s a reason why interstellar traveling will never become a reality. Whatever created the universe made sure humans wouldn’t be able to expand beyond their designated solar system.

We've been getting ten times as much coverage of Charlie Kirk getting airholed as this news out of Nepal, and I think that says a great deal about how craven, terminally twitter brained and America-pilled our media is, more than the relative importance of the stories. share.google/OzKpsg7gUAbn...

Only in America, when one door closes another one slaps you in the face.

It’s going well over there.

Humanity has reached a stage where even hypocrisy is ashamed of itself.

My mornings at the moment.

This only concerns my Swiss comrades. But you can still fight for an independent Palestine in your country. Dieses Anliegen ist mir sehr wichtig – bitte unterschreiben & weiterleiten: act.campax.org/petitions/au...

He was smart enough to know that when you sit in a glass house you don’t throw stones. That’s about it.

Agree to agree.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Tom Waits

Switzerland. Not on the map so may I present you Mounty the St’Bernhard.

Was about damn time. The French forces have returned the last military rights of way present in Senegal. After the withdrawals of Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Chad, Côte d'Ivoire and Gabon, between 2022 and 2025, France ends a permanent centenary presence on the African continent.

Colbert got canceled. Now that’s a funny way to distract the democrats from the Epstein files. #colbert

When you plant a seed but sure as hell you don’t want it to be a male. It’s a girl 👶 💚.

The battle between the Balrog and Gandalf, captured on the Sun last night!

i refuse to believe people didn’t liked season 2 of Severance at all.

I’ve just finished reading Foundation by Asimov for the second time. Man, if you dive deep in it and then realize our actual reality, there’s no doubt that the man is the Nostradamus of our time.