Corrected Headline: Facing headwinds at home, Trump signals eagerness to kowtow at China summit www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Because: “[W]e have a Supreme Court that is prepared to uphold a structure of laws that protect White Male democracy in our country.”

Shorter: The (im)moral equivalent of compulsory abstinence education and banning birth control. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Corrected Headline: The supreme court’s takedown of American democracy is almost complete, except the bitches are still voting. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

"Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant." (Hale Caesar, we who are about to die, salute you.)

It's treason to mention the death of the king. Trump Sunsetting Visibly Worsens as Aides Go Full Cult All Around Him newrepublic.com/article/2102... via @newrepublic.com

Except the US will not perform mandatory monitoring bsky.app/profile/jswe...

NEW ANALYSIS: What's going on in Spain? Spain's wholesale electricity price in early 2026: €44/MWh. Italy: €127. Germany: €96. UK: €103. Wind+solar now deliver 44% of generation. Gas sets the price in just 9% of hours, down from 55% in 2022. Full analysis: janrosenow.substack.com/p/spain-just...

"To note - Hungary is, presumably, not a safe haven for illiberal politicians facing corruption charges" USA! USA! USA!

Shorter: Trump breeds another plague.

Corrected typo: The simple statistical lie Republican Supreme Court justices used to gut the VRA The simple statistical error Republican Supreme Court justices used to gut the VRA open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...

Shorter Alito: Lying about precedents and the law doesn't mean I can't use phony data.

This is a big decision! Mass termination of National Endowment for the Humanities grants (remember DOGE doing this?) "unlawful, unconstitutional... and without legal effect." Terminations violate 1st Amendment & equal protection component of 5th Amendment, "and without statutory authority."

Polygraphed for truthful statements. The crime is not meeting the administrations required level of mendacity.

Shorter: Alito screwed the pooch.

Shorter: The Diet Coke President has made Diet coke more expensive. Screwing up the world aluminum supply. 1) Tariffs because they wouldn't become the 51st state blocked Canada aluminum forcing US to rely on Mid-East aluminum 2) Iran Whim-O-War stopped blocked that. Affordability, the MAGA way.

Has anyone seen one of the MAGA sphere come out in favor of Sati (also spelled suttee) as an example of tradwife practices?

It's obvious that our disloyal intelligence community is not adhering to the Trump administration's required levels of mendacity.

Shorter headline: Lifelong Political Operative Bemoans Political Label

Corrected Headline: Trump orders military to pause Strait of Hormuz mission to juice stock markets. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...

This why Trump TACOed providing Iran US Navy targets after a day. To goose the markets. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

My resolution proposing a constitutional amendment to overturn the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision now has 79 co-sponsors. You can view the full list at: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c.... I’ll keep fighting to get it across the finish line!

Have to ensure AIs don't give fake news answers on: vaccines 2020 election Epstein files crypto ballroom Presidential library superiority of white men Trump dementia and all the other truths universally acknowledged. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/04/t...

In other Beagle News: Trump Ratchets Up Rhetoric Against Snoopy — theonion.com/trump-ratche...

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Shorter: Trump killed the US Auto industry.

Corrected type: But as we report: Trump appears to have taken no action against a White German immigrant and Holocaust denier with multiple criminal convictions.

IIRC The Septic Six are against nation wide bans, with "notably rate exceptions." Like those that hurt women, brown and black people, Democrats, and anyone supporting the bill of rights' plain language.

IIRC The Septic Six are against nation wide bans, with "notably rate exceptions." Like those that hurt women, brown and black people, Democrats, and anyone supporting the bill of rights' plain language.

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

The law will be entitled "Eliminating Racially Unqualified Representatives."

In Dec 2021, Nicole Saphier — a Fox contributor now tapped as Trump's surgeon general nominee — argued that "it is time to move forward and allow this mild infection to circulate so we can continue to build that hybrid immunity." 250,000 Americans died of covid in 2022.

Yes, but does it have library lions?

Brings new interpretation to the dating profile about "walks on the beach." www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

"And I have not been arrested for making threats against the Russian embassy." Yet. @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/that-time-...

I believe this was authorized by Kavanaugh vs Brown US Citizens.

Adam D. Thompson, The New Yorker

Shorter: Fed not only has to take Trump's interest rate orders, but also enable Trump-level fraud by deregulating Wall Street. (Recreate the 2008 financial crisis.) wapo.st/4cCn4jX

Corrected: Gov. Tate Reeves Proclaims April 2026 as Traitors Month in Mississippi Art III Sec 3 Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. www.mississippifreepress.org/gov-tate-ree...

Shorter: A Special DOJ task force reviews all records and shreds any incriminating ones. wapo.st/4tYsz24

NYT's New Adventures in Sanewashing. "Jeanine Pirro... directed her office to close an investigation into ... Jerome H. Powell. The end of inquiry, which had been pushed by President Trump" AYFKM. Nice ambiguity. "end" or "inquiry" has been pushed? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

NYTimes Errata: Trump puts Hardline Generals in Charge in Iran. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/w...

Corrected Headline: Trump Gives Xi a Massive Win Seriously, if Donald Trump was an actual Chinese agent what would he be doing differently? 1) shooting off all our ammo 2) revealing our hollow military 3) giving China a free hand in Asia www.foreignaffairs.com/guest-pass/r...

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

He has a genetic tendency toward bone spurs. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Her Majesty, Judge Red Queen is presiding. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

The NDA's allow them to talk to Tulsi or any other certified Russian agent. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Corrected Headline: Virginia Votes Responding to Trump Multistate Gerrymander Campaign. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Shorter: Trump begins transfer of $166B from consumers to corporations. Once Again, Consumers End Up Losing Out On Trump's Tariffs open.substack.com/pub/econjare...

As requested, sharing the BS.