Go to bed 15 minutes early, wake up 1.5 hours early.

Republicans: "Might makes right!" Also Republicans: "We need the Electoral College to protect the little guy!"

He's an evil moron.

So, that's, what...five today? So far, I mean...?

Death from vertigo Comics 🪙🪙

Started the year as a miserable failure, ending the year as a miserable failure.

@fatapollo.bsky.social I'm glad you liked that, as for all I know it could have been a very good @fatapollo.bsky.social impersonator. Possibly a stunt double.

I forgot I eavesdropped on a "Canada AM" crew at the Red Stag! I was at Pizza Corner at the same time as Mr. Leahey (he was behind me & I didn't know he was there). I was across the bar at Boston Pizza when Steve Murphy got kicked out (I kid! Sort of...). That CBC Radio guy at Henry House last week.

Oh, so many! I walked past Sidney Crosby on an escalator at the Scotia Square. I think I ignored Jessica Alba in the Atlanta airport. I shared a beer with @fatapollo.bsky.social. Morena Baccarin's bodyguard pushed me out of the way. I almost ran over Steve Murphy. Oh! Peter Coade in the pedway!

HOW DID THEY STUFF THE COW???!!!??? 🤯

But, in the madness, might they find...love?

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No, scammer, "the charges was not made by me".

*GASP* NOT THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE!

Life sucks

HOW LONG HAS THE FLASH LOGO BEEN AN "S"???

Life sucks

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It's nasty out. It's not a storm. But it's nasty.

I mean...

Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah. Praying for his full & speedy recovery. And so deeply inspired by his example.

Almost died three times trying to cross the Costco parking lot. 2026 is going to be the best year yet. But that's a low bad to clear. #Supergirl

Has he blanked out Biden's portrait? 🤔

"I'm the best there is at what I do and what I do is munch pickles." ~ James Howlett, many times

That reminds me...I haven't used my sniper-mitten allowance at work yet this year.

Back home in Margaree, he would be "Mike à Judge".

For as low as 10 cents a day, you can help a Canadian without a pickle. He won't appreciate it because he probably just doesn't like pickles, but maybe he can give it away for Christmas. On the other hand, most of us currently are just avoiding anything American. I think you can guess why...

"Austin Powers 4: Uranium? I Barely Knew of 'Im!"

#AndNEW! @willowwrestles.bsky.social + @harleycameron.bsky.social are the FIRST EVER AEW Women's World Tag Team Champions!

YOU DESERVE IT @willowwrestles.bsky.social !!!! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

QTP with a gif to advertise your Bluesky account 🦋

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean the world isn't out to get me.

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Somebody kill me.

Why does every meeting have to be at lunchtime?

I'm just going to have to learn to live with perma-headache.

Have you ever been sitting in public on the verge of complete mental collapse?

I officially could have cooked dinner faster...

**** Via NS SPCA - Dartmouth Are you missing me? Neutered male found in Malay Falls. If you own this cat, please contact the Dartmouth shelter at 902-468-7877 or e-mail [email protected].

...and Mr. Bean loses another wife.

This is weird...I think I counted four broken down cars between Clayton Park and downtown.

I'm beginning to suspect the whole premise of electric vehicles is predicated on the assumption that not only can you afford the vehicle, you can afford a heated garage to keep it in.

I hate Windows 11. "There's an update." What's it do? "Makes it even more Windows 11-y!" ...I really don't think you're listening to me.

not that anybody cares

i wish i was dead

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