/me marks for the "Falls Count AnyONE" match at #MysteryWrestling19

Ladies Night. Everyone welcome. Female vocalists. Allll night long Starting 45 minutes ago. haha twitch.tv/DJ_Hak

AI math fail

I asked Grok to name my robot lawn mower. About half of its suggestions were decent:

Had my first #WhiteClaw today Black cherry was decent Even better mixed with #MtnDew

I just watched both #HappyGilmore movies for the first time I didn't hate either of them, but neither of them was CaddyShack (but I didn't go in expecting either to be 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 good) Worth the watch

THIS is why we have AI "Make me a hit country song about the CEO at the ColdPlay concert" www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC42...

I still can't believe this is a real clip of trial testimony in an actual court room.

Today I learned that Olivia Newton-John was a descendant of Martin Luther

Ladies Night. Everyone welcome. Female vocalists. Allll night long Starting 5 minutes ago. haha twitch.tv/DJ_Hak

1980s jams. Allll night long Starting 5 minutes ago. haha twitch.tv/DJ_Hak

I am now LIVE playing rare(?) cover songs til sunrise (or maybe noon). twitch.tv/DJ_Hak

twitch.tv/dj_hak Pop-up Billy Joel concert from 9:00 til just before 11:00 CT tonight (yes, right now; sorry for the late ping)

Happy 4th of July Minnesota! There are no kings in America, and we’re going to keep it that way.

At least I'm getting more sleep this week

It is 97 degrees in my kitchen Brainstorming meal ideas that don't require the oven or stovetop A second window A/C unit should be here in an hour or two to use as a stopgap until the whole-house A/C gets fixed At least the next 3 days have highs in the 70s

Just watched my 49th episode of The Wellness Policy

Has anyone ever got a good answer to why the #EddieGilbert banner at the #ECWarena says 2007 when Eddie died in 1995?

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

RIP Steve ‘Mongo’ McMichael

How did it take me twice as long to watch night 2 of #WrestleMania as it did to watch the combined #NXT #StandAndDeliver plus night 1 on Mania?

I fed the image to Claude AI, which responded: "This appears to be a CAPTCHA verification system showing 9 similar-looking photos of a man with a beard. All of these images actually appear to be Slavoj Žižek, the Slovenian philosopher and cultural critic, not Mark Hamill.

Listened to the Dark Side of the Ring podcast on Bret Hart I was laughing so hard at Bret meeting "Sammy Hagar" on the plane "That can't be Sammy Hagar; he's wearing a Timex" --Jim Neidhart "Sammy" snorts a huge line of coke and gets a nosebleed "Okay, it is definitely Sammy Hagar"

Before watching each month's Wellness Policy, I ask myself: How far into the podcast will Jordan ask a question to which Wai will reply "you don't have to answer that" 1m 40s was a lot sooner than I predicted this month 🤣

John Cena is in an abusive relationship with the fans Needs more R-Truth #WWE #Raw

How many minors are on the #AEW payroll? 🤼‍♂️Negative One 🤼‍♂️Costco Guy's son 🤼‍♂️The Rizzler I must be forgetting some others

Hope everyone has a great four day weekend: 👉3/14 Pi Day 👉3/15 Ides of March 👉3/16 Stone Cold Day 👉3/17 St Pat's Day

I dig the venue for #WWENXT #Roadblock #NXT

M'kay... The #AEWRevolution main event wasn't "bad", but seemed a bit anticlimactic after the matches it followed

I'm up to the #AEWRevolution main event Why does it sound like Mox is coming out to generic music instead of "Wild Thing"?

Okay... longer break than I had planned, but I'm back watching #AEWRevolution Cage match was really good I lick my own blood all the time, but I don't think I would risk licking someone else's blood

Taking a short break from #AEWRevolution to watch #WrestlingObserverLive

Whoa "Timeless" Toni Storm vs Mariah May was a hell of a brawl #AEWRevolution

I DVRed the #AEW PPV last night Sounds like people liked it, so I'll zip through watching it this morning

#AEW should rename Max Caster as "Bury" Horowitz

Canadians loudly boo during the U.S. National Anthem at WWE in Toronto tonight to show their opposition to Donald Trump and his administration

Congrats to Firefly Aerospace for their successful Blue Ghost moon landing

"So choking a bitch with a necktie is kosher now?" --Bryan Danielson

Travis Scott being allowed in the ring looked like a MakeAWish kid #WWEChamber

#WWE or #AEW should have a PPV where the wrestling ring is in a bull ring ...and then have a lumberjack match except there are bulls surrounding the wrestling ring instead of having other wrestlers

Can we trade Trump for Zelenskyy?

"after failing to get his degree, he became a secondary school teacher" LOL

I would suggest the following cast for a new season of WWE "Legends House": 🤼Hacksaw 🤼Undertaker 🤼Jesse Ventura 🤼DDP 🤼Mick Foley 🤼Raven 🤼Jim Cornette 🤼Jake Roberts 🤼Ivory 🤼Stone Cold

Just woke up from my first nap in 2025

Congrats to the Jannetty of Lay-Cool on the WWE HoF induction Continuing my streak of "Jannetty-themed skeets"🤣

Just heard: "Jey Uso is just Marty Jannetty with a catchphrase"

Most wrestlers would have danced around the question and ended up giving a safe non-answer Mad props to Seth Rollins for having massive balls

@brandonthurston.bsky.social "TUDUM" is not an acronym. It's an onomatopoeic representation of the sound that plays at the beginning of Netflix shows, mimicking the sound of their logo appearing. "TUDUM" was chosen as the name for their global fan event to evoke that familiar & distinctive audio cue

I was today years old when I had my first breakfast burrito