Joke of the Day! x2 My earliest memory is going to the eye doctor to get my first pair of glasses. Everything before that was a blur. --- What do you call the security guards at a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy

Every time I like a thing, they take it away. Pepsi Next got discontinued. A&W Ice Cream Sundae root beer is gone. At least Oreo O's made a return for a short period of time. Even crispy M&M's came back after a LONG time. What's next???

Joke of the Day! What is a priest's favorite kitchen appliance? A deep friar

Joke of the Day! x2 My friend won't stop making bird puns. But toucan play that game. --- I tried to rearrange the letters of "postman." He got mad.

Thank you everyone who swung by and hung out with me and Everett as we finished Halo CE, and goofed through most of Halo 2! I had a lot of fun for my affiliate anniversary, and I can't wait to make it to year 3! We raided out to @anxiousechidna.bsky.social who's playing ffxiv, go check him out!

My Affiliate Anniversary is today, and I'm gunna play some Halo with Everett! We're gunna finish Halo CE and probably start Halo 2, so come hang out if you wanna! ♥

Joke of the Day! x3 Honey, why is there a strange baby in the crib? --You told me to change the baby. --- Why do magicians do so well in school? They're good at trick questions. --- The inventor of Velcro passed away last week. RIP.

Listen, I can't explain where the thought came from, but I feel like bbno$ and Jenna Marbles would make a fantastic fuckin collab. Their brand of crazy matches well, I think.

Joke of the Day! I ordered duck at dinner last night. The bill was huge!

Joke of the Day! What do you call a five-foot-tall psychic who has escaped from jail? A small medium at large

Joke of the Day! x2 I have an incredible basement. I hope I make the New York Times Best Cellars list. --- Marvin Gaye used to keep a lamb at a vineyard. He liked to herd it through the grapevine.

12 hours of angy planets with Catboy!!!!! I'm so tired Thank you anyone who swung by even to lurk! ♥

Playing more Revenge of the Savage Planet with @catboypaladin.bsky.social !!!! Come hang out with us! www.twitch.tv/CatboyPaladin www.twitch.tv/cowboydaemon

Joke of the Day! What do you call a pug who lies around on the floor all day? A rug

Vgen code obtained from the wonderful @punkbrock.bsky.social I'm cry thank you so much ♥

I appreciate everyone who's reposted this. I understand there's a standard and all for vgen, of course, so if anyone is iffy on that, because my art isn't on this account (except for a single post, maybe?) please DM me and I'll share some of it for proof that I'm at least okay enough for a code! ♥

Every now and again I think about a character I created in 2009, giving them semi interesting gloves that I found, only a couple years ago, happened to be pole dancing gloves. They are certainly not a pole dancer...

More Revenge of the Savage Planet w/@catboypaladin.bsky.social this Friday I prommy I won't get tons of anxiety this time and NOT stream. Also you should follow him and watch his stream on Friday 👉👈

Joke of the Day! People are shocked when they learn I'm not a very good electrician.

Joke of the Day! What superpower do you get when you become a parent? Supervision

Joke of the Day! The police arrested me because my outfit was so bad. In particular, they wanted to question me about my criminal ties.

Joke of the Day! Did I ever tell you my story about the snake that bit me? It's a long tail.

Joke of the Day! Why did LeBron leave Miami? He didn't like the Heat

I need to get cough drops at the store, cause I'm still sick af, does anyone want anything?

🥤 #gposemmd

I'm all you need, I'ma be your idol #gposemmd

Joke of the Day! x2 You'd think that finding your lost luggage in an airport would be easy, but that's not the case. --- Which Avenger is the most trustworthy? The Credible Hulk

Had a lot of fun playing through several levels of CE this week with Everett! We'll continue in a few weeks, next week might play something with CBP, and the following week will be my Affiliate Anniversary!

Did some Halo Reach two weeks ago with Everett, and now we're continuing with Halo CE! Come hang out with us!

This is it. This is what's gunna get me back into drawing, isn't it? Fuck.

Did I put all the KHR songs in a big ass playlist to listen to all day cause I suddenly got obsessed with the series again?

Tiktok: Underrated anime men: the same anime men you see in every Tiktok just like this

Joke of the Day! I always try to have a good time at concerts, but I draw the line at crowd surfing. I don't want to get carried away.

Joke of the Day! Which classic jazz-rock band was full of kleptomaniacs? Stealy Dan

Joke of the Day! Dad, I'm worried about my driving test. --Don't worry, your parking skills are unparalleled.

Joke of the Day! What's a horse's favorite kind of wine? Chardoneigh

Joke of the Day! x2 Drinking caffeine seems to give me a cold. I always get a coffee! --- The title for the tenth Fast & Furious leaked today. It's going to be called Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.

Joke of the Day! I saw a report on TV about a criminal who has been breaking into houses and stealing people's stamps and envelopes. They said the suspect is believed to be mail.

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

Joke of the Day! x2 In my school days, I did well in every subject except Greek mythology. You could say that class was my Achilles' elbow. --- How do you make an angry friend super angry? Put a cape on them.

Joke of the Day! Why does the Beast make Cogsworth stand guard in Beauty and the Beast? He makes a great watch.

Yeah, screw it. If anyone has an extra vgen code I could have, I would appreciate it. I need the money, so I'm gunna kick my own ass into gear to do art. In the meantime, I'll work on old stuff I owe. Hopefully it's still good...

Joke of the Day! A limbo champion walked into a bar. He was disqualified.

Joke of the Day! My friend thinks bartenders are boring, but I find them intoxicating.

Joke of the Day! x2 The United States decided to switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. There was mass confusion. --- Which part of the hospital is the worst hiding place? The ICU

The unfortunate new Tron movie is out Oct 10. But y'all be hanging out with me for my affiliate anniversary, right? Instead of watching Jared Leto be fuckin weird like usual?

Had a lot of fun playing through the entirety of Halo Reach with @everettearthsinger.bsky.social today! Next week we tackle Halo CE! Not sure if we'll get through all of it in the same timeframe, but we'll try at the very least. Thank you to everyone who swung by even for a little bit! ♥

What if I caved and begged people for a VGen code?