Joke of the Day! x2 How did the snowman get to work? By icicle --- I was trying to come up with a joke about penguins, but then I realized it wouldn't fly.

QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech or Macross allowed.

Joke of the Day! I love Christmas. Everyone gets Santamental.

Last week of OT starts tomorrow, bright and early. And then I get to rest. And also draw. Which'll be on my private account. 😈

Joke of the Day! Flying in a sleigh sounds scary. I bet Santa has to hold on for deer life.

PLEASE consider the bracelets (they can do custom colors too if you don't see a combo you like!!) I've been wanting to get these two for a while and I'm glad I finally bought them!!!!

Joke of the Day! Why didn't Mozart like chickens? Whenever he asked them who the best composer was, they just said, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

Joke of the Day! My superpower is that I can see inside wrapped presents. It's a gift.

Joke of the Day! x3 How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning! --- Dad, do you like this rocking chair? We got it at the antique shop for fifty dollars. --Wow! That chair rocks! --- My car has been acting up all winter. I guess it's just being salty.

Joke of the Day! Why did the dreidel go to the doctor? The room just kept spinning

Joke of the Day! My family loves to dance at our Hanukkah party. This year, we torah the floor up.

2 more weeks overtime and then I (hopefully) get to rest

Got my Christmas gift early; I now have 2 monitors! Hurrah!

bbno$ in Peak fuck yeah

Joke of the Day! When I was a kid, I really wanted a pet. My dad told me that pets were just a step backward.

CRINGING at myself cause DWC asked how I would have a stream with the coffee (in better words) and I had to fuckin explain I'm a vtuber, so the coffee wouldn't really be on stream.

By the way, in absolutely no relation to this whatsoever, the only coffee I drink is Death Wish Coffee. Which you should totally check out.

The way I'll request sponsorships for other people, but not for myself--

I've gone back to learning German on Duolingo again. I won't be able to have a conversation (for a long time(?)), but I will know words.

Joke of the Day! Why did the police arrest the beaver? They had damming evidence against him

Joke of the Day! If you've seen one Santa, you've seen the mall.

Joke of the Day! For the holidays, I got you a gift card. Try not to spend it all in one place.

Joke of the Day! Eleven elves are sitting at a table. What makes them a dozen? The twelf!

Joke of the Day! The other day, I ran into the guy who sold me tickets to Disney World. It's a small world.

Joke of the Day! x3 What do you call a pen when it stops rolling? Stationary --- I recently saw a guy who was running around with paper towels on his head. He told me he had a Bounty on his head. --- What does Ebenezer Scrooge call his dog? Bah Hum-Pug

1 month until the birthday

Just got home from seeing FNAF2 with the fam. SO good. Can't wait until 3 comes out!

Joke of the Day! x2 Fizz the season to celebrate! Let's toast with some prosecc-ho-ho-ho. --- My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say it wasn't my strong suit.

Not posting my Twitch recap, cause it's hideous compared to last year (not that last year was any better but-). I'm proud of everyone else's metrics, though! Y'all are doin' amazing.

Joke of the Day! Dad, I ordered some coffee from Amazon. -- Well, it's definitely going to be cold by the time it gets here!

Joke of the Day! x2 My fireplace is a little warm today. I think it might have the flue. --- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.

If you see this, post an anime you love I could post so many, but I'll post my favorite

Happy Turkey Day 2: Leftovers

Joke of the Day! I heard Humpty Dumpty is having an awful winter, which is a shame because he had a great fall!

Joke of the Day! What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner

Joke of the Day! Dad, our snowman melted! -- I think he's just dehydrated.

Joke of the Day! I needed a password that was eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Joke of the Day! Dad, how heavy is this lamp? -- I don't know, usually lamps are pretty light.

Joke of the Day! What do you call a cow that just had babies? Decalffeinated

Joke of the Day! I enjoy cold weather, but only to a certain degree

Joke of the Day! I wore my noise-canceling headphones to dinner the other night. I thought my partner would be mad, but I didn't hear any complaints.

Joke of the Day! x2 Where did the king keep his army? In his sleeve-y --- If your great-grandmother saw me making mashed potatoes out of a box, she would turn over in her gravy.

Joke of the Day! x2 After you die, what's the last part of your body that stops working? Your pupils. They dilate. --- I pitched a sitcom about airplanes to NBC, but it didn't get picked up. They said it had a bad pilot.

Catboy: Sometimes, when I boil vegetables, it turns blue. Me: What did I say about talking to me? Catboy: 🥺

Joke of the Day! Don't tell jokes when you're ice-skating. The ice might crack up.

Joke of the Day! x2 Why did the Hulk get kicked out of the Honda dealership? He was throwing a Fit --- Whenever I get locked out of the house, I get a craving for pasta. I have gnocchi.

Joke of the Day! What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!

Joke of the Day! I tried out a new blender today. Results were mixed.

Joke of the Day! If the most popular dog is the golden retriever, are the second and third most popular dogs the silver and bronze retrievers?

So OT now starts next Friday (yippee :/) so if you guys don't see me stream this Friday, I'll see y'all after Christmas! (I'll still try to hop in chats where I can, but I won't be streaming 😔)