Doing some training at work, and the word ‘load’ is being thrown around, and my immature ass is howling each time.

The serotonins levels when I listen to Spice Girls is UNBELIEVABLE

Has anyone played on ‘Netflix Stories?’ It seems very pointed at me

Zoom in for a gorgeous gay

Just back from Germany, and now I am MARDY

9.01 and I’ve been called an imbecile at work 🥰

This time last week I was getting ready to see The Cookie Mon… I mean Dua Lipa 😭

Idk why I never use this account. Someone motivate meeee

Felt cute. Likely to delete.

Snooker World Championships, and Wrestlemania all weekend - I am living my best bank holiday life 🥰

SOMEONE FIND THE PICTURES. #CBB

Happy birthday to your fave person on this app 😘

7 years since I was a cutie. Miss them times 🙈🤣

Being gay, my head is only full of random quotes that only a few people know. That’s probz why my memory is fucked

Super late in watching Season 3 of Heartstopper, but just bawled my eyes out at the forth episode 😭

As soon as I get in bed, I’m wide awake 😭

I’ve tweeted something REALLY boring on X, and for some reason, it’s the most popular thing I’ve tweeted in fucking ages 🤣

Thankfully I have the BRAT album to get me through work today 😭

Just remembered that I see Kylie Minogue this year, and my life has been building up to that day 🥰🥰

Can we make this platform a no E*** M**k zone plz?

There’s genuinely no chance I can wait 48 hours until the next episode of Traitors. Someone do something immediately

To alt or not to alt

Fucking despise this transphobe. #MaskedSinger

Sorry, but Bush is clearly Natalie Cassidy #MaskedSinger

I’m just watching old WWE on Netflix, and forgot the Orange prick who is loved on the other app, plays a big role in it 🤬🤬

This is how you e-mail has found me all week tbh

Not sure there’s one straight person I follow on here. Have they come here yet, or still exclusively on the dark side?

two girls one cup (take one v take two) @jamesychambers.bsky.social

I feel like Blue Sky has become Alt Twitter already. And I am so mad about it 🤥

Charli XCX tomorrow is probably gonna be the best day of my life.

Two things in life I despise: - Garlic Bread - Snow

Am I going on a cruise next week? Yes. Am I watching documentaries on disasters at Sea? Also yes

Bought this for my 9 month old niece, but realised I want it more than she ever could. So it’s staying where it fucking is

I’m not gonna do one of them introductory posts, cos you know who I am 💁🏻‍♂️

Fuck Donald Trump, and fuck the Tories.