Why in god’s name does the NYPD need any outpost outside of NYC, let alone the country? (Zohran quote as refresher of priorities, not implication.)

TL;DR it’s dick pics

The irony of being served both of these back to back.

New rule: You’re not a billionaire if you don’t have a billion dollars of taxable wealth. If Bezos or Musk are rich because of their stock value that can’t be taxed, then it shouldn’t count towards net worth. Otherwise you’re measuring length from the balls… and we all know that doesn’t count.

Babe, wake up. New way to say fapping just dropped.

Facebook notification: “10 of your friends are using Meta ai!” Me: “Welp… 10 of my friends are trash, apparently.”

Just downloaded. 📲 Classic social feed, no shady algorithms. Founder is Australian, where data privacy is stricter; and servers are in Ireland, whose laws & politics have consistently been on the right side of history.

Property values in the central west african lowlands about to go up…

Can we all agree this should give Trump a pass on at least ONE small child from Epstein Island?

Union Square is just Times Square for Brooklyn kids

POV: you are “Bubba”

You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.

Rate my setup

IDF be like

Driving a giant 4-door pickup truck with a shorter bed is like walking around with a conspicuous bulge that’s mostly ball.

Youngest child: “why is this genocide different from all other genocides?”

“BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL”

Hearing the President refer to PDX as “war-ravaged” (to primarily red-state supporters who will neither visit nor confirm) makes me realize this is what the United States has been saying about China, Iran, the Middle East, etc my whole life.

“Mom! Can we get Fukushima?” “No, we have Fukushima at home” The Fukushima at home:

Dog TERF

I should call her

TikTok’s US operations are changing hands and will be retraining the algo on US-only data. No word yet on whether a new app is needed. Meanwhile, @skylight.social — the TikTok of the atmosphere — is seeing massive growth this week. 🔗 skylight.social

It’s this or nothing.

Annihilation (2018)

Everything old is new again.

No one: No one at all: Literally nobody: Not a soul: ChatGPT: “you’re very welcome!”

That one stiff gym sock under your bed

Actual paid post on LinkedIn

Sumerian Kareem

My upstairs neighbor at 11:00 at night

Mood

I wish people who call themselves “neurospicy” brought that same self-diagnosed ‘spiciness’ to conversation, or science, or journalism, or the arts, or humanities, or politics, or corporate world… instead of just brandishing it like a get-out-of-jail-free card to absolve themselves of accountability

Babe wake up new Gaza just dropped

1985’s Wizard of Oz 2: Return to Oz

POV: you’re about to meet Richard Gere

When you don’t read your party talking points, you just skim them

Me fighting my own brain at 3am

Two clips that give the same energy

Babe wake up new Red State Blue State map just dropped

What is the point of paying for Spotify Premium if we can’t get the audiobook titles we actually WANT???

I’ve always felt like my life is somewhere between the 100th Monkey theory & the greek myth of Cassandra: namely I have a gift for picking up on things long before they enter the mass consciousness… but my curse is I lack the gift to articulate them in any meaningful way to be that cultural catalyst

Trump’s first visit to Epstein island

Front of the box: “Our family’s recipe for generations!” Back of the box: “hydrogenated palm kernel oil, potassium bromate, BHT, modified cornstarch, carrageenan, yellow number 5, red 40.”

We get it. You’re poly…

We’ve always loved memes and viral videos

Normalize crashing into oncoming traffic with ultra-bright LED headlights like moths drawn to a flame

Looks like I’m fresh out

POV: you are a honey bee in 2025