Today I am 18,530 days old, meaning I have crossed the Brimley/Cocoon line.

Holding the door for two old ladies going into Beans & Barley, one of them said, “there’s a car in the lot with the license plate ‘I PUT OUT’, it’s probably a firefighter but it’s so funny.” I replied “I will personally give you ten dollars if you convince someone that it’s your car.” They HOWLED.

Forgive me if this has been skeeted to death, but I just learned that James Blair is 36 years old

Listen, we’re all just trying to use our bed bath & beyond coupon at the orange julius while we get our ears pierced

There’s so much bad news right now, so to offer something good that just happened, I successfully backed into a parking spot with the confidence of an older man.

Jay Kelly has the same amount of unexpected cardio as The French Connection.

I feel like I’m having a stroke watching Great British Bake Off seeing for the first time the vast difference between British and American flapjacks.

This week in my figure drawing class, I read to them while they worked on a two day drawing. I do this at least once a semester, but this class was the most affected by it. Their whole bodies relaxed, they hung on every word, and they made incredible drawings because of it. Magical.

This is Catherine Martin, who would wish you all a happy Halloween if she felt like it.

From what I learned in social studies, the demolition of the East Wing seems wrong.

Artists put our penmanship to proper use in times like these. No Kings Milwaukee USA

TRIPLE PLAY I LOVE THIS TEAM

Sal Frelick looks like a witcher (complimentary)

Watching last nights Brewers game in a hotel bar in Branson with a mixed Brewers/Cubs crowd was intense and amazing.

Milwaukee with a hard L

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

ok

I love everything about this year’s Brewers team. Friendship and teamwork.

The season long vibe of the Brewers. LFG.

I dropped my USB drive on my way to campus, but I retraced my steps and found it three blocks away; please clap

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Jeff Hiller forever.

I just saw a picture of Nick Fuentes for the first time and legit thought it was a pic of a random lesbian.

Trump dismantled every system of government without ever considering that a functional FBI might be needed to track down the killer of one of his guys.

Trump ordered flags at half staff for that guy and literally no one else? What is happening

I don’t know what I do to my legs in the summer. They’re beat up and scarred like I’m a third grader from June to September

brewers to the rest of the league:

Because he’s like 13 years old, I bet there’s a lot of things that Misiorowski explains as squishing the sides together. WWE wrestling Tubing Brushing teeth Sex

All of Milwaukee anticipating one (1) free subpar burger

Complimentary to both Remi Wolf and Björk, Remi Wolf sounds like when Björk accidentally slips into the traditionally pretty

Puttin’ on the ritz

I just saw a white dad braiding his white teenage daughter’s hair and that’s how you begin to dismantle the patriarchy

truth

You look at one ad for ugly ass orthopedic shoes and now your whole social media looks like a rascal scooter commercial

Aw cripes, the fucking corn sweats

Everyone in Milwaukee right now

Getting a fundraising text from Mark Warner (not my senator) right after the budget bill passed is a bold choice.

she's a real WMILF (Whistler's Mother I'd like to frame)

The only king I recognize is Abe Froman, sausage king of Chicago ™️.

Not gay as in happy but queer as in abolish ICE

Yes, let’s reappraise Gauguin so we can all agree that he was not just a terrible man BUT ALSO a terrible painter. Rest in piss.

Milwaukee needs another small boat stuck

Milwaukee folks: US Marshals are outside of Casablanca on Brady St. Check on your people.

AN AMERICAN POPE?!?!?!?

Seaward, 40”x30”, oil on canvas, 2025

Deep Thot

Peak Milwaukee: a bird accidentally dropped a fried cheese curd on my head from its nest.

The People’s Boat™️ remains.

We could have been something.