Just caught a live ‘turrble’ from Charles Barkley, you love to hear it

It's actually homophobic that I just saw a "happy pride" post from the Denver Police Department. Y'all want to celebrate pride, hand out free bricks and stand still.

Tonight’s Jeopardy! was a banger

Entering this in the face/leopard decoder machine

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast

Elected Dems: we are very upset, someone must do something about his Jodie Foster: that don't impress me much

In happier news, Trump has never looked worse.

It is putting Tony Dokoupil in physical pain to recite facts that are unfavorable about Trump. Do you even know how hard this is for him? Does anyone know how much pain Tony Dokoupil is in?

Today’s my birthday so we went to the game. When they won in the same manner as my life’s edict—full throated, chaotic and messy, full range of emotions only to come out on top due to luck and magic—I fell out if my seat in cosmic laughter. Thanks dudes for the present.

1. Brewers 2. Red Sox 3. Rockford Peaches 4. Indians in Major League 5. the Field of Dreams guys

The entire Oscars production team is on mushrooms and it’s fantastic.

Twas a spooky morning walking up to campus today.

Billie Joe Armstrong looks like a lesbian gym teacher (complimentary)

Welp, it’s over for anyone looking to email my dad

I love making new playlists for the upcoming semester. Like, I’m teaching them how to draw and paint, but I’m teaching them about the classic bangers from my music library.

He’ll die in camera and we’ll have those gifs forever

I know this isn’t the time but there’s a lot going on with Ryan Seacrest’s new face

Workshopping a new fiber arts dating app swipe weft

Some Midwest news: my wife came home with $145 from pull tabs.

Today I am 18,530 days old, meaning I have crossed the Brimley/Cocoon line.

Holding the door for two old ladies going into Beans & Barley, one of them said, “there’s a car in the lot with the license plate ‘I PUT OUT’, it’s probably a firefighter but it’s so funny.” I replied “I will personally give you ten dollars if you convince someone that it’s your car.” They HOWLED.

Forgive me if this has been skeeted to death, but I just learned that James Blair is 36 years old

Listen, we’re all just trying to use our bed bath & beyond coupon at the orange julius while we get our ears pierced

There’s so much bad news right now, so to offer something good that just happened, I successfully backed into a parking spot with the confidence of an older man.

Jay Kelly has the same amount of unexpected cardio as The French Connection.

I feel like I’m having a stroke watching Great British Bake Off seeing for the first time the vast difference between British and American flapjacks.

This week in my figure drawing class, I read to them while they worked on a two day drawing. I do this at least once a semester, but this class was the most affected by it. Their whole bodies relaxed, they hung on every word, and they made incredible drawings because of it. Magical.

This is Catherine Martin, who would wish you all a happy Halloween if she felt like it.

From what I learned in social studies, the demolition of the East Wing seems wrong.

Artists put our penmanship to proper use in times like these. No Kings Milwaukee USA

TRIPLE PLAY I LOVE THIS TEAM

Sal Frelick looks like a witcher (complimentary)

Watching last nights Brewers game in a hotel bar in Branson with a mixed Brewers/Cubs crowd was intense and amazing.

Milwaukee with a hard L

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

ok

I love everything about this year’s Brewers team. Friendship and teamwork.

The season long vibe of the Brewers. LFG.

I dropped my USB drive on my way to campus, but I retraced my steps and found it three blocks away; please clap

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Jeff Hiller forever.

I just saw a picture of Nick Fuentes for the first time and legit thought it was a pic of a random lesbian.

Trump dismantled every system of government without ever considering that a functional FBI might be needed to track down the killer of one of his guys.

Trump ordered flags at half staff for that guy and literally no one else? What is happening

I don’t know what I do to my legs in the summer. They’re beat up and scarred like I’m a third grader from June to September

brewers to the rest of the league:

Because he’s like 13 years old, I bet there’s a lot of things that Misiorowski explains as squishing the sides together. WWE wrestling Tubing Brushing teeth Sex

All of Milwaukee anticipating one (1) free subpar burger

Complimentary to both Remi Wolf and Björk, Remi Wolf sounds like when Björk accidentally slips into the traditionally pretty

Puttin’ on the ritz