If we know Trump is in the files and we take Todd Blanche at his word that the unreleased files have unredacted victims then it follows that Trump is in the files with victims. Oh I'm sorry he is the victim that's it

You only do this if you have no intention of leaving the joint

All of Jimmy Fallons impersonations are great except for late night talk show host

Remember when everyone said Trump got shot and then everyone said he's changed?

Thank God "Google Wrap" isn't a thing

Bluesky is the deadest comedy room on earth apparently

Trump: And Melania said I couldn't find the man in the boat

So anyone with an active DEA license can now prescribe a WMD?

Bovino is probably rock hard in his Nazi cosplay itching to strafe some dairy farmers floorboard

And people question why Gen Z is more accepting of political violence. They've been shot at over and over for their lifetimes

The 12 days of Measles On the 12th day of Measles RFK gave to me: Vaccine misinformation Fomites in a bed sheet Prodromal symptoms Cough and coryza Conjunctivitis Koplik spots Fever Macular papular rash Diarrhea and dehydration Secondary pneumonia Panencephalitis A visit from the clergy

If you netted $30 per hour 24/7 from the time of King Tut you still wouldn't have a billion dollars.

Trump and RFK: your children can have one measly doll for Christmas. Literally one doll. With measles.

I heard the breaking news music and really hoped for a moment

Trump and RFK: your children can have one measly doll for Christmas. Literally one doll. With measles.

I heard the breaking news music and really hoped for a moment

Tis the season

Thank God "Google Wrap" isn't a thing

Fuck them for making us imply that murdering survivors is worse than murdering de novo.

Everybody better brush up on their Milgram experiments.

Has a presidency ever gone this slow?

Fuck them for making us imply that murdering survivors is worse than murdering de novo.

Flood the zone is the most diabolically effective strategy in my lifetime. Every day is literally 10 new horrible things and it's impossible to even remember the 10 horrible things from a week ago let alone the accumulation of it all

Clay Higgins voting no is the political equivalent of Classé intentionally throwing a ball

One Battle After Another was the best movie I've seen in a few years

Finally getting around to One Battle After Another. Holy smokes PTA does color filters amazingly

Megyn Kelly and many Republicans have confused barely legal with nearly legal or are gaslighting it

So the woman he pretended to barely remember spoke to him for hours in Jeffrey Epstein's house?

There's a guy at the gym that always wears a "The Exorcist" T-shirt. I think it's clever but I don't think he intends it to be.

Every time I look up at a soccer match on TV

Confession: I always thought Johnny Cash released Folsom Prison as an inmate

I just found out that one of my medical school housemates died today. We haven't seen each other in 20 years but we kept talking about it. He was a really good guy. Leaves behind a wife and 2 high school age kids

@thegodpodcast.com never answers me --must be the real deal

No Kings is cute but it's strictly performative. National strike or blanket boycott are the only possibilities I see

Things I started questioning as I got older: for one, I'm sure Pablo Picasso did get called an asshole on occasion--even (especially) in New York

When this is over…

I'm not saying Stephen Miller is a Nazi but I think he might have the location of the Ark of the Covenant scar-burned into his palm

Hint: When armed troops are on domestic soil it's all friendly fire

He has Mad Cowbell Disease