ME: First full week back in the office this year, maybe I should pretend to be sick and work from home GEN'VA'TOTH, FEL BLADE THAT SUPS ON THE ANGER OF INNOCENTS CAUGHT IN MEETINGS THEY DON'T NEED TO BE IN: No

It's important to first imagine that you CAN make a large, positive community based on something typically considered part of the toxic Internet manosphere. Completely unrelated please check out reddit dot com slash r slash DnD!

It's really hard to get people interested in my favourite comics when I have to start by going, "it's actually pronounced BLAM, like a gun!"

All actions I take in my Rad Bipedal Mech are taken with complete immunity, the courts said none can judge me. I'm going to use it to capture my enemy's Lame Bipedal Mech and drag it in front of the court to be tried for war crimes!

2025 GAMING ROUND-UP -- In the year 2025 I played at least 66 games, and finished ~51% of them. In the first couple months of 2026 I will talk about one of them a day.

Happy New Year. Rents due.

Austen Gunn looking like a ninja turtle #aewworldsend

Wes Moore should invent a title like "Full and Legal Resident of the United States of America (Maryland Chapter)", grant it to everyone who has ever been to the state, and kick ICE out until the courts say it doesn't count. Then invent a new title and do it again.

本日12月18日、アケアカ版アウトフォクシーズ発売！ どこか憎めない殺し屋達が次々と起きる状況変化をも利用し対決！格ゲー大ブームの中、僕が黙々と遊んでたら隣で見てた友達が「これ、めちゃくちゃ良いゲームなんじゃないか！？」と目を丸くして驚いてた姿を思い出します！未だ代替え品のない傑作！

Last night I had to call 911 for a fire 2 doors down. They pulled my neighbor out. Spent my morning trying to figure out if she lived but if you search "news Baltimore fire" all you get is a firefighter serial masturbator SO PROLIFIC they had to decontaminate multiple facilities (and ice machines??)

The winner of The Game Awards is...the girl reading this post...(and not watching The Game Awards)...

We're experiencing weird deliverability issues with our marketing emails at work. We're A/B testing and we think the problem is either that an ancient ziggurat has been acting as a psychic magnet, attracting those electronic signals which bear its inscrutable sigils in its code, or a template issue.

added the various stickers, kinda did them a bit freeform bc i really like how the pink decals look on the blue

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready to shut up. Fuck off. Go to Elf Hell and fucking die (but with tinsel).

Tipping $1.4 Billion to my bartender to match my Godzilla score.

In the original Final Fantasy (Famicom '87, NES '90) a single door on the top floor of the Sunken Shrine is locked by the Mystic Key despite it being impossible to reach that location without the Key.

I have absolutely no proof but I'm the source of the, "I thought Siglemic was an Asian girl" meme. Cuz I thought he was!

You ever be having a good day and then Darby Allin happens? #AEW #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts #WrestleSky

My Google Homes/Nests got an update that made them run on Google's Gemini AI. The only difference I've noticed is that if you say, "remind me to..." it goes, "I can't set reminders" but if you say, "set a task to..." it goes, "alright, I'll remind you at..."

Instead of a franchise whose whole business model is being visible from highway exits (Carvana, Top Golf) I'm instead going to construct a single tower that can be seen from all over Earth so that consumers (4|\| |=1|\|4|_|_¥ lvl33+ 60|)!

Noir detective who is also the femme fatale and is also pregnant: That's right, it's my turn to expand humanity via contractions. But it won't contract any of my contracts. At most I'll have to go from 4 inch heels to 3. At least my husband will feel less threatened!

#typography #タイポグラフィ

Raise your hibitions

Using a real-world culture as the basis for your sci-fi naming conventions: - Derivative - Insensitive - Lazy Using the NFL as the basis for your sci-fi naming conventions: - Plaxico - D'Brickashaw - Barkevious - Derivative - Insensitive - Lazy

Schreiber's house is probably triple the size of anyone else in that court room but he cannot possibly conceive of allowing a "good friend" (of which he claims to have many) to stay with him when the alternative is JAIL. It's not even home detention! He literally just needs a place to stay! WTF!

I could tell simply by looking at the packaging

Two funeral convoys both refusing to stop at an intersection and perfectly threading between each other except the hearses are slightly different sizes so they clip each other and the bodies swap.

Mushroom Tor Andy

1997, October 1, The END DAY

Do you remember? 21 guyssss on your member.

Levi = jeans EuGENE = Levy They're literally telling us what they're doing and laughing in our face

I don't know how everyone in this city can tell I'm a tourist but they're all willing to autograph my pith helmet and big magnifying glass so that's neat.

The real tragedy of the media landscape becoming so fractured and segmented in the Internet age is that it's impossible to know which celebrities kids think have had a rib removed so they can suck their own dick (Mr Beast?????)

Happy St Johnswort Day to all who celebrate (just me and my buddy Herman)!

Me when reasonable people balk at my radical takes.

In the 2010s every video game with a faction system decided, "what if every faction was bad and you had to choose one you can tolerate?" and that's interesting once or twice but I dunno. I think games should have factions you WANT to join. I think that's more fun.

Mystery Wrestling is attempting the #WorldsLongestMatch RIGHT NOW and @eviluno.bsky.social just realized he made a huge mistake. Check it out www.twitch.tv/eviluno

Got towed for parking illegally. I was gonna yell at the guy because there was no sign but it turns out this spot harbors the malignant curse of the heresiarch, so really the tow-guy did me a solid but that just makes me angrier?!

Baseless #AEWAllIn Predictions: Hangman new champ CEO new champ Okada over Omega Bucks remain EVPs Fletcher new TNT champ Hurt Syndicate Retains Opps Retain OC Men's Casino winner Thekla Women's Casino winner Trent takes Big Boom AJ's finger Outrunners over FTR

I got to the office late today and some recogmancer had swept through and stolen everyone's sentience so they were pawing at my free will and I had to be all "not till I've had my coffee!"

The thing about the humidity is that it is it

You can't put a price on $7

It's not just a phase, this is who I am now

Ok, obviously I admit it was a mistake to take my Rad Bipedal Mech into the nation of Azadistan years ago But here's the thing: I need to take my Rad Bipedal Mech into the larger and more powerful country of Abadistan And my reasons? Exactly the same as last time

Been screenshotting the best part of Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX, the UX.

NO ARMOR KINGS

Just learned that material conditions exist. Very upsetting.

My revolution against the Earth is morally correct and I have the support of the people but talking heads on the Earthen News Network (ENN) are angry with me when I use my Rad Bipedal Mech to attack the state??

Starting a guild in GayBlade, I don't care if it isn't an MMO.