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I tried to get Ross to test the mics but noooooooo! This was a great conversation. I hope you at home can power through the audio issues. Hope to be back one day!

Just told my coworker I was going to be "sick" tomorrow but I accidentally did the drinky motion instead of the air quotes motion. Ugh I should (*places finger gun to head, gives big thumbs up*)

My parents really let me watch CSI and hear about how sex is always about power when I was at an age where sex was looking at one (1) boob and saying thank you.

If I'm bigger than you irl then my font should be bigger than yours on social media. And you should give me $6.

Now I'm thinking, programming is very bad for Health, Stomack and Life, however computer desire excellent programes.

Oh man finally, Brian Cage is bac- oh it's Osprey. #AEWRevolution

Bro, you sure you wanna die on that hill? Your ancestors died on that hill. They shed blood, much of it their own, so you could live a better life. A life free from the cycle of suffering and death that they fled. A life of simple pleasures and comforts. Live on that hill, bro.

I hate that my enemy doesn't allow women to get an education so I used my Rad Bipedal Mech to blow up a girl's school.

There's a certain kind of guy that believes in his soul that he could knock down a great stone pillar to destroy an evil cathedral if he were mad enough and I don't know why I'm like this.

Shout out to @terrycavanaghgames.com. I played Judith and Don't Look Back at a formative time. Seeing VVVVVV and super Hexagon blow up was very satisfying. His giant thread about learning to build in Roblox was fascinating, though I think it's been lost to time. Anyways check out his shit.

Starting to feel really good

Schumer thinks masked ICE chuds should be allowed to terrorize immigrant communities and kill innocent people if they have a doctor's note.

Holding down ctrl+shift while starting my car so I don't have to get an oil change.

The Blizzard of 20-what?! Oh you mean the Snowpocalypse? You're talking about the Snowmageddon. Are you talking about the Snowzilla? You're literally talking about the Snowlodomor. Wait do you mean the Holofrost?

"Your name is in the Epstein Files. Principal Skinner saw it with his own eyes." "That's true, but I was only in the files to get instructions on how to get away from the files!"

My boss thinks I helped her install Adobe Creative Cloud on her laptop but actually I installed a consecrated seed that will nourish itself on her incompetence, growing into a knotted visier. The visier will then install Adobe Creative Cloud.

ME: First full week back in the office this year, maybe I should pretend to be sick and work from home GEN'VA'TOTH, FEL BLADE THAT SUPS ON THE ANGER OF INNOCENTS CAUGHT IN MEETINGS THEY DON'T NEED TO BE IN: No

It's important to first imagine that you CAN make a large, positive community based on something typically considered part of the toxic Internet manosphere. Completely unrelated please check out reddit dot com slash r slash DnD!

It's really hard to get people interested in my favourite comics when I have to start by going, "it's actually pronounced BLAM, like a gun!"

All actions I take in my Rad Bipedal Mech are taken with complete immunity, the courts said none can judge me. I'm going to use it to capture my enemy's Lame Bipedal Mech and drag it in front of the court to be tried for war crimes!

2025 GAMING ROUND-UP -- In the year 2025 I played at least 66 games, and finished ~51% of them. In the first couple months of 2026 I will talk about one of them a day.

Happy New Year. Rents due.

Austen Gunn looking like a ninja turtle #aewworldsend

Wes Moore should invent a title like "Full and Legal Resident of the United States of America (Maryland Chapter)", grant it to everyone who has ever been to the state, and kick ICE out until the courts say it doesn't count. Then invent a new title and do it again.

本日12月18日、アケアカ版アウトフォクシーズ発売！ どこか憎めない殺し屋達が次々と起きる状況変化をも利用し対決！格ゲー大ブームの中、僕が黙々と遊んでたら隣で見てた友達が「これ、めちゃくちゃ良いゲームなんじゃないか！？」と目を丸くして驚いてた姿を思い出します！未だ代替え品のない傑作！

Last night I had to call 911 for a fire 2 doors down. They pulled my neighbor out. Spent my morning trying to figure out if she lived but if you search "news Baltimore fire" all you get is a firefighter serial masturbator SO PROLIFIC they had to decontaminate multiple facilities (and ice machines??)

The winner of The Game Awards is...the girl reading this post...(and not watching The Game Awards)...

We're experiencing weird deliverability issues with our marketing emails at work. We're A/B testing and we think the problem is either that an ancient ziggurat has been acting as a psychic magnet, attracting those electronic signals which bear its inscrutable sigils in its code, or a template issue.

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready to shut up. Fuck off. Go to Elf Hell and fucking die (but with tinsel).

Tipping $1.4 Billion to my bartender to match my Godzilla score.

In the original Final Fantasy (Famicom '87, NES '90) a single door on the top floor of the Sunken Shrine is locked by the Mystic Key despite it being impossible to reach that location without the Key.

I have absolutely no proof but I'm the source of the, "I thought Siglemic was an Asian girl" meme. Cuz I thought he was!

You ever be having a good day and then Darby Allin happens? #AEW #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts #WrestleSky

My Google Homes/Nests got an update that made them run on Google's Gemini AI. The only difference I've noticed is that if you say, "remind me to..." it goes, "I can't set reminders" but if you say, "set a task to..." it goes, "alright, I'll remind you at..."

Instead of a franchise whose whole business model is being visible from highway exits (Carvana, Top Golf) I'm instead going to construct a single tower that can be seen from all over Earth so that consumers (4|\| |=1|\|4|_|_¥ lvl33+ 60|)!

Noir detective who is also the femme fatale and is also pregnant: That's right, it's my turn to expand humanity via contractions. But it won't contract any of my contracts. At most I'll have to go from 4 inch heels to 3. At least my husband will feel less threatened!

#typography #タイポグラフィ

Raise your hibitions

Using a real-world culture as the basis for your sci-fi naming conventions: - Derivative - Insensitive - Lazy Using the NFL as the basis for your sci-fi naming conventions: - Plaxico - D'Brickashaw - Barkevious - Derivative - Insensitive - Lazy

Schreiber's house is probably triple the size of anyone else in that court room but he cannot possibly conceive of allowing a "good friend" (of which he claims to have many) to stay with him when the alternative is JAIL. It's not even home detention! He literally just needs a place to stay! WTF!

I could tell simply by looking at the packaging

Two funeral convoys both refusing to stop at an intersection and perfectly threading between each other except the hearses are slightly different sizes so they clip each other and the bodies swap.

Mushroom Tor Andy

1997, October 1, The END DAY

Do you remember? 21 guyssss on your member.