yeah, you should try it sometime

your fave can help this account ratio the Democratic Party- please give generously

I wish all cis people a very you would be more useful as a living battery

not only do I post fucked up nonsense, but I also have FANTASTIC tits and am a boy

I make posts like "Marge Simpson has 1000 springtrap pushes in her room" and everyone LOVES it, but then I get too excited and turn around and say something stupid like "I'M UNCLE SNURK!!!" and then it's back to the torture chamber again

5 years from now they'll retcon the Simpsons again and say Marge grew up watching markiplier

barbarian neogender

sigh. bimbo arc

my new years resolution is to fuck 700000 people

it's kinda weird being like, a sexy girl and stuff

I didn't go out for weeks and weeks because I was self conscious about my body then I went out last night and people were giving me fuck eyes the whole time and I was like "oh yeah I forgot"

I read 52 books in 2025

freddy fazbear would be my friend I think

I don't think I'm human

we need a slur for monogamous people

Who am I... How did I get here... is this some kind of... hallucination? or could it really be... a whole other world?...

ahegao to the polls

ahegao big or ahegao home

the power rangers franchise is kind of like foreplay if you think about it

PLEASE HELP THEY HAVE ME CAPTIVE AND ARE TRAINING ME LIKE A DOG TO MAKE POSTS IN EXCHANGE FOR LITTLE HITS OF DOPAMINE

"I will pop you like a balloon" I say, waving my sewing needle around at you and arching my back and biting my lower lip

sometimes i see posts and feel a little criticized by them but then I remember that I looooooove stabbing random strangers with my sewing needles I love it I love it I love it so much it is soooooo fun and exciting and sweet and baby girl of me to stab random strangers with my collection of needles

I have 7000 other followers but you wouldn't know them they go to another school

girldick can be a psychedelic if you choke on it right

you guys are losing your, God damn minds out here! ! you should do what I did and lock yourself in your room with a stack of 1970s sci-fi novels and enough psychedelics to choke a hippo

this is my super mario oc, stink Mario. he wears a carhartt beanie and has the power to stink

scrolling bsky because she messaged "what are you wearing rn 😏" and I told her I was wearing a "stunning and elegant frock, actually" and she hasn't responded in an hour

*bounces on it*

when your mom dies does the funeral director usually give you a crisp one dollar bill to cheer you up or was that just me

feesh

the fact that small children scream and run away from me on instinct is actually so affirming

I love killing people!

whenever someone new likes one of my posts I growl and my ears go flat and my fur bristles

call me a pair of jorts the way I go in the "butch bottoms" aisle

going to a dinner party on sesame Street and hitting on elmo's mom

damnnnnn, no girlfaggots in here?

*cough, cough (girlfaggotsayswhat) *cough, cough*

frank frazetta paintings got me feeling fucking feralllllllllllll

dude did you see the new T-Rex reconstruction that shit looks like Tyrannosaurus Alan

beans are so good for your heart when you don't got a bitch in your ear saying "the more you eat the more you fart"

why does every social media have a yearly wrapped now why can't they just go in raw

wearing my cutoff muscle shirt to work so I can impress all the queers who haven't yet noticed that I exist and probably never will

yes, but what if saturn was devouring my-- nay, I shan't say it...

Deanna Troi is a redditor who the fuck else would call themself a word like betazoid

AI generated wourm

writing a manifesto that gets sold in the sword/sorcery aisle

when my stepmom dies I'm gonna tattoo her flatline across my tits

I'm so fucking glad someone liked this I knew it wasn't gonna go viral or anything but the fact that it got at least one like is a huge win in my eyes

Homer tell your children not to walk my waayyyyy