I read 52 books in 2025

freddy fazbear would be my friend I think

I don't think I'm human

we need a slur for monogamous people

Who am I... How did I get here... is this some kind of... hallucination? or could it really be... a whole other world?...

ahegao to the polls

ahegao big or ahegao home

the power rangers franchise is kind of like foreplay if you think about it

PLEASE HELP THEY HAVE ME CAPTIVE AND ARE TRAINING ME LIKE A DOG TO MAKE POSTS IN EXCHANGE FOR LITTLE HITS OF DOPAMINE

"I will pop you like a balloon" I say, waving my sewing needle around at you and arching my back and biting my lower lip

sometimes i see posts and feel a little criticized by them but then I remember that I looooooove stabbing random strangers with my sewing needles I love it I love it I love it so much it is soooooo fun and exciting and sweet and baby girl of me to stab random strangers with my collection of needles

I have 7000 other followers but you wouldn't know them they go to another school

girldick can be a psychedelic if you choke on it right

you guys are losing your, God damn minds out here! ! you should do what I did and lock yourself in your room with a stack of 1970s sci-fi novels and enough psychedelics to choke a hippo

this is my super mario oc, stink Mario. he wears a carhartt beanie and has the power to stink

scrolling bsky because she messaged "what are you wearing rn 😏" and I told her I was wearing a "stunning and elegant frock, actually" and she hasn't responded in an hour

*bounces on it*

when your mom dies does the funeral director usually give you a crisp one dollar bill to cheer you up or was that just me

feesh

the fact that small children scream and run away from me on instinct is actually so affirming

I love killing people!

whenever someone new likes one of my posts I growl and my ears go flat and my fur bristles

call me a pair of jorts the way I go in the "butch bottoms" aisle

going to a dinner party on sesame Street and hitting on elmo's mom

damnnnnn, no girlfaggots in here?

*cough, cough (girlfaggotsayswhat) *cough, cough*

frank frazetta paintings got me feeling fucking feralllllllllllll

dude did you see the new T-Rex reconstruction that shit looks like Tyrannosaurus Alan

beans are so good for your heart when you don't got a bitch in your ear saying "the more you eat the more you fart"

why does every social media have a yearly wrapped now why can't they just go in raw

wearing my cutoff muscle shirt to work so I can impress all the queers who haven't yet noticed that I exist and probably never will

yes, but what if saturn was devouring my-- nay, I shan't say it...

Deanna Troi is a redditor who the fuck else would call themself a word like betazoid

AI generated wourm

writing a manifesto that gets sold in the sword/sorcery aisle

when my stepmom dies I'm gonna tattoo her flatline across my tits

I'm so fucking glad someone liked this I knew it wasn't gonna go viral or anything but the fact that it got at least one like is a huge win in my eyes

Homer tell your children not to walk my waayyyyy

I only hop on bluesky every two months to tell everyone I've changed genders

huhm guess I'm gender fluid molasses subtype

I'm a disabled trans woman waiting for my disability ruling and my partner is employed part time! We need help with rent please!

have you seen that black mirror where there's two kinds of yogurt and they mix them and it's like fuuuuuuuuck now there's 3 kinds of yogurtttt

Smearing myself in jam. "I'm making it into a dress" I say, it's unconventional fashion, "I'll be the next lady gaga" I say without being totally wrong

Just like Mozart, I, too, have a bunch of stupid fucking shit in my head

Can I please rejoin the captain crunch fanclub. Please. I am so sorry for banging my hammer on the floor really loud at every meeting. I will try not to do it anymore but I make no fucking promises

Hey fucker! You ever been to hot topic? You ever bought every single lilo and stitch item at the hot topic with a 'burner credit card' (genius invention I made)

Greetings fellow Dino Riders fans. I regret to inform you that the Dino Riders Fan Newsletter must now end because I have discovered something way cooler: wearing gay little dresses and kissing guys at clubs and doing a line of something I can't pronounce and then getting fucked in the bathroom