Jeepers
@jeeprs.bsky.social
📤 553
📥 429
📝 3497
THE DEUCE, YOU SAY! - MDNI - she/him
pinned post!
you guys are losing your, God damn minds out here! ! you should do what I did and lock yourself in your room with a stack of 1970s sci-fi novels and enough psychedelics to choke a hippo
5 days ago
0
4
1
I read 52 books in 2025
2 days ago
0
2
0
freddy fazbear would be my friend I think
2 days ago
0
2
0
I don't think I'm human
4 days ago
0
2
0
we need a slur for monogamous people
4 days ago
0
1
0
Who am I... How did I get here... is this some kind of... hallucination? or could it really be... a whole other world?...
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
0
1
0
ahegao to the polls
4 days ago
0
3
1
ahegao big or ahegao home
4 days ago
0
3
0
the power rangers franchise is kind of like foreplay if you think about it
5 days ago
0
3
0
PLEASE HELP THEY HAVE ME CAPTIVE AND ARE TRAINING ME LIKE A DOG TO MAKE POSTS IN EXCHANGE FOR LITTLE HITS OF DOPAMINE
5 days ago
0
0
0
"I will pop you like a balloon" I say, waving my sewing needle around at you and arching my back and biting my lower lip
5 days ago
0
2
0
sometimes i see posts and feel a little criticized by them but then I remember that I looooooove stabbing random strangers with my sewing needles I love it I love it I love it so much it is soooooo fun and exciting and sweet and baby girl of me to stab random strangers with my collection of needles
5 days ago
0
3
0
I have 7000 other followers but you wouldn't know them they go to another school
5 days ago
0
2
0
girldick can be a psychedelic if you choke on it right
5 days ago
0
6
1
you guys are losing your, God damn minds out here! ! you should do what I did and lock yourself in your room with a stack of 1970s sci-fi novels and enough psychedelics to choke a hippo
5 days ago
0
4
1
this is my super mario oc, stink Mario. he wears a carhartt beanie and has the power to stink
5 days ago
1
5
1
scrolling bsky because she messaged "what are you wearing rn 😏" and I told her I was wearing a "stunning and elegant frock, actually" and she hasn't responded in an hour
5 days ago
1
5
0
*bounces on it*
5 days ago
0
3
0
when your mom dies does the funeral director usually give you a crisp one dollar bill to cheer you up or was that just me
5 days ago
2
3
0
reposted by
Jeepers
jujube
about 1 month ago
feesh
0
8
2
the fact that small children scream and run away from me on instinct is actually so affirming
16 days ago
0
3
0
I love killing people!
16 days ago
0
1
0
whenever someone new likes one of my posts I growl and my ears go flat and my fur bristles
16 days ago
0
5
0
call me a pair of jorts the way I go in the "butch bottoms" aisle
add a skeleton here at some point
22 days ago
0
3
0
going to a dinner party on sesame Street and hitting on elmo's mom
22 days ago
0
0
0
damnnnnn, no girlfaggots in here?
add a skeleton here at some point
24 days ago
0
2
0
*cough, cough (girlfaggotsayswhat) *cough, cough*
24 days ago
0
2
1
frank frazetta paintings got me feeling fucking feralllllllllllll
29 days ago
0
0
0
dude did you see the new T-Rex reconstruction that shit looks like Tyrannosaurus Alan
29 days ago
0
2
0
beans are so good for your heart when you don't got a bitch in your ear saying "the more you eat the more you fart"
29 days ago
0
1
0
why does every social media have a yearly wrapped now why can't they just go in raw
about 1 month ago
0
4
0
wearing my cutoff muscle shirt to work so I can impress all the queers who haven't yet noticed that I exist and probably never will
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
yes, but what if saturn was devouring my-- nay, I shan't say it...
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
Deanna Troi is a redditor who the fuck else would call themself a word like betazoid
about 1 month ago
0
2
0
AI generated wourm
about 1 month ago
0
0
0
writing a manifesto that gets sold in the sword/sorcery aisle
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
when my stepmom dies I'm gonna tattoo her flatline across my tits
about 1 month ago
0
5
0
I'm so fucking glad someone liked this I knew it wasn't gonna go viral or anything but the fact that it got at least one like is a huge win in my eyes
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
2
0
Homer tell your children not to walk my waayyyyy
about 1 month ago
0
2
1
I only hop on bluesky every two months to tell everyone I've changed genders
about 1 month ago
1
5
0
huhm guess I'm gender fluid molasses subtype
about 1 month ago
0
3
0
reposted by
Jeepers
Peanut
about 1 month ago
I'm a disabled trans woman waiting for my disability ruling and my partner is employed part time! We need help with rent please!
add a skeleton here at some point
1
33
40
have you seen that black mirror where there's two kinds of yogurt and they mix them and it's like fuuuuuuuuck now there's 3 kinds of yogurtttt
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Jeepers
Smearing myself in jam. "I'm making it into a dress" I say, it's unconventional fashion, "I'll be the next lady gaga" I say without being totally wrong
8 months ago
0
2
1
reposted by
Jeepers
Just like Mozart, I, too, have a bunch of stupid fucking shit in my head
8 months ago
0
3
1
reposted by
Jeepers
Can I please rejoin the captain crunch fanclub. Please. I am so sorry for banging my hammer on the floor really loud at every meeting. I will try not to do it anymore but I make no fucking promises
8 months ago
0
1
1
reposted by
Jeepers
Hey fucker! You ever been to hot topic? You ever bought every single lilo and stitch item at the hot topic with a 'burner credit card' (genius invention I made)
8 months ago
0
1
1
reposted by
Jeepers
Greetings fellow Dino Riders fans. I regret to inform you that the Dino Riders Fan Newsletter must now end because I have discovered something way cooler: wearing gay little dresses and kissing guys at clubs and doing a line of something I can't pronounce and then getting fucked in the bathroom
8 months ago
1
4
1
Load more
feeds!
log in